How do you save the princess, Sup Forums?

How do you save the princess, Sup Forums?

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It's a me, Mario!

i walk into the 3rd dimension and pick her up

turn it into porn, obviously?

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I masturbate continously for years until the whole room is filled with sperm and the both of us are floating to the top

from what?

ez

JJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ

SAVED!!

summon motumbo

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my nigger.

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>try to jump
>fall on the spikes

from what?

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Just gotta have confidence brah

Captcha aqui camino

Jihad truck?