>hey user, remember your first blowjob?
Hey user, remember your first blowjob?
h-hehe yeah
user did you ever hear the one about the chinese godfather?
Chinaman goes to an eye doctor
I'm saving myself for marriage.
I'm saving myself for 2D.
>he thinks married women give blowjobs
They do if they want their weekly allowance
My wife still gives me blowjobs. Service with a smile. 5 years married. Go fuck yourself you beta lonly fuck.
Did you hear that Big-T? I asked him, "Hey user do you remember you first blowjob"?
yeah your wife is a dogface though so who cares
I got a blowjob from a married woman once, hope her husband never found out.
Did you here what I said Skip? I told him I once got a blowjob from a married women, then I said I hope her husband never found out. He he
it was a 69
i dont actually
yes he came in my mouth after 15 minutes
I do actually. I was 19, and she wanted be to wear a condom, so I didn't feel shit and got soft after like 20 seconds.
3/10.
Last time I ever touched a girl was about 5 years ago, freshman year of high school. I remember the break up broke my self esteem for good and I went from being that fun talkative kid to that quiet guy for the rest of high school.
>I'm saving myself for marraige, or at least consent
I had that exact same experience. Really no idea how some guys can stay hard while wearing a condom, it removes all feeling
Disgusting faggot
>that feel when I wanna tell the joke about the rich and the poor guy buying anniversary gifts to people but I don't live in an English speaking country
>mfw i tell that joke to people all the time
>laughs all around