Florexit when?

If Clinton wins, what are the odds of Florexit will be a thing? I can't live in a Clinton America. I've seen my share of presidents go through me, but will never accept the idea of Hillary. We need to think about taking Publix with us, and our Themeparks. We'd make a good country on our own.

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Finally a Floridian who shares my sentiment

Yup! We need to start thinking about our own. We can't accept this liberal shit future. It's Trump, or out.

Florida will be swallowed by the sea in 50-100 years or so anyway. Its hardly worth the paperwork.

Don't worry Publix is started right out of Lakeland. And Florida would make a good country. We get shit about all the crazy shit that goes down here but that's the way I like it. It's like the wild west with technology - keeps you on your toes.

Please happen.
I'm sick of Northern scum ruining this state.

>wild west with technology

Ha! I love it!

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Nope.

Only and idiot thinks that we will be using carbon fuels in 100 years. Or that we won't start scrubbing the atmosphere of carbon if it ever gets bad.

We invented our way out of Global warming 50 years ago. No futurist thinks this is going to happen

FLOREXIT STRATEGY REVEALED

I'm cool with this. It'll cut the northerners down heavily.

I'm sure China will do all that shit too.

We need to create a social structure of the state, with native floridians on top and shills and spices at the bottom

Nice.

Shit I wouldn't mind this. Break away from the rest of the liberal cancer.

I'm down with Flexit if Hillary wins.

We should try to get a hashtag going, and see if it'll fly.

#Flexit

Or
#Florexit

Maybe it'll go somewhere.

I can see it now men.
I request we change our flag, as our current one is a bit boring.

Seems the warpath has been started. This shit needs to get out there to our officials. We need a Nigel now

And the rest of the state becomes like Miami. Hope you know Spanish m8.