>Europe 2020
>Sitting outside my bloc on the western border with germonies
>I am squatting, drinking vodka with pickles juices and eating pierogies
>Suddenly I see bunch of western guys running from the border towards me
>Breaze, breaze u ned help us Polant - said the french dude
>I respond: ok gaiz just lemme finish up on dat gorzka żołądkowa
>I dress up in my traditional hussar white and red jumpsuit along with brassknuckles
>See a bunch of savages with towels on their heads and screaming some gibberish at me
>Callin up on my friend Ivan from Kaliningrad
>He picks up the phone and says: "Okay komrade, wez been at you wit slavboys at 10 minutes
>Suddenly I hear loud KURVAAAAAAAAAA behind me
>I see my southern friend Andrej along with my bratanek Béla
>Ivan, Béla and Andrej land on a katyusha rocket beside me, thankfully to the Chrystus it didnt blow up
>We scream together KURWAAAAAA at savages and Deus Vult ensues.
It really makes you think
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>Saying Germans and Frogs from Muslims.
Why would you do this? They totally deserve it.
*Saving
It's not about helping them
We just simply hate shitskins
>Ivan, Béla and Andrej land on a katyusha rocket beside me, thankfully to the Chrystus it didnt blow up
I chuckled, well done lad. 8/8
Exactly.
Great story.
>Poland saving Europe
haha ok
>squatting
Only russians squat and they don't even slav, kill yourself
You were liberated by canadians you dutch degenerate.
>liberated
Slavs will not save you, we will just battle our way through, frytko. We, Canadians and other nations fought our way through your country in Market Garden operation, and still in XXI century you are cuckaroos. I mean, your fucking resistance showed up after we freed the cities.
You've never been in Praga Północ then you fucking yippie.
you're still not going to ''save'' Europe. keep dreaming
We will see, frytka. We will kurwa see.
>battle of viena
if the West falls, spread your ass cheeks because Russia is not that far
Everyone knows all the quality Dutch became Afrikaners. You're no good for nothing.
>t. muh NEXIT next
Let me tell you a story Kanker-kun:
>6 european countries' leaders met up lately in Krautland
>they were discussing possibilities of making even closer connections between them
>Germany, France, Belgium....
Shit i forgot the rest. Would you mind to remind me what were the other 3?
>biggest meme event in history
There is no need to educate kanker-kuns, they are still salty about losing colonies to shitskins.
West already fallen, Slavic Brothers are only counting days till the wpierdol will commence.
So?
We will drink together and watch you get raped by mudslims, laughing.
Without EU there is no point in invading Poland, or any other european country around us, since it harmless to us.
>Saying that literally saving west from roaches is a meme.
and Poland is once again going to get the short end of the stick, like always
What is Lepanto? anyways what really defeated the Ottomans was military technology emerging when your ''commonwealth'' meme was already dead. Poland right now is on life support from EU (germany) and once that's gone it's no more freebies for you, no more Silesia no more EU monies :^)
In 1920 we were harmless to you too Ivan brother, but we still kicked your ass. EU is paper union, and the NATO is laughable because of the Turk presence there, I was laughing my ass off when I heard that Turk wanted to join in EUROPEAN union.
What does this say in English?
Tell me, do you honestly think any country can save Europe other than Poland/Hungary? Britain has shown promise lately but certainly you never will.
I think you've had too much of the Trudeau Tree.
You're starting to act like an ignorant faggot.
>Saying that Lepanto did anything
Venice and Spain were bantering about heaps of meat of the roach while the roach was still living, and shortly after it began to get in strength. Battle of Vienna pulled them back again, but ofcourse the Holy League proved worthless once again.
>Technology argument
We beaten back swedes at sheer shock hussar force while being outnumbered, same goes for ruscy or vlachs or rumunian forces. Even fucking mercenaries refused to fight when they heard about hussars. And what you've achieved? Beating up some ooga-booga with powder, then losing the colonies to UK? Laughable.
Bah, that was just minor conflict.
Like a two drunk slavs fighting inside a bar called "Ukraine" and around it, just like we did a bunch of times throughout history.
Nothing to be mad about.
>still kicked your ass
>secede west ukraine to Poland
>liberate them in 1939
>MUH HOLODOMOR 1933 NEVER FORGET
Why did you starve them, Poland?
Yeah, but commies in Berlin were ready to say hi to krasnaya armia with open arms if you would arrive.
Well, I thought you would bring over pow camps argument but I see you chose the another one.
oh i don't know the biggest fleet in Europe during the 17th century? Constantly fighting either the UK, Spain or France. What was your fleet like, nevermind i know it was shit.
Also you're implying Poland save Europe from the Osmans while without Habsburg help Poland would have been beaten by the Osmans because simply they were superior militarily speaking, like i said that only changed when Europe (=not Poland) began modernizing their armies.
The fact that the Netherlands survived the 19th century and Poland didn't only proves my point. Your gay hussars couldn't defeat the Russians and Prussians kek
The western part is most vocal about hunger though. It's your fault obviously.
