Hey user, remember your first blowjob?

>hey user, remember your first blowjob?

h-hehe yeah

user did you ever hear the one about the chinese godfather?

Chinaman goes to an eye doctor

I'm saving myself for marriage.

I'm saving myself for 2D.

>he thinks married women give blowjobs

They do if they want their weekly allowance

My wife still gives me blowjobs. Service with a smile. 5 years married. Go fuck yourself you beta lonly fuck.

Did you hear that Big-T? I asked him, "Hey user do you remember you first blowjob"?

yeah your wife is a dogface though so who cares

I got a blowjob from a married woman once, hope her husband never found out.

Did you here what I said Skip? I told him I once got a blowjob from a married women, then I said I hope her husband never found out. He he

it was a 69

i dont actually

yes he came in my mouth after 15 minutes

I do actually. I was 19, and she wanted be to wear a condom, so I didn't feel shit and got soft after like 20 seconds.

3/10.

Last time I ever touched a girl was about 5 years ago, freshman year of high school. I remember the break up broke my self esteem for good and I went from being that fun talkative kid to that quiet guy for the rest of high school.

>I'm saving myself for marraige, or at least consent

I had that exact same experience. Really no idea how some guys can stay hard while wearing a condom, it removes all feeling

Disgusting faggot

>that feel when I wanna tell the joke about the rich and the poor guy buying anniversary gifts to people but I don't live in an English speaking country

>mfw i tell that joke to people all the time
>laughs all around