Who would you cast for a Black reboot of Big Lebowski?

Eddie Murphy as the Dude
Tracy Morgan as Donny
Bernie Mac as Walter

Samuel L. Jackson as Walter

I can see Bernie Mac playing jewish but SLJ couldn't pull it off.

That black guy from Psych could be the butler. Morgan Freeman as Mr Lebowski.

Hannibal burress as lebowski
fat suit Samuel Jackson as Walter

Berne mac is ded

i was unironically triggered at the thought of any lebowski reboot.

there can't be a nigger Lebowski cause all niggers back then were pro-vietnam.

And a Big nigger Lebowski would be pointless as fuck too.

And what about nigghilists ? speaking geermun ?

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Without a doubt the most overrated film ever made.

Idris Elba as The Dude
Denzel Washington as Walter
Kevin Hart as Donny

or:
Eddie Murphy as the entire cast

your moms bull

he wouldnt jewish in the black version. he would a black trans-whiteman like in atlanta

>Eddie Murphy as the entire cast
I would watch that movie.

>Eddie Murphy as Bunnie
>Eddie Murphy as nihilist

definitely Buress.

I dont even have a problem with the race baiting shit "black reboot" its more about rebooting a cult classic.
never ever, go fuck yourself.

Jaden Smith as the autistic kid

Don't ever fuck myself, got it.

>Samuel L Jackson smashing up a car and swearing

>da chink ain't the issue here, nigga

>Chris Tucker as that weird gay guy at Maudes house

Bill Cosby as the Big Lebowski
B.A Baracus as Walter
Will smith as Donny cause it gets ashed

Eddie Murphy as the rest of the cast

Finn Wolfhard as Jeff

>all niggers back then were pro-vietnam

>Eddie Murphy beating the gay dude

The real question is why dont Coen bros like working with black people?

Coen Bros were asked by the Daily Beast to respond to the criticism leveled at the Hail Caesar's casting:
>Joel said: “It’s an absolute, absurd misunderstanding of how things get made to single out any particular story and say, ‘Why aren’t there this, that, or the other thing? It’s a fundamental misunderstanding of how stories are written. So you have to start there and say, ‘You don’t know what you’re talking about.’”

>“You don’t sit down and write a story and say, ‘I’m going to write a story that involves four black people, three Jews, and a dog’ — right?” Joel continued. “If you don’t understand that, you don’t understand anything about how stories get written and you don’t realize that the question you’re asking is idiotic. It’s not an illegitimate thing to say there should be more diversity in an industry. But that’s not what that question is about. That question is about something else.”

>Ethan concurred, adding: “It’s important to tell the story you’re telling in the right way, which might involve black people or people of whatever heritage or ethnicity – or it might not.”

TJ Miller as the Dude
Nicholas Cage as Donny
Adam Sandler as Walter

uh, this is supposed to be a Black reboot
not an awkward jew reboot

Denzel is the only Black man I see who has enough range of chill to play the Dude without hamming it

>Coen movies featuring black people

is it weird that i could see this actually working out pretty well?

and yeah def samuel j as walter. he can play that weird mix of washed up and dangerous pretty well.

no one, because black people can't be funny without being ultra-expressive and clownish

>AWWW SHIT NIGGA DAT RUG WAS LIT NIGGA SHIT TIED DIS CRIB TOGETHA NOMSAYIN.

I've never spoken to a black person irl

>niggers back then were pro vietnam

I can't even tell who's a retard and who's just shitposting any more

can someone please escort this pleb out of here

Is HC any good?

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS FUCKING ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS

Ice Cube as the Big Lebowski