What did he do for 23 years?

What did he do for 23 years?

Probably forced unfunny memes on an Alpha Centaurian hyperspace puppetry forum.

Watch footage, stay noided.

>leaving a black incharge of something
surprised it wasn't trashed

>he's in your area
>he knows the first three numbers

I PULL MY FACE OUT THE DIRT
SLOW
THESE DAYS I ONLY WAKE UP
THIRD OF THE WAY

plenty of black men have experience being locked up alone for extended periods of time.

Made Death Grips albums

nuffin

Watch porn and masturbate.

the regular Sup Forums behavior

Could you do 10 years Sup Forums?

The only porn he has is the message from Matthew McConaughey's daughter

This. What Nolan mean by this?

Dump load after load inside Hataways cold vagina.

Food, toiletries, and treadmill.

Would any of you pathetic loser Sup Forums tourists care to take a timestamped picture of yourself? You don't need to show your ugly face, just your pathetic little white body so we can laugh hysterically when you try to insult an entire race of people. Fucking pukes, Shia has been kicking the shit out of you pretty well the last few days. Glad he did that too. Finally showed the world the kind of sad faggots that Sup Forums is made up of. Stormfront is probably no different.

Masturbate to a friends daughter
the regular Sup Forums behavior

Hottie, weekly fresh food, upgraded room, random movies.

This is optimal for long-term sanity

Was free of white slavery.

Upgraded room
Degree
Pet
Books
Sup Forums-tard

Actually sounds better than my life right now.

>This isn't copypasta

Jesus.

xDD death grips lyrics so funnay

30
weekly fresh food
23
upgraded room
15
upgraded bathroom
8
Sup Forumstard
4
random dvd
0

>underrated

Although I'm a newfag. This is probably old as dishwater

don't age
degree
food
bathroom

imagine if you lived near a black hole and every time you posted on Sup Forums you had to wait 4 years for a (You).

>living with a woman for 10 yeas in a room
>optimal

What the FUCK's the point of the "hottie" if she won't fuck you, why is she even included? Who the fuck made this piece of shit retarded pic? I'll find him and murder him

fuck off back to Sup Forums newshit

you do realize she's also stuck with you for 10 years

you shall not wait, my friend

Weights, treadmill, fresh food and DVD. It'll be a breeze, a man will get locked up and a GOD will come out

no books or degree
>becoming a god
please

>50% discount
>double degree package
>weekly fresh food dish

Any other choices are for edgelords.

Food (7)
Room (8)
Books (5)
Music (6)
Alcohol(4)

Way better conditions than a real prison, at least you won't get raped and you would be very comfortable. Yeah you'll be bored, but not that bored.

>weekly food
23
>weights
17
>art materials
11
>no aging
1

>tfw now sad this isnt real

>500 randomly selected fiction books
enjoy your "traffic cone gets fucked in the ass by my lung cancer tumor"

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

no let me redo. spending points on lifting and bulking food for 10 years is excessive. i have timelessness anyway, can always go to the gym when i get out plus i can do bodyweight anyway
>Timeless
20
>degree
14
>art materials
8
>pc+steam
0

daily food
hottie
>2 degrees
OR
>weights

this is objectively the best set up because fuck having a single fucking flick a week. that alone would drive me insane.

>Sup Forums
>friends
Pick one

I GOT THE NASTY IN THE TAXI

Sorry to trigger you with a new opinion.

Where's that picture by the way?

Why are you assuming I browse Sup Forums?

YOU NEED A LIFT? YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACK SEAT AND MY DICK

It doesn't say she won't fuck you. It says she doesn't have to. But it wouldn't be too hard to get in her after she sees you working out everyday

>He doesn't have a good friend

Olympic weights - 6
Hottie - 8
not ageing - 10
alcohol - 4

the plan is to get fit so the girl will actually want me
the alcohol isn't for me, it's for her in case the above doesn't work

Because it's human interaction, and it doesn't even say she's prohibited from fucking you - She just doesn't have to.

that CYOA sucks! this one is much better

>not choosing either the Sup Forumstard or hottie
enjoy going insane

>inb4 another """"""""""""""""""""introvert""""""""""""""""""" who thinks he can actually survive with 0 human contact
tip: Sup Forums counts as social interaction

rolling, i will take extra points with isolation and that head cold thing

Why would I need money in this scenario?

