Finland declares war and attacks your country. What do?

Finland declares war and attacks your country. What do?

Assume it was a mistake, surely you want to attack Sweden?

sign up for the military and get sent off to finland so I can finally get my qt finnish gf

I can not believe this betrayal.

Nuke it

I would not care because finlands army is small and cannot do jack shit

Yeah you're right Norbro!

Feel sad, I thought we were closer than friends.

Accept the new fenno american future

>Implying they can stand the heat here

Isn't that cute.

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>giving us a reason to conquer them
Finns would never do that.

They melt away in our 40°C+ heat than we rape them.and beat the shit out of them

Laugh and give them 2 days for reconsidering such an absurdity

open ass

This.

Hurt myself in confusion.

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>surrender immediately
>get finnish citizenship
>absorb it from the inside
>???
>PROFIT!

Would they attack in summer? I'm sorry for them.

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we would blame Sweden and invade them back instead

Rejoice and sacrifice 20 goats to Allah

Tremble in fear

sue for peace with Vana Talinn and Viru Valge

Call up our greatest allies, and topple your government.

Nothing can stop a frank

Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough, finns

Why always us?

Belgium only exists so that other countries wouldn't have to fight wars on their own soil desu lad

Fear a snowman uprising and annex Canada.

You're flat, strategically located and like to bugger little children. You're begging armies to invade you by simply existing.

good image

funny reddit ball

related picture of regular border guard conscripts

me on the left

intti xD

Does anyone have the turk themed version?

laugh

Prepare to be arrested and shot like a leftard cuck I am. Also for anime

lower alcohol taxes/prices and we cool

Politely yet firmly ask them to stop.
If they continue aggressions, they'll get Article 5'd
Nuclear weapons are always an option and we will let the Finnish populous know that.

Switch sides

we're full

looks like 45th recon VDV

I am sending a hat I bought in hollywood to a finland human

they're rk's

>portucold

Wait for them with beer and pizza in hand. It's time to party!

shorting finnish companies and investing into German wood processing companies

the weather and population density would kill them in a minute

You know there are more than 2 million saunas here? Our men are trained to withstand extreme temperatures since the early childhood.

Mfw Finland and Norway make a sex sandwich out of Sweden.

tihs

>rising sun
m8...

Hot girls and boipucci are all needed here
It's almost a shame they won't be able to conquer us