EAGLES VICTORY THREAD

WHO /1STPLACE/ HERE?

is he ELITE?

E L I T E

>mfw

Screw philly, wow good job you squeaked by an awful team!!

ELITE CONFIRMED

NELSON
FUCKING
GODHOLOR

EAGLES IN FIRST PLACE!
DILLY DILLY!

Here's hoping the Lions rally back.

Would like some Lionsbros in here.

yeah it was a real nailbiter at the end

DILLY DILLY

posting relevant webms

Thursday's gunna be a fuckin slobberknocker, we're gunna hafta earn that one

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Another week of shitposting on Sup Forums

who ready to get comfy and watch the cowshits get BTFO

SOON

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Then the refs stepped in and saved the eagles, nothing new here.

gg, ez

Cam is gonna have a rough day offense just needs to grind it out

>Carson Wentz isn't the best QB in the NFCE

GETS A BLOCK

/215/ reporting in. What should I order to celebrate?

to the shadow realm

I'll root for the Lions any day over Coon Newton and the Panthers.

I saved this copy pasta for another day, but I now realize it's no longer relevant. so here it is

"Look over there Nelly, over there" says Wentz as he points over to the end zone.

Agholor turns his head and looks to the end zone.

“We gonna get so many touchdowns,” Wentz began. He reached in his back and brought out a shotgun; he snapped off the safety, and looked at the back of Agholor's head, at the place where the spine and the skull were joined.

“You…an’ me. Ever’body gonna be nice to you. Ain’t gonna be no more trouble. Nobody gonna hurt nobody feelin'.”

Agholor said, “I thought you was mad at me for the drops, Wentz.”

“No,” said Wentz as he slowly raises his gun. “No, Agholor. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know.”

Agholor begged, “Le’s do it now. Le’s get that touchdown now.”

“Sure, right now. I gotta. We gotta.” Wentz raised the gun and steadied it, and he brought the muzzle of it close to the back of Agholor's head. The hand shook violently, but his face set and his hand steadied. He pulled the trigger. The crash of the shot rolled up the stadium and rolled down again.

Wentz drops his gun and says, "That will be the last drop in this stadium."

The End

Of Eagles and Men

A hooker

And of course the celebration of the day

lane johnson left game with head injury... may not be available by thursday...

mfw the season went to hell last year while johnson was out...

Vaitai is much better than last year but still, Lane could be the best RT in the entire NFL

A better baseball team than the Phillies

DILLY DILLY

Uma delicia

OLELL KEKHAM IS KILL

THIS DAY JUST KEEPS ON GETTING BETTER

uhh agholor is elite now buddy

almost feel bad for the nyggers

Hit up Total Wine and get Elysian Night Owl Pumpkin Ale, shit's tasty as fuck

>Aggy giving up a home run

Typical.

beckham is literally crying

I know, I was saving it for if agholor got cut or released or something,

LAND DRAGON
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>ALL GIANTS RECIEVERS DEAD

i want them to win this game to keep their draft position down

This shit is great to watch. An Eagles win and that bitch goes down with an injury and cries I fucking love it.

>Pumpkin ale
absolutelydisgusting.jpeg

Is Patrick Robinson elite?

Should I watch the Cuckbois game and shitpost or play Cuphead?

>The unincorporated borough of East Rutherford

nfl better watch out

the eagles have the power of god and anime on their side

watch Redzone, it's so comfy after an eagles win

wtf i love the iggles now

He's the best nickel CB they've had since Boykin.

>you died

we love you Lane

Try a wolavers pumpkin ale and then youll know

Ay can we join in on the celebration? Just ass pounded the Steelers in a bathroom stall.

Great job for the Eagles.

Based

Dilly Dilly

FIRST PLACE BABYYYYYY

Sure, is impossible to not like the Jags

iggles collapse soon

Stoolers can get fucked, I hate their chimp coach and players

And you too Jagsbro, Ramsey looks like a hall of famer

Fournette had a great game. Dudes a beast.

he lied about not taking steroids so not trusting him here 2bh

t. Third Placers

D I L L Y
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PHILLY PHILLY

Dilly Dilly!

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Explain dilly dilly

>Eagles had to sacrifice Sproles to become elite
F

Are the Giants seriously about to lose to the fucking Chargers? LMAOOOOOOO

F

a commercial meme

the new saved by zero (only longtime philadelphia fans will get this)

Sure, just take a tour of the Pit of Misery.

Pls explan

remember last year when the eagles went 3-1 in the first four games?

haha

>iggels

i can feel the seething anger from here

but I'm a eagles fan though...

well then have a nice day bucko

>OBJ broken ankle out for season

loll

Gonna be hard to kneel from your wheelchair niggah

Trump's president and my Eagles are winning, what a great year so far.

DRAGON FOLES WHEN

i'm glad Trump's president instead of Hillary, but I wish he was doing more to change things. All the fucked up things that came to light during the election was disgusting, and I want it fixed. I want CNN out of business, I want the Washington Post and New York Times discredited, and I want all the pedo politicians out now.

this ad played constantly throughout the Phillies world series playoff run in 08

Brad Lidge never blew a save that year, was 41-0

Who was the cardinals player screaming on the sideline?

>Trump's butthurt and my Eagles are winning, what a great year so far.

FTFY.

No, Jacksonville is barely a city, and no one is really from Florida. All jerk off transplants and Jews, go fuck yourself and your weak ass franchise sucka

DILLY DILLY

hype

Had to google Brad Lidge I dont follow baseball. What a philly-esque type of comeback story

>Arizona Retardilels
When is the NFL and God President Trump going to do something about this absolute dog shit franchise?

Isn't there some sort of law or sanction in place to prevent this? Why isn't there if not?

Any 'success' the team has enjoyed is always off the back of retard mistakes.

Foreign fans; what drew you to this team? Was it that farce we put on on 2015? If so I apologize. Abandon ship. No one will blame you.

Hell even when we went to the Superbowl, we got dragged there kicking and screaming by the mighty Kurt Warner. This teams destiny is to pave the road of success for others.

DILLY DILLY

I'll never forget you Sproles!

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>birch beer
7/10, underrated
>yards brawler
also 7/10, best yards variety.

good taste.

>pa dutch birch beer

goes great with a hot dog on a potato roll with sauerkraut

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