>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
I hate sitting next to Peter Pants-shitter
Don't be a Fred Friendless.
>Not being a Matthew Masturbator
Patty Projectile-vomiting is so annoying
Or a Trigger Happy Holmes.
Me on the bottom right
i wish these loud nagging NIGGERS would stfu
Don't be a SID SINGLE who got pass the guards.
And as usual, Sup Forums did not understand the joke.
Don't be a Single Simon. Cineplex has a strict no singles policy.
I just dim the screen brightness and use flux so it doesn't disturb people
>give my ticket to the checker
>"sorry sir we have a no Simon Singles polcy"
you mean shouty shaniqua or dummy demarcus?
That's why I always bring Harriet Handjobber
>that faggot who leans in to see the flick you're watching on your phone
Don't be a... Tabitha Tampon-Changer
>tfw they didn't let in my Freddy Falcon
My nearby kinopolis is the worst
>tfw you're a birdless benjamin
>watching a kino on your phone while you sit in a theatre showing cape shit
Genius
Blessed thread
Don't be a Cracky Carl
Get all your crabs legs cracked before the movie starts
who /dannydontgiveafuck/ here
Is there really this kind of policy somewhere? Sounds retarded.
>tfw showered Shane
Best feeling
I've only seen it at shooting ranges of you're renting ins of their guns.
Which, seems kinda obvious why they would enforce that.
who /wagie walter/ here?
It's to avoid Andrew AR-15