Did I ever tell you about technobeasts?

Did I ever tell you about technobeasts?

Technobeasts were part machine, part organic Sithspawn mutants. They were created by infecting living organisms with the nanogene spore, a technovirus developed through a combination of Sith alchemy and a Force technique called mechu-deru. The virus grew metallic tumors over the bodies of its victims, ultimately lobotomizing their brains and transforming them into weaponized cyborgs. Living subjects from a number of different species were infected by the virus, spawning mutated amalgamations of metal and flesh in a variety of shapes and sizes.
In the last quarter of the New Sith Wars, a Dark Lord of the Sith known as Belia Darzu devised a dark side ritual called mechu-deru vitae, using it to build her own army of technobeasts—the Metanecrons. Housing the creatures inside a hidden stronghold on the planet Tython, Lord Darzu used her army of mutated cyborgs against the Galactic Republic and the Jedi during the two-decade Sictis Wars. The subsequent assassination of Darzu ended the creation of new Sithspawn hybrids, leading to their disuse after the conclusion of the New Sith Wars.

That sound's cool but check my home, Tatooine was a sparsely inhabited circumbinary desert planet located in the galaxy's Outer Rim Territories.
It would serve as the homeworld to the influential Anakin and Luke Skywalker, who would go on to shape galactic history.
Part of a binary star system, the planet was oppressed by a scorching sun, resulting in the world lacking the necessary surface water to sustain large populations.
As a result, many residents of the planet instead drew water from the atmosphere via moisture farms.
Initially inhabited by native Jawa and Tusken Raider species, it would soon see a population explosion following the search for valuable mining deposits on the planet's silicate surface. Finding the ore to have unwanted metallurgic properties, mining firms would leave the planet en masse, leaving behind valuable equipment, most notably large sandcrawlers, which would later be used by the Jawa population.
The Hutt Clan also maintained a presence on Tatooine, with Jabba the Hutt owning a palace in the desert at least by the time of the Clone Wars until his death shortly before the Battle of Endor.
Largely ignored by the galaxy at large, Tatooine gained the notice of the Empire during the Galactic Civil War when an escape pod carrying two droids in possession of top-secret information launched from the starship Tantive IV and landed on the sandy Outer Rim world.

That's nice and all but Tatooine is nothing next to Corellia
The scientists are very confused by the Corellian System.
The planets' orbits are so close to each other, and are so strange, that some of the scientists think the whole star system is artificial.
They think somebody built it, a long, long time ago

Very interesting Mr Smuggler, but I prefer the history of Alderaan
A lush, mountainous world, the native Killiks evolved from the most intelligent non-sentient species on the planet circa 1,000,000 BBY Constructing massive hives, such as in the Castle Lands near Oroboro, the Killiks ruled the planet until departing the world and colonizing nearby Alsakan, and later departing for deep space after consuming all of Alderaan's natural resources.
Human colonists came to the planet from Coruscant, via the Herglic Trade Empire, in 27,500 BBY and built a peaceful civilization in harmony with nature
Settlers were attracted from across the Core Worlds, drawn by Alderaan's natural beauty.
Eventually the Alderaanian monarchy came into existence, and with it the implementation of many laws designed to preserve the environment
I'll show it to you Luke, Alderaan is beautiful

Shut up old man and hear what the Centerpoint Station is.
Centerpoint Station contained within its colossal bulk an extremely intricate collection of ultra-high energy systems. The best minds in the galaxy had been studying, mapping, and pondering the workings of this mechanical leviathan for ages, but there were still gaping holes in the understanding of its key processes.
What had actually been discovered was that the system was capable of generating huge amounts of nuclear, magnetic, electric, tractor beam, and hyperspace power for use in a type of "hyperspace tractor beam." Centerpoint Station was able to project this powerful tractor beam through a hyperspace path at any target. It was capable of 'gripping' an object as large as a star and then just as easily able to move the target object anywhere within its considerable operational range. The station could also harness this power for the actual destruction of stars and planets, collapsing their cores through massive gravitational fluxes.
The powerful hyperspace tractor beam arrays consisted of huge conelike structures within the station surrounded by six smaller cones. During the system's operation, this specifically designed geometric array acted as the source of the beam's power.

With a width of 100 kilometers and length of 350 kilometers, it was larger than the first Death Star. From a distance, it appeared as a huge partially translucent sphere with two small cylindrical poles facing Talus and Tralus. The interior consisted of a hollowed area known as Hollowtown that was, at one point, inhabited, as well as the station's immensely powerful tractor beam arrays. The station was built before the invention of artificial gravity, so it rotated to simulate gravity.
In actuality, Hollowtown and the Glowpoint, an artificial sun-like spot at its center, was the power source for the station and its mysterious one-time inhabitants and builders.
A smaller station of similar design existed within the The Maw, dubbed Sinkhole Station by its inhabitants.

