I need gopher chucks

>i need gopher chucks

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Call me Betty!

this movie aged like a fine wine

What do you get whe you cross an owl with a bunjie cord?....

The cow fight scene aged like milk

I am a nice man. With happy feelings. All of the time.

"My finger points."

The cow scene was expired yogurt by sundance.

My ass! HYA-YA-YA-YA-YA

We are both ventriliquists and now we're up side down.
> i swing a bit more
>i swing a bit less
But we both swing if you know what i mean.

Most ppl I kno tapped when that scene came on n missed out on pure Kung fu kino

Enough!!!

Shirt ripper!!!

Hmmm?

YOU KNOW THE RULES FAGGOTS

STREAM IT

Yeah. The beggining was the weakest part. Starts off good. Then the cgi baby ruins the fun, then if they made it to the cow scene the mood gets ruined again. I just skio the cgi parts whenever i show it to people.

> why are you skipping this?
>none of your business.
I leave it at the end because it feels so out of place without the other scenes that it is funny.

So whats the ETA on the sequel?

Mmmmm.
>weeeooowee
MmhmmmMMMMM
>OhweeeoweeoWEEEE
MMMNNYYAAAAHHHHH
>WAGH.

One.
Of us.
Is wearing.
A Push-up Bra!

> rub it all in my hair.
I came.

Our.
Sexual.
Preferences.
Are.
Our.
Own.
Business!

>actually skipping portions of a movie with other people
how autistic are you? holy shit

It is a really good idea. When peoole see the scenes i skipped they thank me. Everyone agrees they ruin the movie.

Plus i hate watching them. They are annoyingly long.

Should have all been dvd extras.

Tiger. Tiger tiger.
Birdie birdie birdie.

Is this the most quotable movie ever?

Tell me if you see a Radioshack.

Taco bell. Taco bell.

Product placement with taco bell.

Yes

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HE JUST LEFT!


WITH NUTS!

Make believe you are a monkey, hiding in a piƱata. Hoping *cough* the kids *cough* don't break through *cough* with the stick *cough cough cough*

Literally the worst movie I've seen in theaters

No wimp lo.

> i am bleeding. Making me the victor.

Pleb..... or very patrician... most likely pleb though.

My nipples look like milk duds.

I'm a big boy!
I go pee pee standing up!

I was maybe like 13 years old when I saw it tho. Idk, whatever year it was in theaters

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

Try my nuts to your foot style!

UP AND OVEEEERRR

Uhh I am getting wet

I'M FALLING

YOU'RE FALLING

WE'RE FALLING

WHAAAAAAAAALE

>the aliens were French
What did they mean by this?

I remember
when a friend of mine told me
there would be a chosen one

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then
he told me
of the significance

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swingin my chain, swingin my chain

>Sup Forumseddit garbage
You all have to go back

Taco Bell, Taco Bell

Product Placement, Taco Bell!

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WII-U

>something something Bogdanoff Twins

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

swingin my chain

No one on nu-Sup Forums even knows how to stream any more.

So you really think that's hot?

> Owl
> Bungie Cord

> Bungie Cord
> Owl

> Bungiecordowl
> Bungieowl
> Bungowl
> Bowel

> Bowel
> Ass

> yfw you finally get Betty's joke

mind is fuckin blown

YOU BROKE A THERMOMETER IN MY HANDS

PEE-U

YOU KILLED MY FAMILY AND I DONT LIKE THAT KIND OF THING.

>horrendously racist movie

this movie should be banned

you'd know they wouldn't have the balls to make a black parody but they try to get away with an asian one

Black Dynamite is a film that exists.

I'll take a pound of nuts.

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

It's really weird watching the original film.

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>I'M FALLING
>YOU'RE FALLING
>WE'RE FALLING
>WHAAAAAAALE

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, BABY?

Melts in your mouth and NOT in your hands.

HE JUST LEFT... WITH NUTS

stream where?

>finally noticing the whale on your 5th watching
wew

I'm bleeding, making me the victor

Enchurito mucho burrito!

Betty has gone too far. Killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong. YES, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab

hook of carribean is better

I implore you to reconsider

...

>Titanic at the bottom of the waterfall.
MY SIDES!

>cow fight scene
>cow uses milk attack
>the CGI aged like milk
pottery

>Chosen one!
>I'm coming!
>Chonse one!
>I'm coming!

In the commentary track they said that they originally had this gag repeat for like 10 minutes. I wish they had left it in.

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>Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.

>You go that way, I'll go home.

>Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.

Cow scene is the only thing I skip, otherwise still hilarious, quotes pop in my head all the time at certain moments

>CHOSEN ONE!
>I'm cumming

Except it pretty much just rips off this.

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>I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and its non-dairy

LOOKING for me?
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MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS

What's wrong with the cow scene? It wasn't that bad.

LEAP THAT WALL

IF YOU'RE SO GREAT

oooh

memento

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's non-dairy!

Stream that flick, if you're so great

YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK

I love that part.

got your back, m8.

>knowing what's Sup Forumseddit
Way to blow your cover

what is Undercover Brother for 500 Alex

Black Dynamite > Kung Pow

>HA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM

Holy shit. I always thought he was combining "good" and "not bad" similar to "bad + wrong", just realized he was just saying badong backwards

Just outdated. Old CGI plus referencing The Matrix, which is now 18 years old and not trendy anymore

not really since the whole movie is supposed to be shitty the bad cgi just works towards that

Given that people will probably rip off the matrix in future, it might stay as fresh as the CGI will allow.

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