FUCK DENMARK

FUCK DENMARK

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Yeah, fuck those pig nosed slanty eyed homos and their lies

France is our greatest ally against the eternal d*ne and g*rman

FUCK YOU. YOU SLANT EYED PIGS. YOU DESERVE TO BE SLAUGHTERED.

There is literally nothing wrong with Denmark.

embrace your anger

Please come to Denmark people, you will have fun and leave happy.

I don't like this meme...

ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKFAG

fuck you
danish pig-fucker

DAY OF THE SPIT SOON

GO FUCK YOURSELF

fear not brother, on the day of the rope the non-danes will hang from every tree, lamp and pole.

>danes' horizontal white line is slightly lower than the rest of scandinavian flags
stupid snowflakes

>wake up
>Germany is still not a Danish colony
why even live

You won't see the day because you're all going to be slaughtered the way actual pigs do.

I've only hung out with one person from Europe in my entire life, and he was danish. He was super cool.

*oinks in danish*

Hope you killed him on your way out

t. Ulrik

>guts a pig
*squeals in Danish*

What about chicanos who are Daneboos?

A-asking for a friend

if you vow to kill swedes in the next northern war, we may consider you an honorary dane

*oink Hitler did nothing wrong oink*

That's it? No problem desu

Oh, you're not going to surrender immediately this time then?

we will make sure the sea doesn't freeze this time over so you can't cheat again.

is there something wrong with my monitor or is that orange

>we may consider
Not good enough. We need a confirmation.

it depends. if he can show proof of at least 50 dead swedes to the queen, he has passed.
dead swedish children count as 2 deaths, of course.

>25 dead swedish children
That's easy. But fuck you though. I'll rather kill 50 Danish children and be an honorary swede to be honest senpai.

Like what the fuck am I supposed to do with a Dane title. I'm just asking to get bullied.

swedes are imperialist demons, all of europe should resist them. what they did to finland cannot be forgiven.

That's why they're the winners.

That was during the war of 1658. During the great northern war we simply landed near Copenhagen. To be fair though, we got pretty fucking lucky with Charles XII.

More like because the sea froze over Denmark is still in existence.

Dead Children you say...

I don't like Denmark.

Denmark sucks.

Seriously, it fucking sucks

me neither

FUCCKKKKKK

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why do Danes have pig noses?

FUCK YOU DENMARK
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Good post