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>Season standings: 1. Lewis Hamilton 306 points 2. Sebastian Vettel 247 points 3. Valtteri Bottas 234 points 4. Daniel Ricciardo 192 points 5. Kimi Räikkönen 148 points
>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium: 131
>News Official F1 twitter admits to browsing reddit
Now F1 has sided with reddit should we move onto the FE?
Logan Jones
AMX
Luis Moore
FKino is still PURE
Cameron Davis
Mr. Safety Car is ready, thread may start
Ryan Price
THESE COMICS ARE SO DAMN ADORABLE.
Aaron Miller
>Do you rate me now, user?
Juan Bennett
I've been studying the early years of F1 by reading race reports, following the results and actually watching some old races I can find, and I can safely say that:
1950s 1. Juan Manuel Fangio 2. Alberto Ascari 3. Striling Moss 4. Tony Brooks 5. Nino Farina 6. Mike Hawthorn 7. Jose Froilan Gonzalez 8. Luigi Fagiolli 9. Maurice Trintignant 10. Luigi Villoresi
Others: Peter Collins, Piero Taruffi, Karl Kling, Herrmann Lang.
1960s 1. Jim Clark 2. Jackie Stewart 3. Jack Brabham 4. Graham Hill 5. John Surtees 6. Jochen Rindt 7. Denny Hulme 8. Bruce McLaren 9. Dan Gurney 10. Jacky Ickx
Others: Lorenzo Bandini, Phil Hill, Giancarlo Baghetti, Innes Ireland, Richie Ginther, Wolfgang von Trips.
Matthew Diaz
lol absolutely not
Slightly above Jaques, but below Jenson
Cameron Anderson
above hamilton obviously extra points for not being a complete faggot extra points for being cute
Isaac Allen
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1. :)
Noah Reed
jenson should be rated high because of canada 2011, jenson is responsible for the GOAT race
Brayden Clark
missed you senpai, where you been?
Oliver Brooks
Gimi-Fag Reporting in
Jaxon Hall
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Austin Jackson
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Gavin Price
eh I just got bored with the pasta. not the orignal dorftrottel reminder anyway, I took over some 3 years ago when he left. pretty sure there are other germans who post it from time to time as well
Elijah Price
FE, Supercars and Indy next year 2bh. Leave F thong alone for a bit.
Henry Hughes
>Goat >Needs 4 safety cars
Ethan Powell
>needs
jenson didnt NEED anything because his performance was RE LENT LESS, he would have won regardless, it's not jensons fault other drivers kept crashing
I VOTED FOR THE WRONG THING ON THE WAGLAD POLL I WANTED TO VOTE FOR FINISHING THE DOUJIN
Nolan Cruz
...
Levi Jones
>Any German poster could be that gay furry from the last thread Treat them all with suspicion desu lads
Landon Wood
Too late. According to the /f1/ community I am in fact a fag.
Time to re-brand myself as HABSguy
Carter Hughes
Wouldn't FAGlad be more productive I mean it's just a single letter change then. Assuming you have any business cards out there the editing you can save with this change isn't major. Just think about it ok
Noah Hughes
I mean if you dedicate your skills into finding proof drivers are twinks you can probably get rich selling the proof to tabloids.
Blake Martin
Fucking genius
Matthew Cox
Good job, Mr. Safety Car.
Isaiah Lopez
kino
Dylan Brooks
Charlie don't care
Lincoln Johnson
>next race is in 5 weeks
Landon Long
Yes No Maybe I don't know Can you repeat the question You're not the boss of me now (Doo doo doo doo) You're not the boss of me now (Doo doo doo doo) You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big You're not the boss of me now (Doo doo doo doo) You're not the boss of me now (Doo doo doo doo) You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big (Ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta) (Psshhhh) Life is unfaaaaiiiiiirrrrrrrrr
Haven't fapped so hard since Pinkham sipping from the cum mug
Levi Myers
Can you please go and be a fucking degenerate somewhere else
Kevin Hughes
Don't appreciate the rudeness you absolute immigrant
Justin Miller
I just checked. Next event will start in roughly 3 months. By the time the event ends it will have been 19 whole months (with some change). Not a great move but it is the way of the future
Hunter Bennett
how many full days is that?
Grayson Roberts
409
Jack Martinez
Wag lad I have some questions:
How old are you?
What do you do for a living?
Are you a virgin?
Any traumatic experiences in your life?
Why do you post the wags?
How did you get into formula 1?
How long have you been on /f1/?
Favourite drivers?
Oliver Ramirez
This isn't fucking reddit. This is an user board. Don't create an internet celebrity dont create a tripfag
John Carter
I don't mind answering, most of the answers are pretty boring. I'm never gonna tripfag mainly because I don't know how to.
Bentley Gray
On a scale from 1-10, how autistic are you?
William Rogers
1 and you?
Easton Ross
Heres your (You)
Owen Brooks
its already too late m8
Aaron Gomez
You two & a goat are trapped in a room together (Bahama's poster is watching from a window in the other side of the room) Which of the 3 of you inside the room will survive?
Adrian Perry
user I have some questions:
How old are you?
What do you do for a living?
Are you a virgin?
Any traumatic experiences in your life?
Why do you post the wags?
How did you get into formula 1?
How long have you been on /f1/?
Favourite drivers?
Angel Gutierrez
put a # followed by 10 random characters in your name field, or you can use a tripcode generator if you want your trip to be something specific (eg Bahamas has "MyTime" in his)
Luke Kelly
>Ricky Poster >waglad >contrarian Australian >Hamilton Bong >Three paragraph poster >The Australian that doxxed Daryl >Sup Forums german >several Sophia fags
Nice Anonymous board you got there.