My turn now, Kashyyyk (occasionally spelled Kashyk) was a wroshyr tree-covered planet located in the southwestern quadrant of the galaxy and the homeworld of the Wookiee species. It was a member of the Galactic Republic and after the Clone Wars endured enslavement under the Galactic Empire. The planet was classified by the Empire as G5-623.
Kashyyyk was a temperate jungle planet orbiting around a single star located in the Mytaranor sector of the Mid Rim, and had a complement of three moons.[2][3] Covered in wroshyr trees, it served as homeworld to the Wookiee species. Native fauna such as Can-cells would influence the design of starships by the Wookiee inhabitants, while great cities such as Kachirho would be built into the planet's trees
At some point prior to the Invasion of Naboo, Jedi Master Yoda faced a terentatek on Kashyyyk, accompanied by his then Padawan Dooku
n the years following the Invasion of Naboo, the rogue Jedi Count Dooku fomented political turmoil on the planet.[12] Due to its status as a major navigational point, Kashyyyk was of prime strategic importance to the Galactic Republic,[10] which led the Confederacy of Independent Systems to attack the planet toward the end of the Clone Wars.[5]
With the help of Yoda, the Grand Master of the Jedi Order, the Grand Army of the Republic managed to get the upper hand over the Separatists. However, shortly after that victory, the Supreme Chancellor of the Republic Sheev Palpatine unilaterally transformed the government into the First Galactic Empire
My planet would've been lost if not for the memory of Ki Adi Mundi

Ki Adi Mundi now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Ki-Adi-Mundi, a Force-sensitive Cerean male, was a Jedi Master and member of the Jedi High Council during the last years of the Galactic Republic. By the time of the Clone Wars, Mundi became a Jedi General of the Grand Army of the Republic. Like his Jedi colleagues, he led the Republic clone troopers against the Separatist Alliance forces in several battles across the galaxy, including the first and second campaign on Geonosis and the Outer Rim Sieges. In 19 BBY, the third and final year of the war, Mundi oversaw the Republic invasion of Mygeeto with the Galactic Marines under his command. During the campaign, Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine instructed the Grand Army soldiers to execute their Jedi leaders in accordance with Order 66, an act which resulted in the death of Mundi along with the majority of the Jedi Order.
He used to sit next to me on the council, he always had the droid attack on the wookies in mind.
He was a good friend.

The 3PO-series protocol droid was a Human-cyborg relations protocol droid produced by Cybot Galactica. The model series had very similar aesthetic design in its casing to other Cybot Galactica droid model series such as the TC-series, 3PX-series, and 5YQ-series protocol droids.
Manufactured by Cybot Galactica on the factory world of Affa,[5] the 3PO-series protocol units were considered the most advanced Human-cyborg relations droids in the market for over a hundred years. Production on the line began at least as far back as 112 BBY and continued well into the time of the New Republic.[6]
The success of the 3PO-series led Cybot Galactica to produce the C-series protocol droids during the rule of the New Republic. They had a market cost of 3,000 credits.

tl;dr

Don't deral the conversation droid
We were talking about planets.
The peaceful world of Alderaan was among the oldest members of the Galactic Republic,[14] the democratic union that governed most of the galaxy.[15] By the time of the Invasion of Naboo by the Trade Federation, it was represented in the Galactic Senate by Senator Bail Antilles. That year, the then-Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, Finis Valorum, was ousted from office, and Antilles was nominated for the position in the resulting election. However, the Alderaanian senator was defeated by Senator Sheev Palpatine, who represented the sovereign system of Naboo.[16]

They were all good friends.

So much autism.

le copy paste silly wookiepedia articles!!!

fuck off, that's not what makes good friend posting funny. you're missing the point of the meme entirely

you are right, time to kill myself

If you want me to pay attention, princess, you should at least show your breasts.
Breasts were the mammary glands of mammalian species and some reptomammals, and were normally a distinguishing feature of the female of the species. Males did have breasts, but they were far less developed than their female counterparts due to the sexual dimorphism.

This isn't A Good Friend thread it's a Wookiepeedia thread.

Luke, did I ever tell you about the nest of gundarks?

Luuuuke, did I ever tell you about Luke, Luuke, or Luuuke? One was a good friend.

kek