Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER

>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER

At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker

I hate sitting next to Peter Pants-shitter

Don't be a Fred Friendless.

>Not being a Matthew Masturbator

Patty Projectile-vomiting is so annoying

Or a Trigger Happy Holmes.

Me on the bottom right

i wish these loud nagging NIGGERS would stfu

Don't be a SID SINGLE who got pass the guards.

And as usual, Sup Forums did not understand the joke.

Don't be a Single Simon. Cineplex has a strict no singles policy.

I just dim the screen brightness and use flux so it doesn't disturb people

>give my ticket to the checker
>"sorry sir we have a no Simon Singles polcy"

you mean shouty shaniqua or dummy demarcus?

That's why I always bring Harriet Handjobber

>that faggot who leans in to see the flick you're watching on your phone

Don't be a... Tabitha Tampon-Changer

>tfw they didn't let in my Freddy Falcon

My nearby kinopolis is the worst

>tfw you're a birdless benjamin

>watching a kino on your phone while you sit in a theatre showing cape shit

Genius

Blessed thread

Don't be a Cracky Carl
Get all your crabs legs cracked before the movie starts

who /dannydontgiveafuck/ here

Is there really this kind of policy somewhere? Sounds retarded.

>tfw showered Shane
Best feeling

I've only seen it at shooting ranges of you're renting ins of their guns.
Which, seems kinda obvious why they would enforce that.

who /wagie walter/ here?

It's to avoid Andrew AR-15