Brit/pol/-State controlled Edition

Question time is going to happen at 18:30 BST today

Update on the petition: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36634407

Scotland everybody: youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY

More on Scotland: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3660320/NON-EU-slaps-Sturgeon-SNP-leader-dramatically-announces-wants-immediate-discussions-STAY-EU-humiliated-Brussels-says-No-s-not-works.html

Nigels speech:
youtube.com/watch?v=ma3SAUqnUMA


Morality man: youtube.com/watch?v=LnCvl2T_o5o


Davey's resignation speech: youtube.com/watch?v=uMXWNtXfCoc

By popular demand: youtube.com/watch?v=4XYBIUGJvzs&app=desktop


Feels: youtubedoubler.com/?video1=85tiHNpywY0&start1=0&video2=87Xkr8z3lEo&start2=0&authorName=Nigel Farage the Brave


Thread themes: youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU


youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

We did it for him, lads: youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs

Memes: youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY

Tory party jam: youtube.com/watch?v=SoxxHeBJmz8

Follow the Pound live: : dailyfx.com/gbp-usd


Breakdown of voting results: lordashcroftpolls.com/2016/06/how-the-united-kingdom-voted-and-why/#more-14746
IN OTHER NEWS:
>David Cameron has resigned
>Corbyn in the middle of a coup, battling against Blairites
>Irish PM calls for calm in N.I., torpedoes Sinn Fein hopes
>Spain hopes for 'co-sovereignty' over Gibraltar
>the EU is pressing for quick and immediate negotiations
>rumors that Germany is offering the UK an 'associated partner' status
>Nicolas Sturgeon has called for a second Independence referendum
>Trump has hailed the UK for leaving the EU
>Hillary has accepted it without criticizing the UK
>Obama made a vanilla statement about respecting the decision
>The pound has rallied, so has the FTSE (for context, we never dipped below last monday)
>Malaysia of all places has proposed a free trade agreement already

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI
reuters.com/article/britain-eu-germany-france-idUSB4N16V021
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youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36633244
youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

FIRST FOR CHAOS

Blairites get eternally cucked

second for post-chaos

This lad on BBC news isn't filling me with much confidence.

Reminder

We've already achieved what we wanted, seperation from the EU. Now we're just celebrating.

JUST.WOKE.UP

>LADS.FILL.ME.IN

Congrats bongfriends!!! Now we can share burger :D

CHAOS FOR KEK.

WHAT HAVE WE UNLEASHED.

>tfw meme magic literally broke reality and we're living in an alternate universe right now
>in the original timeline Jeb is the Republican nominee, Leicester City got relegated and Britain voted to stay in the EU
I'm pretty sure this is what it feels like when time travellers fuck with history

What happens if the labour membership votes corbyn back in? A new SDP?

kar

thread music

youtube.com/watch?v=bKaJ4b0XYmI

>Jeremy "Some of you are alright, don't go to the Shadow Cabinet tomorrow" Corbyn

So what the fuck happens if Corbyn has another election fight and wins again?

reuters.com/article/britain-eu-germany-france-idUSB4N16V021

>"A strong Europe in a world of uncertainties" in which they propose common European security and migration policies and strengthened economic convergence.

Thank god for Nige

Bald Neil when?

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>post yfw everyone forgets moaning about the referendum because there's so much HAPPENING

DAILY REMINDER THAT JEREMY CORBYN USED TO FUCK DIANE ABBOTT

Utter chaos.

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AZOR AHAI IS CONFIRMED A REMAINIAN

Untold levels of butthurt, and their desperate attempts at petitioning a 2nd referendum are being invested for fraud. Because if it looks like a proxy, smells like a proxy, it probably is.

Is Corbyn secretly based?

>Finish A levels on the 23rd
>Immediately after we get a torrent of happenings
I'm so happy I've almost forgotten how bad I've done.

Is it your typical Thatcherite Leave cuck like Carswell or Hannan?

>We've already achieved what we wanted, seperation from the EU
WE'RE STILL A FUCKING FULL MEMBER AND THE TORIES WANT TO KEEP US IN FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE YOU DOPE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kek and all thanks to that egyption lad on Sup Forums botting vatican city up to 10s of thousands

2016 truly has been the year of meme magic.

more like

youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc

It would be a disaster. Nobody would want to serve in his shadow cabinet.

AND NOW HE'S FUCKING THE REST OF THE SHADOW CABINET AS WELL

bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
>Trickett defends Corbyn as 'decent, not alpha' man

CORBYN CONFIRMED BETA

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But where is John Titor?!

Is this the biggest HAPPENING in British politics in decades?

I don't have a fucking clue what's coming next. Could we end up with something as absurd as the tories and labour going full-on leave, and then the Lib Dems remain campaign sweeping the election due to the fractured vote?

PETITION INVESTIGATED FOR FRAUD
SORE LOSERS BTFO

Wtf is a shadow cabinet that sounds like it's straight out of warhammer.

Jews
Usurped
Stalinism
Today

About 1am this morning Hilary "Hillary" Benn was sacked, for launching a coup against Corbyn

Since then about 10 literally who shadow ministers have resigned

Corbyn says he's not going anywhere

PRAISE KEK

the party will split and the butthurt blairites will form their own party that everyone hates.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36633244

>"Nicola Sturgeon says MSPs at Holyrood could veto Brexit"

You think she's started to realise how powerless she is?

