If the earth isn't flat, why are maps flat?

If the earth isn't flat, why are maps flat?

globes desu

(((globes))) came after maps. Checkmate.

if earth isnt flat, why stars circular

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what is timetravelling?
linear time fags btfo

The process of sleep is time travel

no,but sex with your mom are

IT IS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU WAKE UP
NO GLOBE NO GLOBALISTS

If a girl isn't flat, why are porns flat?

>the earth is a star

>is a mistake

Holy fuck I have never thought about it that way before.

Also did you know Japan and Chile doesn't fit on A4 paper because it's too long?

>not because paper invented in china

I do now. Round earth theorists may have the wool pulled over their eyes but not me.

What does it all mean?

Why did the black science man destroyed Pluto? Now the Romans have one god less

why is this post canadian

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Mercator projection

If I start bashing the land with big hammer, will it shake aussies of this world?

If Australians were expelled from the planet, they would shitpost from the Moon.

They'd fall on the turtles and climb back to earth

The world is a cube but flatfags are confused by it being made of flat surfaces.

no dont do it

Oh yeah baby projections of spheroids into 2 dimensions is my fetish

Can anyone "prove" the round earth theory other than taking on faith what "scientists" and "astronauts" have told them?

Go out to a busy harbour and watch the boats.
Notice something?
Even fucking bronze age man knew the world was curved

The only thing I notice is that my eyes can't see that far out on the flat plane of earth. I can't see the craters on the moon either.

no, but if you will use both hummer and sickle it can help

So how come you can see the tops of the boats and not the bottoms?

It's underwater duh

So all the boats that leave the harbour sink?

I don't follow?

By "the bottom" I was obviously referring to the bottom bit of the boat that sits above the water

And?

He means how come the further away a boat, the least you can see of it
It's obviously a defect in the human eye

Oh, yeah. Obviously. Australians are so dumb.

Yes. You shouldn't leave the harbor.

>there are sciencelets who believe sun at the centre of galaxy,

>Globalist
>globe
Woah...