Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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ASHTON

What is this haircut called?

I have no respect for bald people who get hair transplants.

Film Brain

Rickety Cricket

henry cavill

I have no respect for anonymous posters on a Cantonese imageboard.

Nah, he got hair implants now

why? how autistic do you have to be to think that?

You rip on him for being bald and not being bald.

The Amber Heard Attractor

Idris Elba

Jude Law

He should be bald and proud.

>making a biopic about worst paypal founder

Why?

why? Why would he? If he could have the choice to not be.

i never understood Elon Musk until I saw this picture.

He's just another fucking autist dweeb, but with billions of dollars. fucksake

He wasn't just balding, that haircut is just retarded

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bald looks creepy as fuck on most people

Beans

My hairline: the haircut

got a photo with him last week

Why isn't he afraid?

is this the first time he has been approached by a 10/10?

You'd think he'd be more wary.

people tried to spin him into "real life iron man"
he's an autismo at heart though

Seriously? You have no respect for Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, Mickey Rourke, Tom Hanks, Gordon Ramsey, etc?

You realize you're ruling out half of hollywood, right?

Amber Heard's son.

This picture makes me feel like a redditor for loving it.

Nope. No respect.

UNJUST

And yet I bet you don't give a shit when every famous female wears hairpieces, wigs, and extensions.

Why shit on your fellow gender so much? Is it an insecurity thing?

lel just because you can't afford a hair transplant doesn't mean that other people shouldn't.

It's unmanly.

youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

McConaughey just used a special shampoo, you ignoramus!

youtube.com/watch?v=AB1Fmf_grvc

What's unmanly? Caring about how you look?

Funny how a man can be derided for being a neckbeard, but he can also be derided for actually trying to look decent.

Even by other men.

It's unmanly to be so concerned for other men's cosmetic decisions.

He would have done fine bald. I hate it when richfags get hair plugs. It's so pathetic.

Go bald people. It's not bad.

Will they show how he treated his first wife like shit or just skip to the tesla/spacex part and play happy music in background?

>Seriously? You have no respect for Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, Mickey Rourke, Tom Hanks, Gordon Ramsey, etc?
>You realize you're ruling out half of hollywood, right?
Correct.

>He would have done fine bald. I hate it when richfags get hair plugs. It's so pathetic.


Stop being autistic please.

>Go bald people. It's not bad.

most people look bad bald.

If they had the resources they'd get transplants too.

>is this the first time he has been approached by a 10/10?
He was the one pathetically chasing after her. It was probably the first time Amber had a willing victim just jump into her web.

Beans from Even Stevens

I wonder who could be behind this post.
Someone who wears a yamaka perhaps.

I'm bald and I look fabulous.

You will always look better with hair.
unless you're black.

Early 2000's fashion was a mistake.

Pretty much everything in culture that happened between 9/11 and the 2008 financial crisis was a huge mistake.

>>i never understood Elon Musk until I saw this picture.
>
>He's just another fucking autist dweeb, but with billions of dollars. fucksake
What did you think he was? He's just (very poorly) LARPing a rich guy now that he has the money.