It's arguably the biggest political happening in modern politics.

Literally who is negotiating for us?

Do we even have enough pro leave lawyers and diplomats?

Pretty worried tbqhwyfam

youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

tfw I want to edit this with Corbyn's face and splatter it to leftists on twitter and facebook.

She doesn't even have a majority in Holyrood, Torys and Labour could block it

>Corbyn sends all remainers in his party to the gulag
>New Tory leader Moggy deus vults all remainers in his party
>True parties restored
>Remainers escape gulag and hell respectively and join the Lib Dems

>Literally who is negotiating for us?

Diane Abbott

in british parliament, the building is designed for the 2 parties to sit on either side, and the way the light sources are placed in the room means the party in power is in the light, and the opposition are sitting in the dark, hence the 'shadow' cabinet.

I no joke pray to kek every night since the referendum result

if they do split into a pro-EU metropolitan blairite party they'll never win another election

i just dont believe theyre this stupid

>tfw the headlines contain more happenings than the entirety on 2015

Is it wrong I'm actually GLAD she didn't get Deputy PM? She just wants to spoil everything because she loves the horrendous state of Edinburgh's streets with migrant bums all over the place.

I'm a Scot btw.

I'm past being concerned

Now I'm just in it for the memes

What parties are kill ? who will take their place ?

We have to wait until octobot. shits fucked up

>Thomas Mair was a time traveller from the future, trying to fix the timeline by changing the result of the referendum
HOLY SHIT LADS IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

All the trendy luvvies are bar as few notable exceptions (Liz Hurley, I love you)

I'm not. We need to make sure the terms we want are obtained. No free movement of people.

As opposed to the anti-EU metropolitan loony left party which is going down a treat with the Working Class. Labour are dead.

>Jeremy "The Cure for Juncker, The Schulz Slaughterhouse, The Merkel Unmaker" Corbyn

While I am not fan of the SNP, they would have support from the Greens to overturn the Tories+Labour+LibDem

I genuinely can't believe what is happening right now

It seems so insane

>Shadow secretary of state for communities Jon Trickett says Labour needs to get on and represent a different vision for Britain from the Conservatives, after the referendum result.
>And he defended Jeremy Corbyn's leadership, saying he's a "decent" man, not an "alpha" man, but the country wants something different.

JEREMY IS A KEK

So how many times has Lord Kek entered our Reality to create a separate timeline?

Right now we're obviously living in an Alternate Timeline because of Kek's reappearance just before the Referendum. He changed the nature of the timeline.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kek appeared in Reality in Syria in 2013, Germany in the 1930s, Arabia in the 6th century as well as several times in the Classical Age and Ancient History when everyone was seeing gods. He is the agent of chaos and Happenings after all.

How many incarnations has Kek had? Does he have Avatars?

All

Nobody knows

Ah, I remember touring the House of Lords and commons but I didn't remember anyone mentioning it. Thanks and congrats.

Labour confirmed kill, Tory's are on life support, UKIP looks ascendant, the rest don't matter

>Scotland could VETO Brexit

How can one country be so cucked?

the people lad, the people

This. I just wanted to shake things up tbhphams, the chaos that unfolds from this will be spectacular.

Ireland scored against France


KEK

On reflection YKTD as somebody whom bas been around these parts for years can you honestly believe the last three elections?

UKIP destroying at the euro elections, the shock con majority and the leave vote winning.

It really seems like the country is fracturing along major political lines.. this week has been and still is fucking nuts.

Lord kek has been in charge for a while now. Remember Leicester in the football.

Serious question: what the fuck is to stop corbyn coming out and saying that he was pro brexit all along?

All they'd need is another 280 MPs in the house of commons.

>France

>4,000 missed calls

"We take fraud in the petitions system very seriously"

pic very seriously related

LADS

Shall we summon Lord Kek to get Scotland to try and veto the EU referendum so they can be eternally BTFO by England?

is kek real?

did we genuinely hit on a phenomenon that can change history?

is kek the final redpill?

> dat magic juden star at the end of the wand

KEK

What is Brit/pol/'s stance on Virginia Hale?

Is there really anyone who doesn't want to re-nationalise the railways? Even most Tories and Kippers support it

IRELAND BETING FRANCE

CONTINENTAL EUROPE GETTING BTFO BY BRITISH ISLES

that wasnt true at all i made it all up. youre welcome though

hehe

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M E M E
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M A G I C
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strikes again

>tfw have a bet of France Germany and Belgium to win

Anyone notice how Lord Kek isn't here anymore?

His job is done for the moment, thank you kek. We will need you soon.

>Double dubs

He really helped us out this year

>Jeremy "Fruit of Labour" Corbyn

autistic

We have shifted from the darkest to the dankest timeline

So,
other than this referendum, was Dodgy Dave a good PM?

Nothing once the Blairite purge is complete.

Never 4get Le Bains

He thought we would lose the referendum.

IT IS A MESSAGE
KEK IS AMONG US

No.