One day, your all time favorite movie is erased from history. Fortunately, you have the resources to remake it...

One day, your all time favorite movie is erased from history. Fortunately, you have the resources to remake it. Cast it and change one thing from the original cut.
>Ripley
Kristen Stewart
>Dallas
Tom Cruise
>Kane
Timothy Olyphant
>Ash
Gwendolin Christie
>Brent
Carlos Peña
>Parker
Idris Elba
>Lambert
Ellen Page

I'd change it so as the Alien's main goal, is to mate with a female. That explains why it's so hostile to the men, and why Ripley makes it to the end. The scene with Lambert is changed so that she kills herself in the middle of the Alien raping her.

>Ripley

Hilary Swank

Ripley is Emily Blunt

Both of you kys immediately

Assuming in people's minds, my remake would be original to them...
Predator
>Dutch
John Cena
>Dillon
Dwayne Johnson
>Blain
Brock Lesnar (With Beard)
>Mac
Ice Cube
>Hawkins
Channing Tatum
>Pancho
Jay Hernandez
>Billy
Norman Reedus
>Anna
Victoria Justice

Jurassic Park

We'll use CGI instead of practical effects.

I will do my best to erase Predator from existence so this can happen.

For me it would be Alien but Ripley would wake up and be at the end of the movie completely nude with a big thick 70s bush.

>Casting John Cena as Dutch
How the fuck is the final battle gonna make happen if they can't see each other?

>Gwendoline Christie
Looks fine besides that

is it autism that makes me want to hit you after reading your choices?

>deckard
casey affleck or ryan gosling

>rachael
rooney mara, laia costa or mary elizabeth winstead

>roy batty
michael fassbender or christian bale

>gaff
gary oldman

>pris
lea seydoux or olga kurylenko

>zhora
jessica biel or emily blunt

>leon
idris elba or john cena

>tyrell
william fichtner or michael douglas

>bryant
john goodman

>j.f sebastien
gary buscemi


i dump the narration, the opening text crawl, the unicorn sequence, and the countryside ending

fuck the audience

>casey affleck or ryan gosling

1st, Gosling is already in the sequel they're making.

2nd, Casey Afleck is a little bitch who can't act, he only gets work because of his brother.

>Be CenaDutch
>Covered in mud
>Predator walks right past him
>Cena just has to do it
>YOU CAN"T SEE ME!!!!
>Promptly gets shot
>Predator wins
>Huge praise for not being a complete 1on1 remake and shocking the viewers with the different ending.
>Arnold shown watching the movie in the cinema and laughing.

The only reason these guys are popular is studios desperately trying to find a new Arnold Schwarzenegger and not having them live up to it.

This is fucking terrible

Someone hasn't seen Manchester by the Sea

How can a movie be "erased from history"? By what mechanism?

Andy Serkis as Jonesy

Fucking kek

Autists gotta "aut"?

Who in the fuck would change anything about one of their favorite movies?!

Shit fucking topic

Remaking alien is a terrible idea. No matter who's involved, it would be a piece of shit compared to the original

>>Ripley
>Sigourney Weaver
>>Dallas
>Tom Skerrit
>>Kane
>John Hurt
>>Ash
>Ian Holm
>>Brett
>Harry Stanton
>>Parker
>Yaphet Kotto
>>Lambert
>Veronica Cartwright

they're all still alive, so why not?

I'll add a resolution to the Bonus Situation

"This"! For fucks sake.
Shit fucking topic

/bread

>Kurtz
Anthony Hopkins
>Willard
Oscar Isaacs
>Kilgore
Daniel Day Lewis
>Chef
Casey Affleck
>Phillips
Chadwick Bosman
>Photojournalist
Matthew Mcconahey

and someone is obviously a fucking retard.

OP here. Are y'all fucking retarded or did I not explain myself well? This is a hypothetical scenerio we're your favorite movie NEVER existed and all it's influenced is also gone. Your "remake" would be like introducing the movie to the world for the first time.

You're fucking retarded for explaining it terribly. Go back and read what your fat fingers typed.

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