Ideas for the character for his inevitable comeback?

Ideas for the character for his inevitable comeback?

any support role

but he won't accept any lesser role than a main cast? then fuck it

Home Alone only he's an adult

It's a horror flick

...

Thom Yorke biobic

You know what, how the fuck hows there not been a Home Alone Remake?
You would think that would have happened by now

He looks like he'd stab someone if you promised him some crack money.

Jesus Christ he looks as used up as a crackhead

Gollum
That might be due to him being a crackhead.

Remake of The Onion Field.
As Gregory Powell.

Rickety Cricket

Imagine the Mansion from Skyfall.

Now replace Craig with Culkin.

Its Home Alone for adults. Bonus points if John Wick makes an appearance.

A Home Alone reboot where the three lesser thieves continually get thwarted and then they call in their boss to help them and Culkin turns out to be the boss. Only good way to do the reveal really.

You know, that's actually a pretty good idea. As long as they didn't show him in the previews or trailers and revealed him at the end.

>becomes the villain in home alone reboot
>it is like pottery

Don't Breathe should have been Home Alone sequel where Kevin gives no fuck anymore

grimdark/edgy home alone reboot

Home Alone sequel.
He's a lonely adult and the burglars visit him and try to cheer him up.

>in a flashback, a kid brutally kills the burglars one by one with his traps
>they release now adult kid, culkin, from the mental institution

written by max landis

Don't Breathe 2. He plays the villain who lives in a crack house that's rumored to be sitting on millions

This

True Detective S3 where the case is about a pair of home invaders that terrorize random upperclass families.

Culkin's a hard boiled detective investigating Pedowood.

Press denounces it as an anti-semitic propaganda and blacklists him forever.