/balk/ - Balkan thread

proper /balk/ edition
that furry gypsy should be stabbed edition

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stop giving attention to that piece of shit, faggot

How do I get a Macedonian gf?

whats wrong with vladposter? he actually makes good posts if we exclude the larping

stop being american

>good posts
yes, like those listed below:

my butthole stinks :3

Become finnish

fuck didn't see the new threads

thats a brave statement

best /balk/ thread for quite some time
also, thanks for sharing my OC

i believe that allah can fix the balkans

take a shower
take a mental health check
>shqiperi populeri too smalleri for tinderi

hi vlad

>that map

Loving
Every
Laugh

hi
that was a good bread

i don't give a fuck
just screenshot every female you come across and post here you nigger
i'm having matches in an island of 5000 (well, tourists mostly), you can't find 0 in albania unless you live in a village in the middle of nowhere
not that you'll match with anyone :^)

*unzips pants*

nigger i don't even own a tinder now
once i tried it was dead as fuck with fake profiles

...

*takes out pula*

POST THEM YOU FAGGOT
I WANT TO SEE WHAT I'LL GET IF I EVER COME NEAR YOUR SHITHOLE
your mountains are nice

you're weird

you're fishfood

wut

*stroke pula and maintain eye contact*

i'll shoot you in the face and throw you into the sea
fishfood

you too

*reach for a jar of mayo*

You do it you tripfag furryfag

if dubs, you must stick your cock in a jar of mayo, timestamp it and post it here

YOU MUST DO IT, PUSSY

did you take a loan for that gun? :3
im many things but not a tripfag since no one wants to impersonate me

I will gut you and throw away your corpse in the Bulgarians

both of us know you're too lazy to do that

youtu.be/JIrm0dHbCDU
FUCK YOU REALITY YOU SPIT ON MY GRAVE

*fill jar*

no, hunting rifles cost like 40€ here
don't worry you'll find out yourself soon

I will take the mantle of vlad and succeed him

>nkreik
>having money
da

Would you suck a dick for 300.000 USD?

Would you suck a dick for a jar of mayo?

*from latin ita

Would you smell your own farts for 1 gorillion dollars?

Rolling for 4-6, 10-12, 37-39

there was no word for yes in latin
we picked it up from slavs

rolling for rares

got enough to replace your brain with nothing

rolling

>there was no word for yes in latin
that's just stupid

>hey marius aurelius, wanna go take a shit together?
>I would but there is now word for da/ja/ya/ia for now. See you when slavs come around!

Cute

Meh

Lol

>wanna expand empire bra?
Hmmmpffffffff do as you wish

China, Russia and Burgerland will clash and their battlefield will be cuckrope and adjacent territories May they turn it into an irradiated desert. A blasted horizon of nothing but rock and dirt.

>be nkreek
>have dempts because smart nkobernment
>get monei
>use monei to buy a nkun insteant
>hey marius aurelius, wanna go take a shit together?
>i do

none of your current words come from roman times, delusional gypsy

>desert
>goats lives in the desert
so, Albania wins?

kεk

Lul i vacationing in motherland and closest chicks im seeing are over 10km away so obv some other tourist spot

post

I said irradiated so roaches

the roman times don;t exist anyway. What happens now it's whatever happened anytime. History is just an invention. Time doesn't exist.

>ita
>i ta
>i do
>do
>da

whoa

>da
>da
it's just a loan word

N.o.

>another day of not seeing or interacting with Albanians
You cannot describe how great a feeling this is. I feel awful for balkaners who will never know this feeling. I cannot describe it to them it would be like trying to describe color to a creature without eyes. I dream of a day when the entire world will know of life without Albanians, because on that day heaven will be a place on Earth where all humanity lives in peace and everlasting bliss. When I'm taking a piss after a long drive i am always greatfull that I have a proper kidney to help me piss and I say a small prayer for the balkeners who's kidney's we're robbed by Albanians.

it's okay that you didn't match with anyone, you can't change your genetics
now post

what matters is that you are a delusional gypsy thinking his ancestors were aryans

DIE WESTERN PIGS

>Romans
>Aryans

lol!

neither romans nor dacians were aryans you Sup Forumstard

cool story bro
ex-yu is on the other side

ROMAnia is named like this for a good reason

romans are mediterranean you gook

Romanians are the true italians

I will come to america and gut you like the filthy white pig that you are then i will piss on your grave.

Interesting tactic. Still no.

youtu.be/WK6Jqdm7DVQ

Enlist in the USAF, steal a bomber and nuke Tirana pls

>aryans
>Dacia
>bulgar bulgarian knowledge of history

I expected a more Irish-like accent and vioce desu

There was a time in life where my mind would conjure up scenarios like that. After the yugoslavian war and seeing my government betray me to save muslims the world over I feel into depression and alcholic behaviors. I was angry at good, myself, and my country. I thought " why does bill Clinton care about goat fucking kidney stealing muslims?" It was only until I met my wife that the mist that had washed over me in 1998 faded. After coming to terms with the fact that Albanians will be a sad part of existence on this planet it liberated me from my desire for a war I couldn't win. I sometimes cry for balkaners who still have to deal with Albanians but what's different now is that I know there nothing I can do to stop it. I just thank God that sobriety and an Albanian free state was gifted to me by the higher power.

thanks for the yous, straw grabbing idiots

he acts like romanians were something more than gypsies and local balkanian niggers
hope you understand it correctly now

nobody cares

>I'm not retarded I was just pretending

having hard times understanding people's posts?

>thanks for the yous
>gives yous back

good guy bulgarian.

This pic always makes me kek

fuggen ebil ablaniansss : ((((

is this pasta?

>"If giving all of Kosovo, Presevo valley and Ulcinj to Albanians would grant Serbs all of Bosnia, I would give them without hesitation"- Karadzic
Wew

How do we deal with the caucasoid virus?

because you can relate

t. can relate ;_____:

bosnia confirmed less of a shithole than kosovo
shqips on suicide watch

Turned out macedonias average wage is 320 eur. Source: macedonian government
Furhermore: 3% of macedonians account for 50% of macedonian income, leader in europe in rich/poor discrepancy. Macedonia eternally btfo

that just proves that bulgars can't manage their finances

youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNLofZljDg&feature=youtu.be

Bawling my eyes out rn, balk

>iphone
bate karam s telefon ot 250 leva... smetai

I az taka deba basi ciganeto

Guys why is this thread slower than exyu

normies, summer, normies live life

wh*teboys are sabotaging /balk/