How can I get a qt pi white bf?

How can I get a qt pi white bf?

Not on Sup Forums

why would anyone want a weak beta cuck with a tiny penis as a bf?

Am I white enough?

You say that like it's a bad thing.
That's pretty good, yes.

Do you have big boobs?

Hello, over here.

i knew a guy who shaved his legs in stripes...

Are you a twink?

shaving legs is not a bad thing by itself, but putting your fat manly stinky legs in stocking and thinking that you look cute definitely is

...

This is a huge lie.

but that guy has cute legs

Generic 'trap' #90358902

That's... not very nice to say.

I'm sorry. I actually love you.

yay!

...

that's a guy

MORE

it depends you're boi or gurl

eightchan's "/cuteboys/" is great if you have zero standards for personalities and don't care about std's, "traps" are one giant meme

Oh, ok.
Asking for a friend, I presume?

don't be a black girl

black girls are gross

h-hot

B-Butt?

I tried to find my butt but it appears I don't have it. >_>

Still cute.

Tы тpaп?

Heмнoжкo.

>qt pi
Anyone who uses stupid terminology like this deserves to be alone.

hhhhh why are there so many russian trannies here

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No idea but wouldn't mind one if they were loyal.

>this

It should always be written qt 3.14

as a concubine maybe but not as a main wife

Russian's are truly degenerates

I don't want to marry any woman, specially from here...They're trash tier in loyalty.
But overall russians tend to be bad with loyalty, which is why I am cautious about the whole thing.

Even if the legs are cute, the face is probably bad.
it's just how cruel reality is.

Oкeй, ты мaльчик пoнял.

Not all

Is this youz?

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pottery

WRONG

No.

Ok, that's cute but it's probably a trick.

Calling it now, this "male" is actually a girl

Is this you then?

Cкинь лyчшe фoткy нe ccы !

Why are you asking? Delete this.

>a "girl"
flattering btw

>girly
>small dong
Perfect

Butt!

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CUTE CUTE

How can I get a rich bf?

I'm not rich but I'd be your bf

How rich must one be?

But rich is the most important part

Rich enough to allow me to never work and allow me to have some hobbies and a lot of cats

>Rich enough to allow me to never work and allow me to have some hobbies and a lot of cats

Okay, I have demands too, love me, be loyal, bear me children and cook me good meals.

>cats
I didn't know you were a grill :(

>love me, be loyal, bear me children and cook me good meals
I never said that I would do something like this

:(

No deal then.

GIBE MONEY

Lol no, I am gonna enjoy my lazy life as freelancer, have good income, my own place and my own hobbies.
Gonna be picky about my future partner.

Show pic of yourself and then we can talk

>posting pictures of yourself on Sup Forums

Your future partner is likely to be a somalian rapist

why is Alice doing lewd shit with my wife
delet

because they're both lewd

how is gay life in Russia?

>Your future partner is likely to be a somalian rapist

Very rude.

no u

>Your future partner is likely to be a somalian rapist
Don't be rude

ye

But it's true

Ok

How should I know? I'm 100% no homo.

Guys! I've found a wild Estonian! I will tame you and make you mine!

This joke isn't funny anymore. Why do you want an estonian anyway?

>I'm 100% no homo.
for sure man

This is not a joke! You will be mine, you want this, don't you? You are pathetic, weak, and low T, but I will not give up! My love for Estonians is eternal!

It should never be written. Calling anyone any variation of cutie pie is creepy. Using chanspeak is retarded.

Oh god, oh jesus.

Yandere?

Another one! I will not hurt you, if you cooperate! Please come with me!

>ywn be BLEACHED by a qt white boy
Why live?

I can help with that...

Why would someone want a pathetic and weak man? I don't trust this, it's a ruse.
And I don't think I'm low T.

>animeposters are homo
why is it always like this Sup Forums?

>tfw no abusive bf

I have a fetish for guys with Oedipus complex, you lack mothers love and I'm willing to give it to you! You should be grateful and cooperative

Hot as fuck, show boipucci

You only want me because I fulfill your fetish.
You'd hate me as a person.

I can't hate, hate is non existent in my worldview! I can only love! You WILL love me too!

I don't believe you. You'd get bored of me real fast and ditch me for the next guy who is less broken.

>Is this male?
>Am i gay if is?
>Confuz

I don't need someone less broken, my goal is to heal you through my love! I will heal you, and will not let you break ever again!

Cute moth, very good doujins with her.
It's very hard to believe what you say. I have nothing good to offer, I have very few, if any, good qualities.

You don't need to offer anything, you just need to succumb. Come on, it's not that hard! Become my pre... lover!

>people falling for pedojew
lol

give me a american bf....

This seems like the start of an NTR doujin.
I am too wise for these tricks.
Can't trust anyone, not even my own shadow.

Don't be so scared, I will love you, I promise!