Joshua Watson
22
Consultant
Pretty much yes. We were quite young at the time and so didn't really understand sex which we had found from a sex-ed book which I still have. She did wank me off though later although it was next to a chicken coop hidden in a wood.
Not really. I bashed my head when I was young and lost a lot of my memory and talked funny for a month.
It started out as just trying to clear up confusion. Whenever a WAG popped up on screen there would be loads of "Who QT?" and people wouldn't know. So I realised if I saved a few and remembered them I could post them when they popped up. At this point most people know them (FOM also gives them labels now) so I don't have to explain anything. Honestly at this point I'm just having a bit of fun.
I watched when It was on TV and played games. One of the first races I have a solidish memory of was the 04 or 05 Monaco GP but as I said some of my memory is fucked.
2010/11 but I didn't start the WAG stuff till 2012. Also I didn't post in race threads for the majority of 2010/11 as I would watch it on TV with my little brother or my dad and then talk about it afterwards.
I don't really have a favourite anymore more just drivers I don't like. I don't like Hamilton, don't like Max much and I kinda don't like Vettel too much.
3 of those people are the same person.
Jackson Torres
Dont forget me, I won the WDC
Carter Ross
Jesus, Rosberg has aged badly
Gavin Lopez
8/26 people is everyone knowing everyone
Levi Perez
>3 of those people are the same person. One of them is multiple people
Kevin Brooks
Just to prove I'm not bullshitting on the Sex-ed book.
God If I get banned for this...
Eli Miller
Mr Safety Car what exactly do you do here?
Julian Evans
We have to wait for Charlie to deploy it
David Carter
Are we sure WAGlad hasn't paid charlie off?
I mean if this thread was an F1 race Jules would already be 6 feet under in Italy.
Brody Bell
*Nice
Luke Collins
Reminder that Ayrton Senna and Gilles Villeneuve were overrated shits.
Andrew Diaz
Truly RELENTLESS opinion my friend
Dominic Foster
>yfw people will be posting the signapore crash for YEARS to trigger vettelfags like Malaysian fires trigger Hamilton fans
Joseph Foster
You could say they'll be posting it... relentlessly
Zachary Gomez
fug
Jayden Ortiz
...
Juan Davis
This.
Ayden Bennett
sorry we arent thin skinned niggers like hamilton fans who whine because they desperately need to prove their driver isnt a complete sham who got into f1 only because of pr
Elijah Murphy
...
Elijah Edwards
...
Luis James
Do they genuinely want him to drive, or are they sniping at him because he said IndyCar drivers were shit?
Michael Bell
I don’t think there’s I’ll intent there. Indycar has a lot more PR and status to gain by him actually trying it someday.
It won’t happen though.
Jacob Cook
I really want him to go there and get Tony Renna'd, not even kidding.
William Morris
Slept through Japan, did anything of relevance happen?
Grayson Turner
I want to see his shit get pushed in maybe vetlel too they aren't even close to Alonso.
Ayden Young
He's a pussy he won't do it. Alonso wouldn't really have had the same chance if Bourdais didn't get fucked also honda
Bentley Rogers
>Roy Salvadori survived the second crash and managed to drive F1 cars for 10 more years
You're a 22yo virgin and your traumatic experience is ''hitting your head and talking funny''
lmao I don't believe that for a second. Also talking funny for a month sounds really implausible medically.
Cmon, wagsperg, if you're going to keep blogposting at least tell us the truth. You know there is a lot a fucked up shit going in your head. We are all friends here, don't worrry.
Jackson Cook
Reminder Lewis is a shit driver and will never win Le Mans.
Lucas Williams
He is a good driver but it is likely won't win a triple crown
Brody Robinson
He is actually pretty decent ot he wouldn't be there but I almost wish they would run spec engines so many drivers would be exposed.
John Perry
A lot of hurt bums in this thread
Jace Price
t. will never win le mans
Camden Thomas
Some of the words I couldn't say were apparently yellow, car park and potato. I would get the order or syllables mixed up but I couldn't tell I was saying it wrong.
I fell at a roundabout in a playground which my dad was spinning me on. It was badly designed, like the one I added in this picture but without the extra inner circle to act as a seat. I was on the outer bar which was damp and I fell backwards and smacked the back of my head right onto the concrete. You can still see the area in the park where it used to be before they removed it.
There was someone, possibly a community support officer, at the park wearing a hi-vis jacket. I assume she made a complaint and it was removed.
I remember that I couldn't move or speak but I could see, that my dad picked up my limp body and laid me across the back seat in the car with me resting my head on my mums lap. After that I got nothing, I assume that they put me in bed and I woke up.
Nothing traumatic happened in my life I'm afraid Brazil. Or at least if it did it was so traumatic I repressed it.
Luke Smith
Not at all.
Noah Harris
Literally not a single one of those details made me believe in you more. The opposite actually, it looks like you are trying to bend a narrative in your favor.
And those still sound like made up symptoms.
But whatever, I guess we just have to believe that you're a a normal kid who simply chose not to have sex.
Evan Barnes
It all makes sense now...
Carter Russell
>building the lie on a bed of truth >going into excessive detail m8 do you even into lying?
Eli Richardson
I went to an all boys grammar school and didn't go to Uni. There was one single cross over disco with the sister school during my entire time there. I did go, I didn't dance. I had my own computer at home and used stuff like limewire and blubster. I found a lot of porn and still fondly remember the first Monzetsu doujin I discovered when I was a young teenager. It was this one: exhentai.org/s/2683096d3b/7234-98
It's doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to figure out why I might not have had sex and why my view of female anatomy could potentially be quite fucked.
The girl who wanked me off was my primary school GF who I stayed in contact for a few years after primary school. Is there a reason you find this so unbelievable?
