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Good news day.
Miss the old BBC News music.
>gastropub
ever billed up a j in the wind and rain though
or in a dark and moving car
is 'Almond' pronounced
ah-mond
or
all-mond
Hate my life and myself
unironically a pack a day Marlboro red smoker lads, have been since I was 16 or so
apparently they fucking stink aha
bought a house for cheap on the flood plains and then the bloody thing flooded
the tories must pay for this betrayal
got a bad case of gastropub and shat out a mountain
it worked didn't it?
sometimes you gotta turn that invisible hand into a fist
fuck off enjoy paying a million quid for arsenic and salt peter you mong.
nah, but both my parents did smoke rollies. i had to hide it from them when i was young, i did learn watching them though, and did nick bacci off them a few times. remember the first few i made with my mates were a fucking joke haha
luckies are worse
>there are still people unwilling to admit that Trump is a short tempered, loudmouthed idiot who doesn't actually know what the fuck he's doing
I get it, you voted against Shillary and the establischment, doesn't mean you need to desperately defend this orange clown until the end of times.
*laughs from my palace in Tsnunami Alley*
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>did my degree in a language that isn't mandarin
JUSTT
*fuses with you*
give them a break, 'muh hillary' is all they have left
cuck
My house is 2m below sea level
Mundle.
>fuck off enjoy paying a million quid for arsenic and salt peter you mong.
oh yeah because rollies are so much healthier
it's smoking you fucking gaylord, there's nothing healthy about it
yeah I've always had similar ideas. make them work for their bennies if they aren't doing shit
despise them, tried a pack and it was like smoking the exhaust of an 80's Ford Transit
Chungwhas are pretty nice though
which one
>I smoke
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What are Swiss girls like?
My business plan is to marry a Swiss girl, move to Switzerland then survive WW3
Aboriginal
Anything from the truck lads?
doing a japanese minor, kind of the same thing
>oh yeah because rollies are so much healthier
they unironically are mate, there's less than half the chemicals in rolling tobacco, and none as dangerous. it's the chemicals in straights used to keep them lit that are incredibly nasty, which is also what makes them stink. that and the tobacco is dehydrated. they are utterly foul and they absolutely stink up a 50M radius of wherever you smoke.
love putting my cock in a bucket and filling it up with ice cubes then getting a hairdryer and going full blast onto me ballsack
how the FUCK am I supposed to know
we'll take the lot
you stick regardless tar breath
just had a type 2, with bits of a type 1
(bristol stool chart references)
pulled pork sliders look good mate, ill have those
>they unironically are mate
heaven above
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makes me feel good after a long day, having a few cigs and reflecting about things
>Chungwhas
tell me more
Rollies take huge long drags just to get anything out of, you have to re-light them every 2 minutes and overall they're just shit
genuinely dont fancy any of that
How about your fuck off and find someone that does
business idea: remove the chemicals from tobacco
>2017
>smoking
Might apply for a firearms certificate lads. Surprised by the kinds of guns we can own i thought smei-autos were banned entirely
>when you arrive at the pub and the only seat left is the bristol stool
lefty yank chebs
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Why is the political leadership in this country so incompetent? Why do they despise their own people?
>gif
fuck off
you are outing yourself as an amateur roller
>John Smith was the greatest prime minister we never ha-
I put cat shit in mine so I smell more
found your mum floating above Zurich Central Station ahaha
need a big fat gf with big fat chebs
roooooooooooooo
not to mention if you don't put enough in you need an industrial extractor fan to get anything out of it
Al-mund
*pushes him over and watches as he rolls like a boulder into the pond*
bloompf is a fat fascist orange
might start speedrunning super mario 64 lads
Trump? More like Blamonge
heh
why are yanks so plump?
imagine being this invested in a fucking tv show
because if you're intelligent, talented and kind-hearted you wouldn't go into politics
me taking the picture from the bushes
first one.
really? i thought he was a kike loving retard
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bored.net
corn syrup
corn subsidies
corn lobbies
big corn
Korn
orange hitler is NOT my president
*dismantles your NHS*
rasheed
We are now into the post wage-day timezone.
i think they just know they're being filmed so they ham up their reactions
who is?
for me its ypres
That's also where the saying is from, ya know? Gave 'im the ol' bristol stool if ya know wha'a mean.
yeah thought about this
>tomorrow i will only just be leaving the office now.
do you ever forget that you're actually a massive cunt?
all i want to be is nice, but it's undeniable: i am a cunt. a lazy, venal, self-interested cunt. a man spared the pain of hatred only by his being too boring to remember, but perfectly willing to reciprocate the implied hate on others.
yeah no fuckin SHIT
blorgov danzig is not my president
but where would you get a gun?
drumpfsident drumpfnald j. drumpf
cooking a big batch of chicken noodle soup :3
any train lads in?
yeah
good post
really speaks to me
>Rollies take huge long drags just to get anything out of
you're rolling it too tight you spacker. it's not even hard.
>re-light them every 2 minutes
not if you actually smoke it. better than literally letting it sit burning away as if it was some fucking cancer incense stick
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Yeah I'm the same. Feel like I have to force myself to feel bad about things I've done.
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a gun shop dummy xxx
Why haven't yanks invented train public transport
nah i'm genuinely a really affable bloke