This
Why let the shitskins get stronger?
Oh I know you are baiting now, but either way I'll get on it just so that the uneducated ones would say that you won.
>Biggest fleet
Still shat on by everyone and nobody except netherlands remembers it.
>Fleet
Nigga, our fleet was mostly mercenaries, and we had only occassion to use it against teutonic "knights".
Habsburg forces were mostly centred in vienna, defending it and the reiters didn't do much but yes they participated in charge.
First infantry along with cannons cleared the path for cavalry, then king Jan I Sobieski ordered hetman Jabłonowski to charge with his chorągiew and soon about 20.000 cavalry (leading with hussars, and our king also charged with his personal guard) and the ottoman forces wavered, breaking away.
The battle lasted 12 hours, from which 11,5 hours were a cannon fire, then half the hour the battle. We wiped them clean, and the Poles saved the west. You won't bring that down from us, filthy kanker hund and moderinisation of armies didn't prove shit.
The Commonwealth didn't survive because of the internal struggle (with help from the outside, traitors and all that stuff), and our army was modernised - even during the occupation. Kosciuszko uprising is a proof, when the young officers from school died off to fight for independence. Meanwhile your country was engaged in debauchery, and getting their money off shitskins. You deserve it. You deserve what will happen to you, and I will smile when your west will burn.
>Still shat on by everyone
give source, i know you can't. i understand that Poland needs to invent their history because your country is so shit but please stay away from internation boards
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD :DDDD
Just look at your country. Armless, defenseless, even your minister of health and minister of the defence makes me point the finger and laugh at. Your country is famous for weed and old whores in red lantern district, oh and tulips. No chance of your country unifying, you are too knee deep in petty things and liberal cuckistan is too dug in your pig heads.
by the time of second siege of vienna ottoman empire was already in a decline, which started almost a half a century ago
and I love how poles ignore ottoman-polish alliance post vienna whenver it suits them. Poland (or whatever that partition was named) and Ottoman empire were allies for centuries but better ignore post 1650
defenders of europe against turks my ass, Russia alone deserves that reputation the same country you befriended ottomans against
still no source. how is your gdp, is it still low? are you poor because you're stupid or are all the good polish workers in the West?
>no romanian to impale the savages and post them along the border
> no gyppo slave to carry palinka, vodka and tuica for us in the middle of the battle
> no serbian to genocide entire moslem villages
> no bulgarian to eat pickles and cush turbaned heads
Pole, I am dissapointed
I wasn't a alliance. It was truce until 1699, and both commonwealth and cossacks despised turks and tatars. The only thing close to a "alliance" was deployment of crimean tatars at wars. Though, I need to agree that during occupation and not being on the map - some of our people including Czartoryski dynasty came to Turk, fought your wars against russia. I don't like it, but I won't deny it happened, it were troubled times for my people.
Look it up yourself, fag. You weren't industrialised until 19 century and you bitch about modernisation. Our Slask and Poznań were more modernised under prussian occupation than you were. If not for dynasty debauchery and cock gobbling on monarchy you would be long time ago divided by either UK, or Germany. Spain came close to having your lands proper way, but they didn't have the balls as the guerilla hiding in the bushes type of dudes they are.
Andrej symbolised most southern states as it's well known to be used in many Slavic countries, along with Poland using it as Andrzej. But yeah, I could lenghten it up, Rumun.
the industrial revolution only really started in the 19th century, but i don't expect from a polack to know this because your country probably only industrialised 20 years ago or something.
>under Prussian occupation
kek
I had no idea. Really makes you think. Are Poles honorary roaches?
...until the end of the 19 century. I was so hasty because I am leaving my house soon and probably the thread will die off, you kanker hund.
Some Poles founded a small city near Constantinople, obviously it was Czartoryski dynasty. But after some shit stirring up it was renamed and there is a cementery and church there, along with polish szlachta type of buildings left along with a sculpture of Czartoryski's head and i think there is a commemorative plaque there aswell, not sure.
>no accordion from Serbia's direction
Why no proper remove kebab music?
To sum it up - we were at 99% times at war with you, turcy, but after losing independence some of Poles surviving the first uprisings came to roachland, started to fight in wars against ruscy, and then that's it. I am interested on your state on european union though, turek. I am really interested if you are actually interested in this, as obviously being the member of the nation who came from the east under Seljuks, conquering the fading Romans.
>they
you have to go back abdul
what are the polish gun laws like?
This discussion is so pathetic
Dutch trying to offense Poland
Pole trying to offense Netherlands
What's the point of it?
Same as in other eu countries
So actually no guns
You can get black powder weapons (revolvers, etc) without any problems, but either than that we are not allowed without any permissions. But if you get hunting lincence though.. Anyway's in next elections there will be a Korwin party in the sejm, and maybe we will do something about, since they want guns to be free usa style.
I am just kicking a dead body, they made themselves a joke when they lost to ooga booga.
It's called banter.
6/10 made me read to the end