OFFICIAL LITHUANIA v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 2

0-1.

Dat mong called Kane does it again, with help from Divey Alli.

Unsurprisingly shite otherwise.

>de gay

is it, dare i say, coming home?

Bring back Andy Johnson

>only winning 1-0

DARE TO DREAM

Bring back Kevin Davies

Zoned out during half-time. Did Wright lay into them?

Oh...
See it, the Yid still loves Lietuva

Make England great again

This is suffering

Is there any explanation as to why we are so shit?

Hope winks scores. Really like the idea of Poch giving him a cuddle when he returns to training

Will you be watching the big game tomorrow night lads?

None of them really said anything.

Think I'd rather play Kane down the middle with two wingers desu, I don't see where Alli fits into this team

i just turned on. is this astroturf? looks like the school where i play in a 5 a side league

Conspiracy theory time-

The players don't give a shit as all the money goes to charity

forgot bradley walsh was in that film

fanfic when?

SCOTLAND THREW AWAY 1-0 LEAD

Maybe because deep inside, your players know the country has been sold out to Globalist mass-migration and that the concept of England as a "nation" is basically dead.

shit coach
shit players

what do you expect

>burger and a wrap
>two sides
>two desserts
Enjoy your heart attack at 40.

>Southgate
is the reason.

If the FA are desperate enough they'll poach Eddie Meme from Bournemouth.

>Scotland

Aha hahaha

>Micky Keen

Loling at Scotland

>keane wanting to spice it up a bit

absolute lad

Good effort by Keane

The Sunnah is alive
Khilafah on the rise
The flag of tawheed
shining bright
before our eyes

For the sake of Allah
we will march to the gates
to the paradise
where are maidens await

Should we build a new stadium, lads?

>tfw commentator started talking about basketball league
Fuck off, our focus on basketball is why we suck big one while cunts like Iceland and Slovenia are semi-decent.

damn no need to get so real

10/10 haircut

Not *really* throwing it away if it's only 1-0 though, is it.

>KEANE
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

1-1 incoming, Scotland has fallen already

Watford (Loyal), Sheffield, Swindon, Oswestry, Leicester, Birmingham, South Hylton, Stockbridge, Sunnerlun, Aldershot, Barnsley, South Croydon, Shrewsbury, Bristol, Rochdale.

t. Country founded by immigrants

Oh my fucking goodness Keane

wouldn't make a difference.

The team is unmotivated and have 0 notable midfielders that aren't holding/defensive.

would fit right into the hitler youth with that chop

Watching England play football

It's artificial grass, yeah. Like they sell in B&M

>watching divegrass

>Watching Ireland qualify
Pic related.

would actually prefer scotland to make it to the WC desu

makes the tournament a bit more interesting, i barely remember WC '98 and dont think there's been another home nation in a WC since then. also we kinda have them to thank for not having a corbyn government

Playing for England seems like a total chore. The whole setup needs a complete renovation and a change of attitude.

>implying there is good grass in Lithuania on October

Give my regards to Castries user.

Horihane plays for your country, right?

If he does I will watch your game

and look at the the state of "us" and our national team.

Lithuania have been the better team this half

I'm English. I can't stand it anymore.

l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!

not technically home nations but the republic made it to korea/japan '02 (which in itself is some time ago now)
yep, '98 was the last time anyone other than england made it, depressing stuff.

I unironically only watch the englisch national team to laugh at how shitty they are. Always brightens up my day

Is England always undefeated during qualifier?

Well this is boring

Here is the list of sports league attendance figures:

1. MLB - 75 million
2. Japanese baseball - 25 million
3. NBA - 22 million
4. NHL - 21 million
5. NFL - 18 milion
6. MINOR League baseball - 14 million
7. EPL soccer - 13 million

So even MINOR league baseball has more attendance than the highest attended soccer league in the world!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Soccer and Eurpoors BTFO!!

Lol no u didnt

Surprisingly white starting eleven desu lads

bit gay, that.

>Going inside the Castries market

lmao

Was France '98 the last genuinely good WC? Feels like international football is on a downward spiral

I think Keith might be a girl m8

What are you on about? Why? We honestly don't need a better stadium. Better off renovating some houses if we're gonna waste money.

please tell me what results are needed to make sure scotland dont go through

why do we watching this shite lads

>no pay
>have to play endless qualifiers in shithole countries
>media tears them apart constantly

is that vincent kompany's bro?

Do people over 20 stone count for 2 or something?

Scotland fail to win and Slovakia win.

But MLB has like 200 games - do you even know math?

>English

The USA has the best team. You must be seriously brain damaged if you think anyone has a chance of beating them next year

It's like a failed clone

Yeh we always beat literally who's in qualifying then fail In The tournament

fite me irl. I'm the british guy in the union jack shorts across the street.

why do ITV persist in calling Netherlands, Holland?

they've done it for decades

I was looking for a nice piece of fresh fish and managed to locate a fishmonger by the name of Big Spliffs.

>Sern-ass
What a fucking waste of a decent move.

MLB literally has like 5+ games for every team they play, they play 162 games a season

damn that was pretty fancy

And?? Nobody's stopping Europoor soccer leagues from playing 200 games.

Better to have a shit football team than Merkel as leader

>losing against lituana
???

but england are winning, you utter spenk

New fag

Cretin

Please

Really don't deserve to be 1 up lads

>Scotland are going to go out on goal difference

Kek, typical scotlel

>4 wins in 15 games at the last few major tournaments

C..can't be right...c..can it?

>Scotland have now failed to qualify for the World Cup for the 5th consecutive time

>Scotcucks

lmao

Hey, the quality of shit to buy there is pretty decent for the price.

Just don't touch what/who you don't have to.

>Costa Rican Education

>deleting your own post
lmao you utter mong stay at reddit

>up norf

>scotlel

>northern ireland will qualify for a world cup before scotland

what a time to be alive