/rug/ - Fat & Smelly Edition

MITRE 10 CUP
Week 9

>Wed 11 Oct
7:35 PM Taranaki v Manawatu, Yarrow Stadium, Taranaki
>Thu 12 Oct
7:35 PM Wellington v Northland, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
>Fri 13 Oct
7:35 PM Auckland v Canterbury, Eden Park, Auckland
>Sat 4 Oct
2:35 PM Bay of Plenty v Waikato, Tauranga Domain, Tauranga
5:05 PM Otago v Southland, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
7:35 PM Counties Manukau v Tasman, Ecolight Stadium, Pukekohe
>Sun 15 Oct
2:35 PM North Harbour v Taranaki, QBE Stadium, North Harbour
4:35 PM Hawke’s Bay v Manawatu, McLean Park, Napier

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tbuj6Hmw_VY
foxsports.com.au/rugby/michael-cheikas-adventurous-selection-policy-is-starting-to-bear-fruit-for-the-wallabies/news-story/ed887f2768039b50edc597b359ffb640
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CHAMPIONS CUP

...

*flexes*

*dabs*

Can't let another one 404 lads.

Vigilance.

Ulster
La Rochelle
Leinster
Glasgow
Racing
Bath
Saracens
Clermont
Castres
Toulon

Taranaki
Wellington
Canterbury
Bay of Plenty
Otago
Counties Manukau
North Harbour
Manawatu

*farts*
*sniffs*
*dabs*

Rugby.

darwin awards on the news tonight lads

>stupid Māori tart says last Americas cup we were whitewashed
>9-8 is a whitewash
Actually a bit mad lads.

rip in pieces milner glasser

Drop Pissrat already please. Then Hannah Laity Queen of /rug/ will leave him and I will get a chance to make her my girlfriend.

Reminder to report all Garold posts.

Based Chch faggots BTFOing religious cunt #1

the gays wont be laughing if another earthquake happens lads

warburton is on the pooreject lads

Wish there was rugby tonight.

*wish there were

I posted that from the future mate.

No way

>tfw exam in 6 hours and i've only read half of the topics, let alone studying them

>pic
That's not how phones work.

Should've got a private tutor mate. My missus was tutoring a Nigerian lad last year and she said he did really well.

just write rugby as the answer mate

>contrast the negative and positive impacts that colonial populations
had on indigenous communities in the 18th century

Rugby.

A+

I can't even greentext properly.

This is why your team came last in the Rugby Championship again. No heart, no work ethic.

nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11931006

Pinekenzie already creeping up behind Ben Smith in terms of reputation. Ben Smith was 27 by the time he was regarded as the best FB

Once Havilii has had a few and Jordie is recovered he'll be known by the name 'Damian Whokenzie'

Does Saracens' name glamourise Arabs?

>a gold standard consistently brilliant fullback vs.
a quick memer who can run sideways really fast and drop the ball

Nehe "Richard Kahui" Milner-skudder

Wank then bed

I'm convinced that Shitspouter is Chris Rattue

nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11930799

...

Is he autistic?

Does Chris work at Auckland international airport? Does he like to role play being a law student.
Seems likely.

Sad!

in4 golriz best polfu

find this cunt extremely triggering

What did Adam mean by this?

Kahui usually injured himself from being too aggressive on defence. Knee hee Mill Nah Skud Er is just a biarch.

Seems pretty clear. Don't read into it.

>NPC
>having only 9 weeks

>11 days til the next ABs game

gonna have to get the speights out for this fucking wait

kiwis are up.

Jesus mate, don't you sleep?

Why have more games for the sake of it? 9 regular weeks + 2 finals weeks is plenty, it's even almost too many with very few bye rounds and only 7 team's in each division.

What happened to the kaffa that wants to smash my mate GES? Did he ironically run away because he is scared I'd my "dunkin donut" friend?

Can you put your trip back on? I don't know if this is you or a dick taking the piss

You got something to do today?

Soon

Isn't it like 6 months away? That's not soon.

February

Again not exactly soon. There isn't even a Wikipedia page for 2018 yet.

>no Memexico
Jesus Chirst, we suck at rugby

It's alright so does every team in that comp.
Have they sorted the TMO thing yet or is it still a joke comp?

It's unknown by now. The problem appears because Chile and Canada play in stadiums owned by your respective federations (in other words, with no proper infrastructure to install the necessary equipements).

Insomnia lol

Is this the /DMAC/ general?

We are a rugby general not a ure general. Especially not an Isuzu

Who /Ospreys v Clermont/ here?

Yes. The pine is real

Scotland

is

Alright

Rugby.

>none committably leans on ruck

i am here to save rugby yet again

Is that you based pinekenzie? The most electrifying man in world rugby

>memekenzie fan is a professional wrestling enthusiast

I am the opposite of surprised.

Why doesn't Pinekenzie enter the stadium to Bobby Roode's theme?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tbuj6Hmw_VY

What are you on about. Based Justin Marshall called pinekenzie that

>memekenzie fan is Justin Marshall

Jesus, that's somehow even more embarrassing.

Name a more elite trio of rugby pundits:

Justin Marshall
Chris Rattue
GES

Literally can't

Fox sports has stolen /rug/'s memes.

foxsports.com.au/rugby/michael-cheikas-adventurous-selection-policy-is-starting-to-bear-fruit-for-the-wallabies/news-story/ed887f2768039b50edc597b359ffb640

when is whittakers doing a new block lads

The block just finished didn't it?

must have blocked that out of my memory mate

What a blockhead lol

Any rugby on?
No?
Fuck.

South African block after I knock it clean off his narrow shoulders.

Feisty.

Pathetic.

Steady on sport.

What is it about shitspouter's antics that enrage our retarded neighbours?

What's for tea lads?
I'm moving house on Sat so emptying the freezer. Tonight: sausage rolls of dubious age.

Poached eggs with asparagus, pea tendrils and spring herb hollandaise

>peas tendrils
Fuck you're a weird cunt.

myfoodbag.co.nz/recipes/details/5244-Poached-Eggs-with-Asparagus-Pea-Tendrils-and-Spring-Herb-Hollandaise

Lol

>Wayols

>believing him

Wew lad. Why don't you tell us all about what it was like lining up for Szechuan sauce lad.

Fuvk you on about

A used No.3 bag from Sumo
My massive booze poos
My flatmates massive booze poos

Any 3 random knuckleheads who know next to nothing about rugby and just say any inane shit that pops into their heads.

thats just the same 3 mate

Gaza, Baz and Jay from down at the local after 3 jugs each.

Yeah I get food bag, I've said so about 5 times on /rug/ by my count

Sorry my bad m8. I usually have you filtered.