/ausnz/

Fuck Canada edition

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how are we all lads

juicy kiwis

weet-bix

Kinda tired if I'll be honest, getting pretty late.

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>this is the peak of Australian creativity and initiation
>i-its not a normal sandwich, look we only used one piece of bread it's a unique invention

canada only got 2 replies, good job lads

business idea: wetabix

Fucking cold tonight.
Just remembered I had to take my meds after a fap but got stuck posting now I'm going to die.

Oi, don't be a Maori

well it's pretty nice when you just drop down to bunnings and there are some juicy sausages awaiting you

Hey it's simple but it's good, so BACK OFF

So looked a bit more through trade.co.nz

7.9% fee for selling + fee for receiving money...

where do you think big strong maoris get their protein from

rip

Can I have your computer when you die?

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I always assumed it was from buying steak using welfare

Having a cheeky 1am weetbix lads

What a complete and utter madman!

i've got to be up in 5 hours
legit fucked

'I shall not die, but live, and declare the works of the LORD.'

huh, I was under the impression all aussie posters were neets

Phwoar dont know what those brits are on about

Why aren't you asleep then?

I pick from the trash on a regular basis for clothing, food, electronics etc

Most are faggots that go to Uni to get the dole.
Not me though, true neet three years now.

doesn't surprise me

how come your photo isn't IMG_xxxx.jpg?

dunno, it's android

Isn't that just a student loan?
It's not the dole if it's not free

I once saw like 20 full bags of hot-dog buns in a dumpster. Was tempted to take them, but then I remembered what hot-dog buns taste like and also that they were in a dumpster.

Hotdog buns are literally the cheapest thing in existence, why would you even consider taking it out of the trash.

they have to lock the bins here in case some idiot eats some gone off food and dies or whatever

still screeching at that canadian new
what was he bloody thinking?

I dunno since I don't go.
Hex debt and dole are seperate, you can theoretically use the dole to pay the debt but you don't have to.

need an aboriginal gf lads

>the canadian brain

No fucking respect, that's what it is

it was a good edition

no you don't

Yes, hello

and if you've any bread left over simply butter it and cover with sprinkles - proper Aussie grub in seconds

test

nothing wrong with that mate, plenty of good shit gets thrown out

hey me too

>did my degree in a language that isn't mandarin

JUST

android innit

tastes nice innit stop hating

What did you learn?

Go ahead, give em some glue to sniff and they'll flock to ya

watching The Searchers on channel 5 because it's meant to be one of the greatest films ever made

it's boring as shit

what the fuck was that bump? like 10 posts in 20 seconds

yes hello please stay you are welcome here

i can tell this is britain because of the shitty grey sky every single day

me and the bull

lads I just realized we haven't had a thread theme yet
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I'm stingy and get cheap thrills from raiding dumpsters. That's where I got my current computer actually.

i linked it in brit maybe it was that lol

actually I think most aren't, there is generally a noticeable increase in posts after everyone is done with their day. I notice this because I'm a neet (hopefully not permanently) who posts at all hours.

Mandarin, and any other Chinese language, is God awful.
And learning a language to be a better wage-slave is utterly sad.

its a picture of Brussels actually

oh

Oh fuck sakes, I don't want your pommie cunts raiding my thread

oh shit this isnt brit
mad

sorry lads, ill be off now
sorry to disturb innit

Thank you! How are you today, chap?

yea only a couple posted though

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Why is /ausnz/ so comfy? I think it's because it has the perfect speed, not too fast like /brit/, but not too slow like /balt/

any of you lads got any kids?

Do it again bomber harris!

holy fuck thought this was brit too lmao

fuck off literal grandad

fuck off bongs

do it again Bomber Harris

bl m8

this is /brit/ now

australia is british clay

It's almost 2 am

I hope you realize you're next in line for the chamber

blind

*creates a british federation*
oops haha

Is Canada northern Australia or is Australia southern Canada?

why arent you lads sleeping anyway

wind your fucking neck in

damn

australia is western new zealand

Trademe & eBay = too expensive
gumtree = ok

Where else can i go? not chinese so not using their knock-off WhatsApp clone

I think I might nod off soon it's almost 4am

yea but added qualifications means less hours and higher salary (generally), it makes you less of a wageslave really

freecycle

And can you tell me, doctor, why I still can't get to sleep?
And night time's just a jungle dark and a barking M.16?
And what's this rash that comes and goes, can you tell me what it means?
God help me - I was only nineteen

join us brother

Is /ausnz/ really just going to end up being a second /brit/?
God help us all

It makes you a more efficient wage-slave, yes. But Mandarin is just sucha God awful language, I wouldn't learn it if you fucking paid me.

I don't know what you need though, flipping burgers gets you 15 dollaridoos an hour. That's plently to buy smokes.

*tucks you in*

probably not it's just the middle of the day here and middle of the night there

I know a Vietnam veteran. He's got no ligaments in his knees and there's still 13 pieces of shrapnel working their way out of his left leg.

aliexpress

1:30AM for me, most of us are already sleeping, ill go soon

How was yesterday then?

>flipping burgers gets you 15 dollaridoos an hour
See how long that lasts when chink levels start to rise

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Through '66 and 7
They fought the Congo War
With their fingers on their triggers
Knee-deep in gore
The days and nights they battled
The Bantu to their Knees
They killed to earn their living
And to help out the Congolese