Sensitive, aren't you?

ROLOL

when you get out of there? you also don't need to spend points in that because 10k/year is free

JUST

food weekly 7
alcohol 4
girl 8
movies 4
degree 6

Why are you giving very vague responses back? Are you trying to offer a rebuttal or wasting my time?

You sure showed me with that checkmate.

99 get

lets do this
>shit room
>fast food
>toilet paper
>hygenic pack
>temp control
>HDTV

that's with minimum points. If I get extra I get the health clinic, consoles, and then ptu the rest into money after I get out

actually even with minimum points (30) that's already better than my current real life

Roll

Self-hate roll

He GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT

THE BLOOD RUSH TO MY HEAD CLOCKING ON

Pet, books, porn in that order if I have enough let's upgrade the bathroom

ez 99

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

rolling

Music (6)
Degrees (6)
Half the sentence (17)

I couldn`t get the degrees in 5 years time in the outside world plus i always wanted to learn how to play piano properly. maybe get one degree in electric engineering for future employment and 1 in a field thats more interesting than useful like geology.

not a bad deal at all

Shit

Made 2300 mixtapes.

rollin

Music
Alcohol
1/2 off sentence
Useless computer

He used the Plan B baby machine to make himself a fuckslave to raise as he pleased and then threw her out the airlock when he saw their ship coming back. No evidence.

>hottie

So can i have sex with her or not? Hottie + unaging, everything else is secondary.

this is beyond retarded
You wouldn't survive eating bread or fast food every day for 10 years
Whoever wrote this is a moron

HE LITERALLY SAID HE WENT INTO STASIS OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT IN THAT MOVIE YOU AUTISTS

hm

>implying you need anything else from the entertainment than the 1 hour sex everyday


Why'd you need the salary anyway? Since you still must choose the food package anyway.
I don't understand this part.

what would happen if the ones on the planet were livestreaming to the ship? would he see everything in slow motion?

Rawl

You get it when you're released as some kind of reward. Pretty pointless but if you've got enough points to spend on a mill then seems worth

lol i hate everyone i ever know anyway, easy +25 points

thats why you basically HAVE to pick gourmet food or you die. i think its a clever twist once you realize this

>Fast food
>Gourmet

How about neither?
Where's the home cooking option?

Roll

Spend all the food and oxygen

Hottie
Upgraded room
Upgraded bathroom
Weekly fresh food

rolll

Rollo

Room 8
Hottie 8
Drinks 4
Weekly food 7

and the computer i guess, its pretty much useless, but better than wasting the 3 points, maybe i could get 3000 books for 3?

doesnt HAVE to
just like i dont have to share the food and booze

Jesus Christ, who the fuck picks the Sup Forumstard?

lets go senpai

Food Platter (Daily)(15)
Upgraded Room(8)
Upgraded Bathroom(7)

Wow, it's my life already except without work, rent and the urge to shitpost.

Can I opt to stay here?

>Deprive the Hottie of nourishment and blackmail her for sex in return for food

> People would literally gladly give up 10 years of their life in exchange for mindless entertainment and junk food

Anyone who does not pick no aging is objectively wrong

what did YOU do for 23 years?

99 get get get got got got

>olympic weight and powercage (6)
>Access to enough knowledge to get you fully certified defree's in 2 areas of my chossing (6)
>Collection of 500 randomly selected fiction books (5)
>You don't age (10)
>Monthly fresh fruit, meat and dairy (3)


>Hotty blames you for getting locked in
>kills you while you sleep

This is the most likely scenario.