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Good news day.

Miss the old BBC News music.

>gastropub

ever billed up a j in the wind and rain though
or in a dark and moving car

is 'Almond' pronounced

ah-mond

or

all-mond

Hate my life and myself

unironically a pack a day Marlboro red smoker lads, have been since I was 16 or so

apparently they fucking stink aha

bought a house for cheap on the flood plains and then the bloody thing flooded

the tories must pay for this betrayal

got a bad case of gastropub and shat out a mountain

it worked didn't it?
sometimes you gotta turn that invisible hand into a fist

fuck off enjoy paying a million quid for arsenic and salt peter you mong.
nah, but both my parents did smoke rollies. i had to hide it from them when i was young, i did learn watching them though, and did nick bacci off them a few times. remember the first few i made with my mates were a fucking joke haha

luckies are worse

>there are still people unwilling to admit that Trump is a short tempered, loudmouthed idiot who doesn't actually know what the fuck he's doing
I get it, you voted against Shillary and the establischment, doesn't mean you need to desperately defend this orange clown until the end of times.

*laughs from my palace in Tsnunami Alley*

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>did my degree in a language that isn't mandarin

JUSTT

*fuses with you*

give them a break, 'muh hillary' is all they have left

cuck

My house is 2m below sea level

Mundle.

>fuck off enjoy paying a million quid for arsenic and salt peter you mong.

oh yeah because rollies are so much healthier

it's smoking you fucking gaylord, there's nothing healthy about it

yeah I've always had similar ideas. make them work for their bennies if they aren't doing shit

despise them, tried a pack and it was like smoking the exhaust of an 80's Ford Transit

Chungwhas are pretty nice though

which one

>I smoke

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What are Swiss girls like?

My business plan is to marry a Swiss girl, move to Switzerland then survive WW3

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Aboriginal

Anything from the truck lads?

doing a japanese minor, kind of the same thing

>oh yeah because rollies are so much healthier
they unironically are mate, there's less than half the chemicals in rolling tobacco, and none as dangerous. it's the chemicals in straights used to keep them lit that are incredibly nasty, which is also what makes them stink. that and the tobacco is dehydrated. they are utterly foul and they absolutely stink up a 50M radius of wherever you smoke.

love putting my cock in a bucket and filling it up with ice cubes then getting a hairdryer and going full blast onto me ballsack

how the FUCK am I supposed to know

we'll take the lot

you stick regardless tar breath

just had a type 2, with bits of a type 1

(bristol stool chart references)

pulled pork sliders look good mate, ill have those

>they unironically are mate

heaven above

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makes me feel good after a long day, having a few cigs and reflecting about things

>Chungwhas
tell me more

Rollies take huge long drags just to get anything out of, you have to re-light them every 2 minutes and overall they're just shit

genuinely dont fancy any of that

How about your fuck off and find someone that does

business idea: remove the chemicals from tobacco

>2017
>smoking

Might apply for a firearms certificate lads. Surprised by the kinds of guns we can own i thought smei-autos were banned entirely

>when you arrive at the pub and the only seat left is the bristol stool

lefty yank chebs

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Why is the political leadership in this country so incompetent? Why do they despise their own people?

>gif
fuck off

you are outing yourself as an amateur roller

>John Smith was the greatest prime minister we never ha-

I put cat shit in mine so I smell more

found your mum floating above Zurich Central Station ahaha

need a big fat gf with big fat chebs
roooooooooooooo

not to mention if you don't put enough in you need an industrial extractor fan to get anything out of it

Al-mund

*pushes him over and watches as he rolls like a boulder into the pond*

bloompf is a fat fascist orange

might start speedrunning super mario 64 lads

Trump? More like Blamonge

heh

why are yanks so plump?

imagine being this invested in a fucking tv show

because if you're intelligent, talented and kind-hearted you wouldn't go into politics

me taking the picture from the bushes

first one.

really? i thought he was a kike loving retard

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bored.net

corn syrup
corn subsidies
corn lobbies
big corn
Korn

orange hitler is NOT my president

*dismantles your NHS*

rasheed

We are now into the post wage-day timezone.

i think they just know they're being filmed so they ham up their reactions

who is?

for me its ypres

That's also where the saying is from, ya know? Gave 'im the ol' bristol stool if ya know wha'a mean.

yeah thought about this

>tomorrow i will only just be leaving the office now.

do you ever forget that you're actually a massive cunt?

all i want to be is nice, but it's undeniable: i am a cunt. a lazy, venal, self-interested cunt. a man spared the pain of hatred only by his being too boring to remember, but perfectly willing to reciprocate the implied hate on others.

yeah no fuckin SHIT

blorgov danzig is not my president

but where would you get a gun?

drumpfsident drumpfnald j. drumpf

cooking a big batch of chicken noodle soup :3

any train lads in?

yeah
good post
really speaks to me

>Rollies take huge long drags just to get anything out of
you're rolling it too tight you spacker. it's not even hard.

>re-light them every 2 minutes
not if you actually smoke it. better than literally letting it sit burning away as if it was some fucking cancer incense stick

read up through this site before the 5th September lads

t. in the know

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

Yeah I'm the same. Feel like I have to force myself to feel bad about things I've done.

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a gun shop dummy xxx

Why haven't yanks invented train public transport

nah i'm genuinely a really affable bloke