The chad grab

>the chad grab

what the fuck was he thinking ahahaha

>I have to look as heterosexual as possible

It really looks like hes forcing her to take a picture with him

wtf his right arm is bigger than his head

Ron forgot to flex

DELET DIS RITE NOW

Anyone got rare TSUs back when he was a robot?

>the virgin touch

Cristiano used to be a lot bigger a few years ago. He's lean now.

UNJUST

jesus that fucking jawline

>Italians have noodle arms
pottery

Steroids are out of fashion. He's on the Team Sky peptides now.

Manchester Ronaldo is best Ronaldo :3

Does he only do curls with one arm?

What do you call that hairstyle?


TSUJ?

Find me a gay Hispanic or Latino man living in the New York metro area who didn't look like this in the mid-2000's.
Pro-tip: You can't.

the fucks that got to do with anything? fat bastard

Fat fuck.

Wind your neck in

>That purse

It's a European carry-all, retard. Not a purse

lovely group of people on this board

is this what happens when you grow without much physical contact with girls/women? And I don't mean sexually, just when you hug your aunt/cousin/friend/whatever

>she left him and got knocked up by another closet case from hollywood
Really makes you think

>EVERYONE IS GAY XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I cantfished a girl using that pic a long time ago. Nothing to be proud about. Thanks for letting me air this out, spee.

Eat shit you british yellow teeth fuck, sick of your shit you gapped toothed shitter, cant afford a dentist you disgusting manc slums living queer boy?. Fuck off.

Holy fuck
BTFO

his left bicep looks shooped

>being this fat
lmao

how the FUCK will those ungodly island goblins ever recover from this EVISCERATION

i gained 50 pounds reading this

Serious, why are soccer plaeyers so oberwhelmingly autistic? No other sport can even compete with their autism.

You should be thanking him for saving you from starving to death

How many stones (lol) is that?

Hey don't be a bully, he grew up in literal beyond poverty and played for a living since he was a kid.
Not to mention he was away from his family for most of his teenage years.

t. absolutely not ronaldo

>Hates dentists so much he gets beat by a
PART
TIME
DENTIST

>the absolute state of the Poonited Queendom of """""""Great""""""""" Shitstain and Poorthern Direland

...

*kneels*

didnt he make a movie about his life or something?

>travel to america, excited to enjoy their rich culture and see all their amazing architecture
>see pic related
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

THICC

you might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

why do bongs make fun of americans being fat when they're just as bad?

Imagine calling people fat when they are only 5% fatter as a country compared to your own

>Goes to england for their famed "football"
>front row
>suddenly everyone is pushing
>gets trampled over and dies
Nice sawker u got over there.
Fuck the 96 and fuck you faggot

tfw you got your ass ripped that the only comeback you can think of is calling someone fat

Don't read the S*n la
Justice for the 96 la

why do pportuguese people dress so fucking gay
same applies to spaniards

You guys think he'll get out of the closet when he retires?
He could be th next big gay icon. Kinda like Beckham.

Might be because he is actually gay.

>Chad
I bet that sushi wasn't even comped

where do you get the idea that liverpool fans = all brits

idk this board would have even heard of hillsborough if it werent for brits making jokes about it

Replace "brits" with "Romanians" and you would be correct.

that just exposes you as new to Sup Forums

>the virgin bite

>the chad hat

Most of Sup Forums is new to Sup Forums, no?

...

What the fuck?

Who hugs after a kiss?

Me and my Mom before I board the schooner to take me to Iceland and defeat the rest of the world for WSM.

Whale fat is Omega-3 ?

>let's get it funky; let's get it fun-key

Marius had the worst diet I've ever read about, he must have been on horse hormone iv 24/7.

But he isn't gay neither lived in New York

Wjat the..

this sushi is the only fish i'll be eating tonight

Equipose ? Nah.... Dem former USSR countries prob have 50 years worth of muscle dope.

He prob stuck with Vodka and meat and veggies. He had the entire nation behind him, after all, and I got me and Jesus behind me. So... I drink Guinness and have a burger with bread once a while.

Still defined for my age ; still stand out in my South TX fattttttty town (avg. Latina is 5' 4"); still can't see the "middle line" (I got the outer lines) in my abs. Butt cheeks and ankles the color of turkey breast 'cuz no Sun.

>I really don't care about abs.

jerking off to too much gay porn

I think he was just making an observation

Flags were a mistake

You should try comfort eating to get over your anguish

And you should try brushing and flossing, you fucking inbred, pasty, kiddie-diddling cunt.

t. Adam johnson

Said the fatty

CHI

>imagine calling a country fatter when theyre fatter

Nice American show you screenshotted there

He looks gay as fuck here

You really think would be any better in any shape or form without them?

Personally, I'd be pretending to be American and acting as outlandishly bootypained as possible.

lebron did that too, you can't carry as much muscle without risking injury as you get older.

wat the fugg

yes

t.me

Actually had a laugh kek

Ronaldo is peak chad manliness levels.

how can americucks ever recover

you have to be a fagot to fuck that and not breed it

Depth of field. The shoulder is closer to the camera lens so it looks weird

haven't seen so many triggered sharterclaps for a long while. Unless you count Las Vegas

Cristiano wishes he was Beckham. Never ever.

>hnnnnnnnngggggggggggge

it's not even big like muscular, it's just like, wide as fuck

TSUJ*

my son is dead

Is this the famous British "banter" I've heard so much about?

nice curlbro figure faggot

oh ffs

holy shit man, don't roast the poor britbong too hard

>anglo banter

the rapist reach

it sometimes feels like 2008 again on youtube or deviantart where all try to "pwn" each other with super witty banter