LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I'M SO SORRY

BUT WE'RE STOPPING SERVICE

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I'VE EATEN HERE

looks like a fucking joke though.

I know you americans will eat literal shit but pay for it as well?

DON'T FUCKING WHISTLE AT ME

FUCKING ELL

This episode was UNREAL. Probably the worst situation I've seen.

>Vic & his wife
>had another failed restaurant
>not a single cent put into this restaurant
>used stepdaughter's credit (which is most likely ruined)
>$850,000 in debt
>over staffed
>gross food
>dumb
>uses the same chef and food and """""ingredients""""" from his other failed restaurant

>And what is this?
>Ice cubes
>I see, yes. Are they frozen?
>Yes chef
>Shocking

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Man this episode

>"Ah yes, and here's the stove. Hand-built, yes?"
No chef, I bought it.
>[shocking violin screech, close up on Ramsay's expression of disbelief]

Heh.

Nice repeating digits.

Someone give me a mixed bunch of good episodes.

Seen the one with the crazy couple, of which one has since been arrested.

Why was he so upset at this? Oh no they store their food in a garbage bin and not in a Super Food Storage Container 3000 or something?

>pork patties
>made with quality chicken

are you being serious?

That's perfectly normal in bongland

I can tell you're not from the industry.

Garbage bins are not only more expensive then 5 gallon buckets, they have a lot of bends and other places for the food to get stuck in when washing them.

Seriously a large garbage bin like that goes for $45, and a 5 gal bucket is $10. No wonder they have money problems.

Just watch clips from the youtube channel, then watch the full episodes. The best ones IMO are the ones that feel natural, so the original Kitchen Nightmares is good for that.

La Galleria 33 is a great episode, anyway.

>Ground beef? Half of it is fat, you fucking idiot!
>It's fatter than you!

>which one has since been arrested.

Amy's Baking Company? Who was it?

This is haute cuisine in France you filthy pleb.

This shit always scares me.

Cause anytime I go out to eat I have to pray to giga nigga that they aren't gross pigs in the kitchen

Hell I saw some show when I was a kid about rats infesting some restaurant and I couldn't eat out for years because of it

Hell even today I'm a clean freak with food. If a dish is dirty I'll refuse to eat. I don't want some unwashed shit near my food

Man you must have to get bar none the worst fucking meat to have THAT much fat.

so how did the episode conclude?

whats that yellow block? cheese?

I'm a good and equipment salesmen. I go through a lot of kitchens a day. You have to be fucking stupid to be this dirty.

Food*

>yurofag can't even recognize a gourmet American cheese
must be sad being so poor

YOU'RE POPPING MY CERVIX?! WHAT?!

>2 chicken patties
>2 pork patties

Don't forget to tip.

Most people pay for microwaved slop.

It's shocking how many people can't cook well

Link

You're haute

I want this god to review Ramsay's food.

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Christ, I have seen so much GR:KN but I think I missed this one. What ep is this?

Anyone got a link to this one?

Do restaurants not have a food safety rating in the USA? In Bongland you can see if somewhere is ran by a street shitter or not just by looking at the door of most places. 4 or 5 stars, and it's okay. No stars or no sticker, and you shouldn't consider it.

Fat.

Probably one of the best episodes ever that can be defined as a "kitchen nightmare". It's one of the early seasons right?

>La Galleria 33
I'm watching that right now.

Why the fuck would they open the same fucking restaurant only 100f away?

>used stepdaughter's credit (which is most likely ruined)
>$850,000 in debt
This is really sad. No one can be this bad of a parent. This is inhuman. I just realized how much of an idiot I've been to my parents.

youtube.com/watch?v=dOn7w0BSQz8

Better quality here without the screen cut off:

youtube.com/watch?v=EVTV8cgokDo

>slams bucket on table
>edited screen shake
Oh god why does Sup Forums like this? It's antikino.

Has this ever happened to anyone in real life?

the true kino is Kitchen Nightmares UK

So who would win in a cook off, Ja/ck/ or Ramsay?
Keep in mind, Ramsey sees everything Jack does and if he gets an aneurysm he loses.

Ramsay went too far.

Ramsay also loses points when Ja/ck/ doesn't understand why Ramsay is mad.

This is patently false

name 5 kinos
4 cinemas
3 films
2 movies
and 1 flick where this happens

>fedora wearing baldlet who got fucked out of 200.000$ inheritage by his father for a shitty restaurant

Did it also have /oneofus/?

Bitch had it coming, don't fuck around in the kitchen

Review Brah should judge the food.

Spoiler the restaurant closed some months later

Welcome to reality TV, where everything is fake

It was $250,000, I watched it this morning. He was a typical cry baby cuck. Let his dad steal his money, cried when he got in an argument with the chef.

food safety ratings are surprisingly more lenient than you would expect.

Having cockroaches still gets you a B for example

We do, idk where others come from but generally if a restaurant doesn't have an A rating in the window nobody will go there, a B is a death sentence for a restaurant.

>cue eerie music.
>close up of the faces of the failing chefs.
>commercial break.
>rinse
>repeat.

I would watch a show where Gordon instructs young British Football enthusiasts on how to be proper hooligans.
>YOU CALL THAT A HEADBUTT!?!

thx bb

Ramsayposting was kino a while ago, now it's just reddit memes and the same pizza joke.

Truly disgusting

You're in denial!

>it's an autism episode

Is there an episode of this show where the staff aren't incompetent and the food isn't terrible? Just for some reason the restaurant isn't working.

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UK kitchen nightmares is pretty comfy

>toast with melted cheese
>uses olive oil

Holy shit.
I'm a Mexican living in Mexico City. I'm pretty fucking sure I've eaten dog tacos in some random food stand and they still looked better than any shit in this show.

I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF

is that a fucking TRASH CAN WITH food in it?

that's disgusting

>Buttering that bread and oiling the surface.

Why?

If only

>has a shun
>press down hard as hell to cut a sandwich.
What the fuck is his problem?

>enriched bleached white flour
when will plens learn

>that time some old hag tried to slap Gordon and he rejected that shit with catlike reflexes

youtu.be/_XDW6xo5scU

HES FAST

>that time some guy started bumping into Ramsay looking for a fight then fell flat on his fucking arse and broke a leg

Give a better color and texture to food.

Where were those reflexes here?
youtube.com/watch?v=e035sEY1sfw

well, it IS a trash can used to store beans. which is repulsive. dont know why they dont just use anything else but a can used to hold t r a s h

Fugg that GILF with the glasses has some nice tittays

>tfw no English gilf mommy to make you food and comfort you

THE PAN IS NOT NICE AND IT IS NOT HOT

>English
She's also fucking horrible
Her and Kim are forever touching shite with their bare hands

INN KEEPER'S WIFE
NICE
HOT
SWINGER
AND MANIC

She can touch my cock with her bare hands

youtube.com/watch?v=RMxRVxlFgu0
user no
don't let her go near you

Those tits though.

The reason restaurants don't work is because the staff are incompetent and the food is terrible.

What was his endgame?

The way he just tosses it to the kid after painstakingly making it just makes the webm special

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Why do people act autistic when cooking gutter trash peasant food?

If they put that much effort into actually cooking, they could be great

Its probably all they can make and are proud of it, even if its plebian to the core. All I can cook are various forms of eggs, simply because I refuse to learn more. I still get more satisfaction eating an omelette I've made than getting a free steak dinner.

>they burned the nachos
>cut to a plate of nachos on fire
literally fucking how

>yesterday
what did he mean by this

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