dumb flip slut edition
/ausnz/
Christopher Martinez
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Levi Moore
queen of ausnz
Evan Perry
do one palvin lad
Luis Mitchell
literally who
Benjamin Thompson
off to sleep lads
goodnight
Jaxon Morgan
VOTE LABOR FOR THE LIGHT ON THE HILL
NOT HEWSON AND THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL
Thomas Howard
Our Lily May Mac
William Lopez
some literally who self hating nip cannot compete with are barb
John Perry
>nip
she's a flip flop
Evan Stewart
nip gook flip all the same to me
Luke Torres
ok françois
Blake Wilson
170kg au D.C. torse taillé dans la roche style haussmannien.
Jose Adams
>tfw you're half flip half english and still wish she would humiliate you for being inferior and laugh at your tiny cocklette upon comparing it alongside a superior white mans meaty sausage
John Fisher
wtf did i just read
Jordan Martin
>half flip half english
Do you look more flip?
Nolan Moore
I look like a fucking turk/paki/north african/syrian/churka
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William Campbell
good looking lad
if that's a picture of you then you've got nothing to worry about
Dominic Johnson
G'day
Levi Fisher
how come all the times I've walked to asda in the past few years no girl has ever approached me and said they wanted to talk with me? I've only been stopped once by a street fundraiser, equal rights for them now and all that right? Surely if I looked good I would've at least been stopped once by a girl who didn't want money off me
Leo Perry
because men are supposed to approach women
that's how it's always been
Justin Flores
unironically up for wagecucking
Eli Ward
Is friggin' slow, man.
Jace Butler
it seems i got the last post
Grayson James
Thanks
Samuel Morgan
me on the right
Jose Wood
fuckin cunt bong stole last
Brody Sullivan
It's so empty here when the Kiwis and Aussies are asleep.
Aaron Wilson
:^)
Landon Rodriguez
wake up ya cunts
Nicholas Perez
What time is it in Aussieland now?
Jackson Miller
rise and shine cunts
Cameron Ramirez
10am here in eastern states
8am in the west
12pm in NZ
WHAT'S THE EXCUSE
Nicholas Wood
there was some wikipedia thing that had the most important people by continent, like, in all history.
Julia Gilard was iirc the most important one for Oceania but I can't find it now. In any case she had a weird voice.
Levi Parker
Woah, you're right. The Kiwis should have been here long ago. Must've been wetas chewing through everybody's cables or something
.
Oliver Turner
kiwis won't post in a thread until they see enough kiwiposts have been made, there's a threshold that has to be passed
that's how it works
Kevin Wood
How do Kiwis post anywhere then? Do you just collectively descend on threads like locust?
Ayden Brooks
yep
/nz/ doesn't actually exist, usually what happens is once in blue moon some random thread with a marginally amusing premise will be made, it doesn't matter by who, and for whatever reason a few kiwis will post in it; this in turn attracts the rest of the lads and from there on out (OP having long since fucked off) the thread is effectively derailed into a defacto /nz/ or /anzac/, depending on if the aussies join in or not
there have been many attempts to make a legit /ausnz/, it never lasts. either we don't have the numbers or we don't give enough of a fuck
Asher Brown
>asda
Poor people's store innit mate?
Landon Watson
Godspeed, you majestic animal.
Henry Green
how you going
Anthony Sullivan
original OP here from first thread
eventually we will give a fuck
Isaac Parker
Lads I just woke up, give me a fucking break I went to bed at 4am this morning.
Henry Barnes
giz a durry gunt :DDDDD
Christian Jones
>be white Brit
>move to an island in South Asia
>expect to remain white
>get irrevocably chink'd
You knew it was coming
James Kelly
>his best friend is an asian colony
Christian Thompson
pls dont bully flip sluts
thanks :D:D:D
Evan Cooper
The Latin American gf
Jose Gomez
only flips ive met were these twins at school, they were the town bicycles though i never had a go
Jack Moore
alright I'm here
Ayden Kelly
bit late la
did you just wake up
Gabriel Myers
will australia turn phillipino?
t.island laughing at your misery
Eli Russell
no
I woke up at 10
Ayden Ross
not gonna happen as filipinos hate themselves.
Angel Gonzalez
LOOK WHAT WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER TODAY BOYS
SA POLICE HAVE NEW FOUND POWER TO SHOOT TO KILL TERRORIST FUCKING SCUMBAGS, ON SIGHT, BEFORE THEY EVEN HURT ANYONE! FEELS GREAT TO NOT BE AN EASTERN STATE COMMIE SCUM FUCK
Jack Parker
isnt that why its exactly going to happen?
Zachary Gonzalez
australia can always tighten their immigration policy if need be. with the current rate of flips emigrating to australia, I'm guessing it'll be soon.
Aiden Jackson
probably not, their men control the immigration system
at the rate of white wymen hating australia will be honorary flips by 2050
Tyler Hughes
desu flippas are pretty submissive here i think its their short stature compared to us aussies
BUT im not some eastern state commie and i doubt many flippas come to the south
Wyatt Campbell
my dick is bigger than your chinese puppet state
t. "the renewable energy" state
Eli Wood
tfw no cute Flip gf who gets surgery to appear whiter
James Gomez
how do i get qt aus bf
aussies have the hottest accent
Matthew Brown
it's the submissive culture and colonial mentality. they are submissive to everyone except other filipinos; they do this in order to save face and not be a source of shame for other filipinos.
Zachary Mitchell
no I don't
Wyatt White
ya'll are the cutest out of any other former english colonizations
Brayden Watson
Righto
Bentley Hughes
You clearly have never heard me speak.
Carson Turner
how are we
Chase Anderson
aussies are cute
cute!
Jonathan Jackson
fuck sake
Jaxson Parker
Ew why would you want some bogan ausie bf with that awful accent when you could have a cute kiwi bf
Ayden Turner
That's what I've been saying!
Hunter Gray
I want death
Liam Sullivan
Australia? Big fan.
Poo Peeland? Not so much.
Tyler Lopez
having a cheeky sausage sizzle lads
Logan Brooks
t. "the shoot mi im a fagit mr. ahmed" state
David Price
come on start posting faggots
Adrian Watson
sorry
Evan Williams
fags out
typical brainlet south "australian" post
Adam Torres
big burger bums
John Evans
looks like it's neet autism hour
Brandon Rivera
wish I dont wake up when i go to sleep tonight
Jordan Moore
really don't care
Logan Campbell
I want death
Jonathan Bennett
death is just life in drag m8, its more of the same just EXTRA tranny. trust me.
Jace Morris
the fuck is this shit
Isaac Lopez
where are the kiwi
Alexander Roberts
hey there buddy
Adrian Jackson
they left to shag their sheep wives
Evan Williams
be my bf
wrong
James Perez
I already have one sorry...
Xavier Stewart
I am here
Please don't hit on my bf, thanks
Nathaniel Allen
tfw no gf(male)
Luis Russell
do you two just erp on discord or something?
David Adams
i have to be up in 3 hours fuck me
Hudson Parker
Not on discord, but I could talk to him on steam if I really wanted to.
Benjamin James
No, we usually erp on /balt/
Oliver Thomas
/balt+ausnz/ was a mistake
/balt/fags fuck off
Jack Parker
>burger shit talking in /ausnz/
Imagine being such a loser that you have to leave /cum/
Mason Sanchez
having such a shit general that youre essentially forced to go to another board or general for actual discussion