Cowboy btfo green gay game thread #2

who can stop us edition?

Lions > puckers

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WE

DEM

BOYS

First for SACKED

Your Cowboys MVP

Fudge packers

it's funny that someone who really really likes women would talk about "routes"

The number of QBs better than dak can be counted on one hand

Thoughts on this man??

yup

DAAAAAAAK

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Don't forget he's here forever.

hot

>facing a mobile quarterback?
>fuck it, send everybody on the blitz

The fuck is this defense god fucking damn it

Beckham is out for the year. God bless Texas

>waaaaaaahhh i'm still mad because of a legitimate call, stop hurting my feelings or i'll violently shit my pampers like a bitch waaaaaaaaah

Sackbait.

The only person happier than Cowboys fans seeing Rodgers sacked 3 times in a row by BBC niggers is Rodgers himself.

WIDE OPEN

>Cowkeks
>Green gay

I'm rooting for thunderstorm

number of Qbs better than Dak can't be counted on a popsicle stick desu

Why isn't he dead yet

because there's more than one

HOL UP

FINNA BE ANOTHER SCORE

HOL UP

HOL UP

The Dallas 4th down conversions

Loves sacks

>Cowboys dominating
>thread goes quiet

break it like beckham

Oh jeez, didn't see that about the Giants. Time to tank.

My wife's son is in tears right now. First OBJ breaks his leg, now the Pack are losing.

>ODUMB BECKSHIT HAS A BROKEN FIBIA
>OUT
>FOR
>THE
>SEASON

>0 WINS
>5 LOSSES

DEZ
E
Z

>time to tank
What, they weren't doing it already?

X

WE DEM BOYZ!!!

Randall should fucking leave the stadium again. Dude is trash.

How was that not a first down before that QB sneak?

HOL UP

LMAOOOOOOOO
PACKERS GETTING BLOWN OUT

>Dak PresGOAT!

TOO FUCKING EASY

Dak will twist his ankle

DEZ PACITO

APOLOGIZE

I really don't like the Giants or Beckham but that injury was fucking gruesome.

refs trying to fuck the cowboys to make it interesting as usual

>.500 record
>talk shit

>rooting for injuries
shouldn't expect anything less from cowpie fans

Why the fuck is Randall playing right now fuck this dude, the other first rounder from 2 years ago is shit as well. Thompson can't draft a corner to save his life.

I hate the Cowboys, but I hate the Packers and Rodgers even more so I'm enjoying this game so far

Because the line judges are a bunch of 45+ year old lawyers with shit eyesight. It's why chains are always brought out, spotters are unreliable.

HEY PACKERS FANS, WAS THAT A CATCH?

lmaooOoOooOoOooooo

Why do they call them the Green Bay Packers?
Because they forgot to pack their team.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PACKERS DOING

Not intentionally. They get a top 3 pick, see if it's worth it for a franchise LT or trade down for a bunch of picks.

Jesus Christ can the packers stop getting fucking flags.

my 'stros going to the Worlds Eries
my 'Boys going to the Superb Owl

feels good AS FUCK

loo @ this obsessed, whiny faggot

Filtered

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We dem boyz right now. Still
Scared of Aaron. He really really likes women too.

Cowshits fans wanted to trade dez a couple week ago. Fucking faggots gonna act like you supported him all along

>houston
>dallas

hmm

fellow boys fans, please shut up

our defense is ass, rodgers could easily comeback and beat >us by 14 points

So this is a bit embarrassing, lifelong Eagles fan here but after Dez caught that pass I found myself jumping off the couch and throwing up the X, my wife's son was looking at me like I was crazy lol

>h8er

hmm

Jerry Jones will die within the next 12 months

Legitimate to whom? According to aikman and perreira it was ludicrous. Packers are a shit, but don't act like a fag

I don't understand all the hate for the packers, It may just be barbecue I live in green bay and don't see the annoying bandwagoners.

>cowboys
>who can stop us edition?

B-BUT MUH SCHEMES
HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO THE ELITE DOM CAPERS?

HE WILL ALWAYS BE WITH US. ALWAYS.

>It may just be barbecue I live in green bay
>barbecue
Phoneposter with autocorrect or amerifat who can't stop thinking about food?

Trying to watch the boys and the Red Sox in the playoffs is too much.

Cowboys fan here. Me and my wife's bull just jumped off the couch and bro-hugged each other after that catch.

Not going to happen are team is way to beat up

GB might as well get some autistic kids to play CB. At least they'll throw their arms up to block something

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Puckers have been real cocky these past few years. Same thing happened with Seattle and Patriots.

Haha same. My wife's son was distraught after OBJ broke his leg, but ever since he saw Rodgers get sacked 3 times in row AND see Dez get a touchdown he's been whipping and nae-naeing throughout the whole house.

>no trips or dubs, singles
You'll die tomorrow.

One can only hope.

How can one team spend so many high draft picks on defensive players only for the defense to still be complete garbage? This game is already over. How can you have the best QB ever and only win one super bowl? How can the same problems occur year after year after year yet none of them ever be corrected? Oh, but at least we saved cap space by not resigning all our good linemen. Fuck me in the ass with a rake.

Mike McCarthy is a big babby

>Who can stop us
We'll see you soon :^)

>darkweb

>dark web

King went out

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Finna isn't going over though.

The best qb ever has won 5 super bowls

OH FUCK GUYS DID ANONYMOUS GET MY EMAIL

I still want to trade him. His first good game in how long? #2 receivers on lesser teams have been putting up better numbers than Dez for years now. Trade this bum already while we can still get something good out of it.

This fat fuck is going to die so soon. Nobody who is that obese and angry can live very long. I can't remember the last game this guy wasn't screaming nonstop.

probably shouldn't have put it in the email field

> >Cowkeks
> >Green gay

> I'm rooting for thunderstorm

Women’s basketball is that way faggot >>>

cowboys fan here.

I must admit I felt a little tingle in my nether regions. I would ask my partner if she could unlock my cage so i could jerk it, but she's over at jamal's watching the game