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THAT'S FOR VOTING REMAIN YOU KEKS
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SCOTLAND BTFO ROLLERCOASTER CRASH
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Don't be a chavy runt
That's what happens when you cross England.
Don't let the faggot on Brit/pol/ redirect you here
Keep conversation in one place
Fuck off OP
Don't let the faggot on Brit/pol/ redirect you here
Keep conversation in one place
Fuck off OP
Don't let the faggot on Brit/pol/ redirect you here
Keep conversation in one place
Fuck off OP
Don't let the faggot on Brit/pol/ redirect you here
Keep conversation in one place
Fuck off OP
Don't let the faggot on Brit/pol/ redirect you here
Keep conversation in one place
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SCOTKEKS
ETERNALLY
BTFO
FUCK OFF SCOTLAND, WE'RE ENGLAND AND WALES!
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this is different you cunt
this is scot/pol/
Thanks for gracing scot/pol/ with your digits
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>Floods in London
>Labour party splitting
>Cameron Resigning
>Rollercoaster crash in Scotland
Kek is purging the heretics that would dare oppose him.
oh fuck
Nice rare pepe.
Praise KEK!!!!
Literal subhumans
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>the devil is a Brit
Scot here.
we are albino niggers
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>Phone di police
Yes because you hurt my feelings.
So fucking close!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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I have been to that shitty park.
Scotland bill it as a 'theme park'
It is literally two drunks with a bin, you pay them a Greggs sausage roll and then they put you in the bin and push it down a hill.
Praise be to KeK
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BBC reporting 7 casualties now
>you pay them with a Greggs sausage roll and they put you in a bin and push you down a hill
This made my morning
Any deaths yet lads?
Roller coaster expert here. I know everything about theme parks from wheel assembly, track layout and train manufacturing to inspiration for coasters.
AMA. I'll fill you in on M&D's if you want.
The UK is fucked after this Brexit, enjoy it!
>Go to Britain
>Die on rollercoaster
based Iron Maiden trips
Oh shit
No pun intended
Top lel
PRAISE KEK! KEK LOVES ENGLAND!
Did you sabotage the scottish coaster out of spite for remain, or just because they are scottish?
Looks like nobody is asking so I'll just say it anyways.
The roller coaster at M&D's that derailed is called Tsunami and it was built by a now defunct Italian manufacturer called Pinfari. I believe this happened because Pinfari was known for their shoddy manufacturing and poor use of materials on their rides.
The track that Pinfari uses is very weak and it's been known to bend, warp and break on many occasions. Only carnivals will buy their rides because they are cheap, however they are rough and that is why people don't like riding them.
The wheel assembly on Pinfari coasters is basic, three wheels on three sides of the track. However coasters if you want them to be smooth can't have any clearance between the rail and the wheel. Pinfari coasters aren't built with computer technology so they are hand-welded and built so the train will shake and shuffle as it goes around.
The bottom line is, Pinfari was an unreliable manufacturer and that M&D's is a shithole that can only afford shoddy rides.
Praise kek
Thanks lord Kek. We can always count on you
I'm Scottish and I voted Leave. What the hell are you on about? Why would I sabotage a coaster built by a manufacturer that is known for bad rides?
Look at this shit: youtube.com
M&D's is run down.
Stay on track, Scots
That looks like Dragon's Fury at Chessington.
What game should I buy to pass the time? All I've got to play of interest atm is FIFA and we all know that's bollocks.
It's not.
>poor layout
>shoddy trains
>a corkscrew that was so rough they removed it in 2004
>rotting supports
It's shit.
That's for defying Trump about his golf course.
Fuck Scotland.
Praise him.
>The track that Pinfari uses is very weak and it's been known to bend, warp and break on many occasions. Only carnivals will buy their rides because they are cheap
only carnivals and Scotland it seems
i guess someone has to remake this then
No, their rides are used all around the world.
Sorry Japan but you've built worse coasters.
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Whats the difference?
Both are full of Irish men who will rob you in a second.
No I mean it looks like Dragon's Fury not that it's the same.
Dragon's Fury is like a pinball machine, you go around a track like that but the cart spins round. It's much better.
is this the work of the eternal anglo?
Maurer Sohne built that.
Good ol' German manufacturing.
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INB4 BLAMED ON BREXIT
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Lord Kek wills it.
User error.
It was fun when I went on it.
I like Colossus but that's at Thorpe Park.
ENGLAND WE'RE SORRY
FUCK
What?
More punishment is to come unless you silence Sturgeon.
You're not supposed to shake around like that on the roller coaster, if you refrain from shaking around the ride will be perfectly comfortable.
So, it was user error.
So you saying the people in the video were overreacting?
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jesus Christ Japan not everything is user error.
>these airbags explode
USER ERROR YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DRIVE UNLESS IT IS 12C
>this nuke plant is leaking and exploding
USER ERROR YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO SHAK3 THE WHOLE ISLAND AND FLOOD IT WITH SEAWATER
>this harbor is on fire
USER ERROR YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE YOUR MAIN CARRIERS OUTSIDE THE HARBOR NIPPON STRREEEEEEEEEEEEEL
HE GRACES US YET AGAIN!
PRAISE KEK
2 threads in a row, with extreme meme magic
Christ, Kek is going all out today
Karma is a bitch isn't it
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So why are the Scottish such euro cucks that they voted remain?
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This has to stop
>is it hurtful
>is it kind
scots are beyond repair
It needs to continue
mah nigga
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what the dubflow?
not our fault kek hates cuckoldry and the destruction of any successful working civilization.
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Kek is among us , the end is near
Kek be praised!
>scots are beyond repair
Is that so?
Was at that theme park about a week ago. Went on that ride. It felt rough. Shieeet.
use the internet safely? kek
YET AGAIN!
PRAISE HIM!
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i dont know, did you see how they voted? thats why they are fucked my friend. your conservative views must be dead there
Praise Kek, Slay the Traitors
Ignore the salty Scot.
Remember, England = right wing, Scotland = left wing.
NEVER FORGET!
Praise Kek. Depopulate Scotland. It's a lovely land unfortunately blighted by Scots.
What about me? I'm not a cuck, why do I deserve the same fate as remainiacs?
Hail KEK!
Holy fuck Scotland tried to stump the Trump and barrage the Farage and they got fucked.