Fash wave edition
/brit/
>fash wave edition
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I'm a good yank.
How does it feel to receive a blowjob from a girl????????????
good edition
youtu.be
Pop pop fascist pig
*oxymoron machine explodes*
*enters the premises*
steller post
fash hop > fash wave desu senpai
like a wet sock
why would it feel different from a male
That's very nice. You should see the scots do it though. Tight as fuck.
because i am not gay
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>tfw 26 & still haven't had a blowjob.
just realised we stamped and kicked up shit to get into the EU then voted to leave for a laugh heh
Baby boomers were a mistake
oi lad show some bloody respect their parents were in the war
23 and still haven't held hands
From the moment you know it’s going to happen until the moment it starts, mentally, it’s an amazing, exciting feeling. From there, it gets even better. The warmth, the wetness of the tongue, the suction feeling, the amount of pleasure you feel is intense.
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“First off, there is no such thing as bad fellatio. But when you're in the mouth of an artist, you're truly blessed. Everything between you two fits very well. Soft, warm, wet. That look upon you with her beautiful eyes while her mouth is full of you — that's hella-hot. Those full, pouty lips focusing on your crown, pulling up and down your shaft — I love this woman! How did you get so LUCKY?! When you let her know the train is soon arriving in her station, the thrill of how she receives your passengers also adds to the excitement. For at least three seconds or more, you're completely helpless, euphoric and vulnerable to her, then wonderfully thankful for someone so giving to your joy. Or short story: It feels really great."
*shoots my own computer monitor*
heh what now kid?
>ywn march with the 1st battalion throught the streets of your hometown
>First off, there is no such thing as bad fellatio
ive read very differently
actual fuck choon
"I actually love the sensation of a hard sucking on my cock just after I've come, as opposed to the sucking leading up to the coming."
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>tfw to autistic for a girl to take any interest in you.
Looks like I'm dying alone.
13 hours on double time today lads wew
>double time for a bank holiday
fuck me, where do you work
not my case, there was a girl who wanted to dance with me, and i just ignored her hahaha
Nice lad.
security
was it autism?
no, you're just too autistic to notice
why so rude :-(
Think I might order a pizza for dinner tonight lads.
:-(
only like turtle and tim, dont care for the other Australians
sorry if that offends
rude
offended
saw thailad in the korean DMZ
:-(
did a two hour sleep
There's good money in reclaimed landmines
dad told that it was not common when girls want to dance with you.
is it true???
morning lads
morning nonce
saw thailad getting interviewed by louis theroux
Good morning.
If I wasn't such a pussy & didn't have such low self esteem I'd more than likely invite a girl around to fug to get it over with.
Anyone else feel like this ?
Eating strawberry yogurt again
wow...
the Australian economy looks like THAT?
found a new way to be
is that code for "watching child porn"
reeee copper
im shy and need time to grow on people
how is this doable outside of schooling
oi bruce look wat oi goddout this hole! we're rich!
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did I make that? I think I made that..
>hate going to public shopping centres
>hate going to pubs & clubs
howling
answer me nonce
yeah i think so
I'm not a commie, but if I lived in Russia in 1917 I'd almost certainly be a commie
>Thailad made an edit that called /brit/ "a place for paedophiles"
he really is an unapologetic little nonce isn't he
>Zambia
what are you playing at here
i commissioned it
he did it for free
no monetary compensation, you say?
>2017
woah, my memory is fucked, I thought this was like 2 years ago.
I want to post porn here but I can't because I don't want to get banned but it's a really nice gif.
what would you say if thailad actually turned out to be a nonce? i'd be like "whoa"
why are Germans so incredibly bizarre sexually
I'm going to pummel you you dirty little pervert
fascinated to learn that atheism is the fastest shrinking religion in the world
Post the imgur link then.
it's a known fact that jimmy savile is a child molestor who escaped to thailand
Sorry but I always get horny around 11pm.
Maybe.
they're taught self-punishment from an early age because of hitler and that transcends into sex
>Post the imgur link then.
>getting banned on Sup Forums
how
global iq is also dropping
coincidence?
live by the pill
die by the pill
youtu.be
tyoon
edgy
kids almost without exception mimic the beliefs of their parents, so if they're raised secular the fertility rate plummets.
Anyone else visit graveyards? Saw this beauty yesterday
>atheism
>religion
Well, I once begged people to ban me for spamming a few months ago but I was only banned the day after.
*tips fedora*
Thinking about becoming a prison officer
bet he was jewish
but there's a cross in the grass
such a lover puss
If we're devolving, I guess that disproves evolution then?
grim
wouldn't it be terrible though if the prisoners take you hostage and rape you up the bum?