Who was george, really?

Who was george, really?

Biff Loman

Some cuck

Duckman

Art Vandelay

Larry David self-insert

Donald O'Brien, leader of the Aryan Union

IT WAS TO BE THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!

george was actually an incredibly lucky man who never realized it

If he was a porno actor he'd be Buck Naked.

An architect.

a marine biologist

King of manlets

master of his own domain

...

excellent thread

Cartwright

The masketta man

I think it was explained best in the summer of george how george and jerry had opposite qualities and shortcomings, they really were yin and yang

>stocky and bald vs skinny and hair
>slow vs quick witted
>ego vs id

"I KNOW I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!"

Which is? What? Like dude, there's no standard of time for this. It's all about you getting it right, time is irrelevant unless you're taking years on a basic piece. Efficiency just comes with experience, so just it do it a lot.

>tfw read it and believe in the actual science in the book
How does it feel to know you're not gonna make it and I will?

20th century Arnold Rimmer, but bald and stocky instead of dead and wide nostrilled

I mean, obviously.

They are called 'clubbed thumbs' it's the most disgusting ever! No matter how beautiful the person is, they can't escape the clubbed thumb...

in the summer of george, jerry and george team up to date a woman

jerry cant handle her by himself, but with george's assistance it goes well

This fucker is going to come out as a faggot / tranny if he doesn't knock it out

Acting like a faggot is one of the leading causes of being a faggot.

He could be BISEXUAL. How did this occur to none of you?

I dated a guy like that, married with a kid, pretty fem if he felt safe. His wife knew he was a huge half-faggot, she was a fag hag, she loved it. She thought we were an adorable side couple and bragged to her fag hag friends about her husband having a boyfriend.

But the two of THEM were obnoxiously Twu Lurve. They're still together 15 years after he and I went our separate ways.

Seriously, though. It's a possibility he's a huge fag, AND he really loves his wife, AND he isn't all that closeted.

You'd know.

Those guys tend to be ones who force themselves into het marriages to please their parents.

I know one guy (funny enough also hispanic) where he denied being gay ever since high school. He too got married to try and legitimize it all but everyone always understood he wasn't het. Well the good news is they didn't have any kids, but they divorced and now he's on grindr.

Also, women are stupid they fall in love with literally anything. Women will date 2 tiers below them easily. When it comes to gays, they are more than willing to date 2 tiers below themselves all because 'he like totes gets me!!!!'

women do not like gays to date, that's a meme

I get way more attention from men than women

That guy has serious "gay face".

You really think so. I huge part of me really wants to believe that he is somehow actually straight, but the only thing that supports that is the fact that he has a wife and kids.

Why would any homosexual individual do something like that. I often wonder how she actually feels about him.

It happens man. Not as often as it used to now that homosexuality is more accepted.

But in Hispanic communities you are expected to be a good Catholic, get married and have kids.

There is more pressure on gay Hispanics to conform to their societal norms

Don't act surprised when he has a mid-life crisis, divorces his wife, abandons his kids, and runs off to do drag at the cabaret.

I used to work with a guy who did that...

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What the FUCK is even this thread????
How did we get on this topic??

This is a Costanza thread, gentlemen. Take the faggot accusations elsewhere, like Sup Forums.

The weird thing is it doesn't seem like he even tries to hide it. Excuse me for saying this but he acts like a "full-blown obnoxious faggot." He could easily tone down a lot of the shit he does. None of the women in our department behave as feminine as he does.

It sucks that I have feelings for him though. No one would tell that I'm gay because of how I carry myself, which is weird. It's like we're polar opposites in that regard.

Jinx

Did he have any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning, Sup Forums?

He liked a tall glass of Bosco.

>short, fat, WHITE male
>nice guy, but acts extraordinarily feminine
>high-end flamboyant accent
>does high-end flamboyant limp wrist hand gestures every time he talks
>talks about how much estrogen he has
>listens to beyonce
>wears female lotion
>obsessed with the way he dresses (okay so that shouldn't count)
>goes around skipping and singing disney songs
I know I shouldn't generalize straight people like that, but it really bamboozles the ol' noggin. It's hard to believe

Food, sex, and TV. At the same time.

Was Geoge a yearner?

What the fuck are you on about??

>white
hol up fampai

he jewish

closet tran

Are we talking about George here? He didn't listen to Beyonce, sing Disney songs, talk about estrogen. And George isn't Jewish.

art vandelay
caligula

>18 posters
>49 replies

it's one guy having a meltdown talking shit. blame the ice epidemic.

a short, stocky, slow witted bald man

That is funny to be honest because many gay men are trying their hardest to be the most manly, ruggest men they can be just like straight men have been doing since the beginning of life because their muscularity is so appealing to most of us. Now the modern straight men bascially just undo everything they have worked so hard to maintain their macho gay images just to be metrosexual pretty straight boys. LOL This can’t be real but if so, then life is funny. :)

lost

What the FUCK is happening in here you cunts

wo.,mens pop out baabys like wild dogs in heat men needs love sex blow jobs not mom sex

best answer so far

You don't wanna know

So done with this site. SHITTY KEK AND DUBS TREADS, a bizarre fixation on LAMO SHIGGY DIGGY GUY, uncomfortable fantasies about straight guys, overblown indignant attacks on everyone from Russell Tovey to Hillary Clinton… It’s just a mess!

it's a numale

educate yourself

thats not a numale, thats a faggot. numales are mainly weak nerds who are straight (for the most part)

this. george is like the proto Sup Forums poster, not a nu male. nu male would be jerry, if anyone. afraid of germs, has all these weird quirks, annoyed by little things in women that wouldn't phase anyone else.

some loser that was pretty good at frogger

>Sienfield
>not jewish
What reality are you living in goy?

go back to blacked.com cuckold

yeah, Jerry's character was a consummate normie

your fedora
is all pressed and clean sir

>

wtf is going on

i have been trying for 5 years but i cant over my crush on my this guy

i don't like girls. i don't like guys. im completely asexual except for this infatuation with him.

kill me

some kind of glitch??

/ourguy/

6 years and 2 relationships later and I still can't get over my obsession with Ryan Gosling....
It never gets better.
i know your feel bro

George.
Apparently you can't read. Or maybe you think they're all Jewish on the show.

probably some retarded Sup Forums meme

Sup Forums? what little retards still go there?