Breakdown of voting results: lordashcroftpolls.com/2016/06/how-the-united-kingdom-voted-and-why/#more-14746 IN OTHER NEWS: >David Cameron has resigned >Corbyn in the middle of a coup, battling against Blairites >Irish PM calls for calm in N.I., torpedoes Sinn Fein hopes >Spain hopes for 'co-sovereignty' over Gibraltar >the EU is pressing for quick and immediate negotiations >rumors that Germany is offering the UK an 'associated partner' status >Nicolas Sturgeon has called for a second Independence referendum >Trump has hailed the UK for leaving the EU >Hillary has accepted it without criticizing the UK >Obama made a vanilla statement about respecting the decision >The pound has rallied, so has the FTSE (for context, we never dipped below last monday) >Malaysia of all places has proposed a free trade agreement already
This lad on BBC news isn't filling me with much confidence.
Nicholas Adams
Reminder
Kayden Rogers
We've already achieved what we wanted, seperation from the EU. Now we're just celebrating.
Dylan Stewart
JUST.WOKE.UP
>LADS.FILL.ME.IN
Adrian Nguyen
Congrats bongfriends!!! Now we can share burger :D
Charles Nelson
CHAOS FOR KEK.
WHAT HAVE WE UNLEASHED.
Austin Brooks
>tfw meme magic literally broke reality and we're living in an alternate universe right now >in the original timeline Jeb is the Republican nominee, Leicester City got relegated and Britain voted to stay in the EU I'm pretty sure this is what it feels like when time travellers fuck with history
Xavier Ramirez
What happens if the labour membership votes corbyn back in? A new SDP?
>"A strong Europe in a world of uncertainties" in which they propose common European security and migration policies and strengthened economic convergence.
Thank god for Nige
Jace Kelly
Bald Neil when?
Easton Morales
...
Charles Rivera
>post yfw everyone forgets moaning about the referendum because there's so much HAPPENING
Andrew Wilson
DAILY REMINDER THAT JEREMY CORBYN USED TO FUCK DIANE ABBOTT
Untold levels of butthurt, and their desperate attempts at petitioning a 2nd referendum are being invested for fraud. Because if it looks like a proxy, smells like a proxy, it probably is.
Joseph Johnson
Is Corbyn secretly based?
Justin Powell
>Finish A levels on the 23rd >Immediately after we get a torrent of happenings I'm so happy I've almost forgotten how bad I've done.
Michael Jones
Is it your typical Thatcherite Leave cuck like Carswell or Hannan?
>We've already achieved what we wanted, seperation from the EU WE'RE STILL A FUCKING FULL MEMBER AND THE TORIES WANT TO KEEP US IN FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE YOU DOPE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Carson Roberts
kek and all thanks to that egyption lad on Sup Forums botting vatican city up to 10s of thousands
Is this the biggest HAPPENING in British politics in decades?
I don't have a fucking clue what's coming next. Could we end up with something as absurd as the tories and labour going full-on leave, and then the Lib Dems remain campaign sweeping the election due to the fractured vote?
Adrian Lopez
PETITION INVESTIGATED FOR FRAUD SORE LOSERS BTFO
Thomas Parker
Wtf is a shadow cabinet that sounds like it's straight out of warhammer.
Jaxon Martin
Jews Usurped Stalinism Today
Jeremiah Lewis
About 1am this morning Hilary "Hillary" Benn was sacked, for launching a coup against Corbyn
Since then about 10 literally who shadow ministers have resigned
Corbyn says he's not going anywhere
Charles Cook
PRAISE KEK
Jeremiah Wood
the party will split and the butthurt blairites will form their own party that everyone hates.
tfw I want to edit this with Corbyn's face and splatter it to leftists on twitter and facebook.
Daniel Evans
She doesn't even have a majority in Holyrood, Torys and Labour could block it
Jack Johnson
>Corbyn sends all remainers in his party to the gulag >New Tory leader Moggy deus vults all remainers in his party >True parties restored >Remainers escape gulag and hell respectively and join the Lib Dems
Gavin Watson
>Literally who is negotiating for us?
Diane Abbott
Brandon Morales
in british parliament, the building is designed for the 2 parties to sit on either side, and the way the light sources are placed in the room means the party in power is in the light, and the opposition are sitting in the dark, hence the 'shadow' cabinet.
Julian Barnes
I no joke pray to kek every night since the referendum result
Ryder Carter
if they do split into a pro-EU metropolitan blairite party they'll never win another election
i just dont believe theyre this stupid
Nicholas Young
>tfw the headlines contain more happenings than the entirety on 2015
Carter Russell
Is it wrong I'm actually GLAD she didn't get Deputy PM? She just wants to spoil everything because she loves the horrendous state of Edinburgh's streets with migrant bums all over the place.
