dumb flip slut edition
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do one palvin lad
literally who
off to sleep lads
goodnight
VOTE LABOR FOR THE LIGHT ON THE HILL
NOT HEWSON AND THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL
Our Lily May Mac
some literally who self hating nip cannot compete with are barb
>nip
she's a flip flop
nip gook flip all the same to me
ok françois
170kg au D.C. torse taillé dans la roche style haussmannien.
>tfw you're half flip half english and still wish she would humiliate you for being inferior and laugh at your tiny cocklette upon comparing it alongside a superior white mans meaty sausage
wtf did i just read
>half flip half english
Do you look more flip?
I look like a fucking turk/paki/north african/syrian/churka
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good looking lad
if that's a picture of you then you've got nothing to worry about
G'day
how come all the times I've walked to asda in the past few years no girl has ever approached me and said they wanted to talk with me? I've only been stopped once by a street fundraiser, equal rights for them now and all that right? Surely if I looked good I would've at least been stopped once by a girl who didn't want money off me
because men are supposed to approach women
that's how it's always been
unironically up for wagecucking
Is friggin' slow, man.
it seems i got the last post
Thanks
me on the right
fuckin cunt bong stole last
It's so empty here when the Kiwis and Aussies are asleep.
:^)
wake up ya cunts
What time is it in Aussieland now?
rise and shine cunts
10am here in eastern states
8am in the west
12pm in NZ
WHAT'S THE EXCUSE
there was some wikipedia thing that had the most important people by continent, like, in all history.
Julia Gilard was iirc the most important one for Oceania but I can't find it now. In any case she had a weird voice.
Woah, you're right. The Kiwis should have been here long ago. Must've been wetas chewing through everybody's cables or something
.
kiwis won't post in a thread until they see enough kiwiposts have been made, there's a threshold that has to be passed
that's how it works
How do Kiwis post anywhere then? Do you just collectively descend on threads like locust?
yep
/nz/ doesn't actually exist, usually what happens is once in blue moon some random thread with a marginally amusing premise will be made, it doesn't matter by who, and for whatever reason a few kiwis will post in it; this in turn attracts the rest of the lads and from there on out (OP having long since fucked off) the thread is effectively derailed into a defacto /nz/ or /anzac/, depending on if the aussies join in or not
there have been many attempts to make a legit /ausnz/, it never lasts. either we don't have the numbers or we don't give enough of a fuck
>asda
Poor people's store innit mate?
Godspeed, you majestic animal.
how you going
original OP here from first thread
eventually we will give a fuck
Lads I just woke up, give me a fucking break I went to bed at 4am this morning.
giz a durry gunt :DDDDD
>be white Brit
>move to an island in South Asia
>expect to remain white
>get irrevocably chink'd
You knew it was coming
>his best friend is an asian colony
pls dont bully flip sluts
thanks :D:D:D
The Latin American gf
only flips ive met were these twins at school, they were the town bicycles though i never had a go
alright I'm here
bit late la
did you just wake up
will australia turn phillipino?
t.island laughing at your misery
no
I woke up at 10
not gonna happen as filipinos hate themselves.
LOOK WHAT WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER TODAY BOYS
SA POLICE HAVE NEW FOUND POWER TO SHOOT TO KILL TERRORIST FUCKING SCUMBAGS, ON SIGHT, BEFORE THEY EVEN HURT ANYONE! FEELS GREAT TO NOT BE AN EASTERN STATE COMMIE SCUM FUCK
isnt that why its exactly going to happen?
australia can always tighten their immigration policy if need be. with the current rate of flips emigrating to australia, I'm guessing it'll be soon.
probably not, their men control the immigration system
at the rate of white wymen hating australia will be honorary flips by 2050
desu flippas are pretty submissive here i think its their short stature compared to us aussies
BUT im not some eastern state commie and i doubt many flippas come to the south
my dick is bigger than your chinese puppet state
t. "the renewable energy" state
tfw no cute Flip gf who gets surgery to appear whiter
how do i get qt aus bf
aussies have the hottest accent
it's the submissive culture and colonial mentality. they are submissive to everyone except other filipinos; they do this in order to save face and not be a source of shame for other filipinos.
no I don't
ya'll are the cutest out of any other former english colonizations
Righto
You clearly have never heard me speak.
how are we
aussies are cute
cute!
fuck sake
Ew why would you want some bogan ausie bf with that awful accent when you could have a cute kiwi bf
That's what I've been saying!
I want death
Australia? Big fan.
Poo Peeland? Not so much.
having a cheeky sausage sizzle lads
t. "the shoot mi im a fagit mr. ahmed" state
come on start posting faggots
sorry
fags out
typical brainlet south "australian" post
big burger bums
looks like it's neet autism hour
wish I dont wake up when i go to sleep tonight
really don't care
I want death
death is just life in drag m8, its more of the same just EXTRA tranny. trust me.
the fuck is this shit
where are the kiwi
hey there buddy
they left to shag their sheep wives
be my bf
wrong
I already have one sorry...
I am here
Please don't hit on my bf, thanks
tfw no gf(male)
do you two just erp on discord or something?
i have to be up in 3 hours fuck me
Not on discord, but I could talk to him on steam if I really wanted to.
No, we usually erp on /balt/
/balt+ausnz/ was a mistake
/balt/fags fuck off
>burger shit talking in /ausnz/
Imagine being such a loser that you have to leave /cum/
having such a shit general that youre essentially forced to go to another board or general for actual discussion