What do you listen to while you bathe /moo/?
What do you listen to while you bathe /moo/?
Levi Myers
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Samuel Stewart
the sound of me cumming underwater while jerking off with lavender scented shampoo
Luke Price
true patrician music
Jack Jackson
Does my loud ass shower count as Harsh Noise?
Liam Wright
>cumming underwater while jerking off
Redundancy is useless and unnecessary, and reiterates the point we already get.
Bad first post.
Chase Hall
Where can I listen to this?
Luis Thompson
Bed, Bath, and Bjork
Brandon Rivera
Aaron Howard
the two thoughts in my post were "cumming underwater" and "jerking off with lavender scented shampoo," it would not have made sense to get rid of "jerking off" because that would leave "cumming underwater with lavender scented shampoo," which does not elucidate the fact that it is what I'm using not only to wash my hair, but what I'm also using as lube
sage
Kevin Scott
What doesn't add up is how you use lavender scented shampoo as lube while being submerged enough to cum underwater, unless of course you stand up to jerk off (dangerous) and then sit down rapidly while cumming (sad!)
Luis Hill
is it in flac?
Michael King
The sounds of me crying bouncing around the shitty cramped bathroom.
Jack Wright
Valtari
Josiah White
male or female?
Adrian Rodriguez
How can any self-respecting man choose to take a bath in his spare time? Cold showers are the only option you fucking faggot.
Kevin Roberts
Bathe. Learn to read niglet.
Carter Ramirez
And bathing and taking a bath are the same thing, nu-male
Bentley Davis
The phrase "Cumming underwater" already insinuates that you were masturbating to the reader, since you perform such a hedonistic act in order to release the substance. Therefore, that implications makes the "jerking off" portion of your sentence moot. And "cumming underwater with lavender scented shampoo" is a coherent thought, because of how you're using the shampoo to lubricate your penis, in order to release your semen into the water.
Luke Collins
>: to wash in a liquid (such as water)
Learn 2 dictionary smelly permavirgin faggot
Bentley Cook
the sound of me sitting on the floor of my shower in the fetal position for a half hour
Carson Long
t. hates black coffee and dark liquor but drinks both anyway to posture
Jaxon Reed
Imagine being this insecure
Anthony Myers
But how can it lubricate his penis when its underwater?
>inb4 bathcel
Wouldn't the shampoo diffuse in the water?
John Thomas
Shampoo burns your fucking dick wtf
Justin Kelly
I don't know about you, but my bathtub is shallow enough (or my penis is long enough) to elongate out of the water to the surface, where I can easily lubricate my penis there.
Anyway, here's a great song to listen to in general! It is very melodic!
youtu.be
Charles Phillips
Is your dick 2 feet long or is your bathtub 1 foot deep?
Ayden Nguyen
dam'n shes hot,,,,
Xavier Adams
this
Dylan Allen
yea'h,,,,
Ryder Jenkins
Dylan Collins
I take herbal baths once a week. It's good for your hair and skin and good for muscle recovery from working out. Soaking in the hot water aids in blood circulation and cleanses the body of built up toxins. If you think this is a bad thing you are neither self-respecting nor a man.
Jayden Cruz
Organic. Coconut. Oil.
Andrew Parker
based
Hudson Walker
saved
William Sullivan
bumpf
Robert Bell
>insinuates
You mean ‘implies’ fucknut. If you are going to be a pedant make sure you know the meaning of the words you are choosing yourself.
Daniel Rodriguez
this
also I just came out of the tub and listened to pic related
Andrew Cook
I don’t know how this album cover manages to make me feel nauseous yet slightly horny at the same time.
Zachary Bennett
Anything C O M F Y
>youtube.com
Christopher Green
Are you fucking retarded? It's possible to cum without masturbating, you incel faggot.
William Adams
one of my vaporfaves
Easton Rodriguez
I pay $2500 a month to live in a cuck shed on the SF Peninsula. I pay for a full bathtub, I use the bathtub. Not about to light money on fire while cleaning myself standing up like a peasant.
Jaxon Cox
Wrong. Insinuates is also the correct word to use, as it is a synonym to "imply." In the original post, the phrase "cumming underwater" was an indirect suggestion to masturbation, inserted into the context of bathing. You're merely just erasing the constellations on my Starry Night in order to sabotage my infallible logic.