*blows godspeed you fat redditor the fuck out*

*blows godspeed you fat redditor the fuck out*

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Start listening to The Cure

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goddamn, he looks terrible
he ott to do something about it haha
seriously though, he looks like shit

>not appreciating actual man beard
>not being able to spell "ought"
not even soy, just pure estrogen

Today i will listen to The Pop Group

He sounds like a dickhead

GYBE is for people who play Pokemon Go and vote for Bernie Sanders

Stop being relevant

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hi chris

He's starting to look like Nick Offerman

Godspeed are a chad band for rich lawyers with big dicks

Really? Cause when I saw them live I was clearly the only one there that wasn't a fucking dork.

Wrong

reddit

are you retarded
it's okay to be retarded user

Just watched the video. My thesis is correct.

Yet people still like to listen to his opinions but couldn't give a shit about yours. Sad!

I don't attract pretentious drones so that would make sense.

you don't attract anyone else either

post a pic pussy

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>DUDE NAMEDROPPING 100 IRRELEVANT BANDS PER MINUTE LMAO

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>says "fuck" a lot to try and not seem like a lame aging hipster

sup reddit

buy explosions in the sky is worse than gy!be
i mean it's his taste, if you think it's similar to yours, you can listen to him for recs, but he doesn't like the stuff i do, so i won't

THANK YOU BASED OTT

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maybe efrim made fun of him one time and chris is still upset about it

thought this was extremely mediocre. nowhere near as good as spiderland and i don't even like spiderland that much.

this actually made me lol

lmao@u

>thinking you hold any superiority over any group of people when you trip on Sup Forums

Chris Ott is a faggot soyboy

He named Busta Rhymes' "When Disaster Strikes" the 38th best album of the 1990s

Think about that

He literally thinks that's the 38th greatest musical achivement of the entire 90s decade

You just know it was a virtue signal "dude look I picked a rapper" choice, what a fucking faggot.

There's no way he's still listening to that album on the regular today

He needs to kill himself

t. ryan schreiber

who would win in an actual fist fight chris or ryan?

Do you even have to ask?

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This guy never talks about metal

probably doesn't listen to it, he seems to stick to what he knows

nigga looks like a Telltale Games character lmaoooo

Only rednecks poltard listen to Godspeed anyways

This. City people listen to explosions in the sky, rural and suburban retards listen to godspeed and think about how deep it is

i like chris and i like gybe's older stuff. his critique of gybe is that its simple and droney. that's not a good criticism. a better one would be that they use post apocalyptic cliches too much as an attempt to give their music weight, or that they rely on gimmicky song writing techniques and cyclical structure and time signatures like 5/4 to create a "breathing" effect and it gets old fast. or whatever there's a million reasons you can give that explain why you dont like a thing and thats great

chris is just so volatile and caustic, and to me it feels like a waste of time to be so opinionated and angry about underground music. guy shits on unwound as if they're the worst thing since hitler and then says the cure is the greatest thing since jesus. it feels arbitrary and inconsistent

youtube.com/watch?v=EgmofXF8Dys
this is chris's music. hear this and internalize that chris is just another weathered old dude who can put words together better than most others, but he's still a fallible normal person like the rest of us. get off his dick

a little... so glad you're understanding, user

probably because metal is SHIT

Cmon

Why does he listen to The Cure, Radiohead, Sonic Youth and Oasis then?

not a single band you've mentioned plays metal

so when is that aphex twin vid supposed to be coming out

Yes but every one of them is shit

t. efrim mencuck

Troof. Bummer that shitposts and horribly asserted opinions get the most conversation and are taken much more seriously than posts like this.

Post a pic of face

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Didn't he expose himself as a pajeet some time ago

that image is ancient. like 9 10 years at least i think

Give me this dude's youtube channel someone.

t. Soyboy

youtube.com/user/shallowrewards

he's on spotify too

thought it was nice but then those vocal samples ruined it

Thanks buddy, now i can stalk the heretic everywhere.

>hurr durr he likes something I don't like
I should have immediately stop reading your garbage post when I realized your reddit spacing.

make sure you check out his disintegration loops video, not on youtube i dont think. its what made me like him in the first place porn stache and all

Will check'em.

oh it is on youtubz

yeah they are, simply had to google
>disintegration loops video ShallowRewards

i was scrolling through the uploads thing on his main page and it stopped letting me scroll through them so i figured he had left some of them off the new channel. clicked on 'videos' and found the rest. i think he quit the internet for a while or something.

His last comment was joking about Pram fanboys going after him. Maybe it's kill.

the post rock video is new after like 6 months radio silence or something. then he did an ama on r/indieheads like a faggot

What did he say about Pram?

listening to intense rebellious music correlates with openness to experience which correlates with liberal social attitudes. you're the soyboy.

I like GYBE

If you google his name that AMA comes first, but couldn't bother right now.

Don't know but he probably took a shit on them.

>godspeed you fat redditor
Efrim you lazy cat

Fuck his opinions on unwound, they are the only other band as good as fugazi in post-hardcore

Wait, does he like this? But hates June of 44? I sure hope not

NoU

Just listened to Bedhead thanks to him
Oh boy, Bedhead really fucking sucks

what Sup Forums brainlets think Ott is
>Ott is the saviour of music criticism! p4k better take note or get btfo
what Ott really is
>a mirage of old p4k, because once a p4k writer is always a p4k writer

>Tripfag
>Not being a dork
choose one

fuck you
I really didn't get the June of 44 hate. Anatomy of Sharks is great at least, and the themes of seafaring were so exaggerated by Ott. His GYBE criticism is pretty spot on, though his assertions about the member's politics being phony was pretty nasty, they really did live on the margin, at the very least they aren't spoiled Brooklyn yuppies, he ought to stop acting like they are.

I still like GYBE, mostly Moya and Yanqui UXO, though. I'm seeing them tomorrow at a festival, heard they're a force live, so it should be good

hi user! you seem to have posted a thread on Sup Forums that isn't related to music! as such, I will need to report this thread. hopefully you understand. also, so this thread doesn't get any unwarranted attention beyond this post, I will also need to sage.
better luck next time, friend. :)

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hi! what's wrong with voting for bernie sanders? you didn't vote for clinton, did you? you certainly didn't vote for trump, did you?

>latching onto some dude because apparently you need your opinion validated that badly

bump

bernie is a pseudo socialist hack who would've destroyed the economy in record time.

>implying he could have passed any of his radical proposals even with a democratic congress

probably would have been fine once he was moderated by mainstream dems. remember that obamacare was too almost too radical for some democrats. i would prefer watered down bernie to a tax cut fiend.

I wrote a reply but it got deleted because apparently this browser is retarded. But I just wanted to say that I used to admire Ott but started looking at him more and more like a cranky conspiratorial loon the more I watched his stuff. I remember his Basinski criticism being a brilliant, biting criticism of the man and his 9/11 story, but when I rewatched it yesterday I was amazed at how much spiteful, spurious shit Ott makes up in an attempt to tear down a man and his work. Maybe I'll post more on this later after I get off work, but it's remarkable to me how off-point his criticisms tend to be and how he focuses on gossip/drama instead of the music at random times, being a lot like Christgau in that regard.

see

godspeed is a band for literally anyone that likes that kind of music

wtf shallow rewards is back
ive been gone too long

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name three (3) instances in which christgau has done this

literally who

anybody else going to the godspeed show in DC on saturday?

>*blows godspeed you fat redditor the fuck out*
Also:
>worked at Pitchfork
Everything anyone with half a brain needs to know about his competence in reviewing music.