I'm a Scot btw.
Juan Flores
I'm past being concerned
Now I'm just in it for the memes
Brody Hernandez
What parties are kill ? who will take their place ?
Noah Gomez
We have to wait until octobot. shits fucked up
Aiden Hughes
>Thomas Mair was a time traveller from the future, trying to fix the timeline by changing the result of the referendum HOLY SHIT LADS IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Dylan White
All the trendy luvvies are bar as few notable exceptions (Liz Hurley, I love you)
Charles Ramirez
I'm not. We need to make sure the terms we want are obtained. No free movement of people.
Xavier Hernandez
As opposed to the anti-EU metropolitan loony left party which is going down a treat with the Working Class. Labour are dead.
Parker Sanders
>Jeremy "The Cure for Juncker, The Schulz Slaughterhouse, The Merkel Unmaker" Corbyn
Liam Roberts
While I am not fan of the SNP, they would have support from the Greens to overturn the Tories+Labour+LibDem
Brody Hernandez
I genuinely can't believe what is happening right now
It seems so insane
Jordan Torres
>Shadow secretary of state for communities Jon Trickett says Labour needs to get on and represent a different vision for Britain from the Conservatives, after the referendum result. >And he defended Jeremy Corbyn's leadership, saying he's a "decent" man, not an "alpha" man, but the country wants something different.
JEREMY IS A KEK
Asher Roberts
So how many times has Lord Kek entered our Reality to create a separate timeline?
Right now we're obviously living in an Alternate Timeline because of Kek's reappearance just before the Referendum. He changed the nature of the timeline.
I wouldn't be surprised if Kek appeared in Reality in Syria in 2013, Germany in the 1930s, Arabia in the 6th century as well as several times in the Classical Age and Ancient History when everyone was seeing gods. He is the agent of chaos and Happenings after all.
How many incarnations has Kek had? Does he have Avatars?
Christopher Phillips
All
Nobody knows
Josiah Richardson
Ah, I remember touring the House of Lords and commons but I didn't remember anyone mentioning it. Thanks and congrats.
Camden Watson
Labour confirmed kill, Tory's are on life support, UKIP looks ascendant, the rest don't matter
Robert Gutierrez
>Scotland could VETO Brexit
How can one country be so cucked?
Caleb Collins
the people lad, the people
John Brooks
This. I just wanted to shake things up tbhphams, the chaos that unfolds from this will be spectacular.
Grayson Parker
Ireland scored against France
KEK
Easton Bell
On reflection YKTD as somebody whom bas been around these parts for years can you honestly believe the last three elections?
UKIP destroying at the euro elections, the shock con majority and the leave vote winning.
It really seems like the country is fracturing along major political lines.. this week has been and still is fucking nuts.
David Harris
Lord kek has been in charge for a while now. Remember Leicester in the football.
Xavier Allen
Serious question: what the fuck is to stop corbyn coming out and saying that he was pro brexit all along?
Christopher Turner
All they'd need is another 280 MPs in the house of commons.
Tyler Jones
>France
Jack Williams
>4,000 missed calls
Isaiah Perez
"We take fraud in the petitions system very seriously"
pic very seriously related
Julian Edwards
LADS
Shall we summon Lord Kek to get Scotland to try and veto the EU referendum so they can be eternally BTFO by England?
Jonathan Lopez
is kek real?
did we genuinely hit on a phenomenon that can change history?
is kek the final redpill?
Mason Smith
> dat magic juden star at the end of the wand
KEK
Lincoln Sullivan
What is Brit/pol/'s stance on Virginia Hale?
Christopher Flores
Is there really anyone who doesn't want to re-nationalise the railways? Even most Tories and Kippers support it
Michael Howard
IRELAND BETING FRANCE
CONTINENTAL EUROPE GETTING BTFO BY BRITISH ISLES
Austin Cruz
that wasnt true at all i made it all up. youre welcome though
Jordan Bell
hehe
hehehehe
heheheheheheh
Sebastian Long
M E M E E M E
M A G I C A G I C
strikes again
>tfw have a bet of France Germany and Belgium to win
Isaac Jenkins
Anyone notice how Lord Kek isn't here anymore?
His job is done for the moment, thank you kek. We will need you soon.
Matthew Rogers
>Double dubs
He really helped us out this year
Cooper Nelson
>Jeremy "Fruit of Labour" Corbyn
autistic
Jason Wright
We have shifted from the darkest to the dankest timeline
Ryan Foster
So, other than this referendum, was Dodgy Dave a good PM?