You move into a house and must pick 5 roommates from 5 different nations to live with you

you move into a house and must pick 5 roommates from 5 different nations to live with you.
every nationality is possible
who do you choose and why?

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>estonia
because they are traps
>canada
traps also
>dutch
traps also
>pole
sissies
>russia
sissies also

>a canadian
>a brit bong
>an australian
>a kiwi
>a german

>canadian
good roommates, friendly
>irish
entertaining people, generally
>brit
can be funny, usually good for conversations when you get to know them
>nz
I have an uncle from NZ but I don't know too much about how they are other than that
>aus
assholes but I may as well have a whole Anglophone group

this house sounds like a crowded shithole though

kys asap please

>Brit
>Australian
>Mongolian
>Belgian
>a Pole

Japan
Mongolia
S. Korea
Taiwan
Vietnam

Why? Because they're probably not going to bring anyone home, and they might not bother me about my lifestyle.

oh i forgot to give my own

>american
always great everything fun and to have around you
>brit
need someone to banter with
>aussie
see above
>dane
nice
>russian
strong and chill people

a mongolian will smash your couch and build a fire in your living room to roast pigeons and squirrels

>Ireland
For the craic
>Australia
For the banter
>German or swamp-german
To attempt to keep some semblance of order
>Russian
Someone to do the insane shit
>Another Brit
To keep things normal

>American
Nice to chat with
>Italian
I love mediterranian dishes
>Indian
nice to chat with
>French
I fucking love vine
>Brazilian
Funny people

>Finn
>Swede
>Norwegian
>Icelander
>Faroe Islander

they are probably the only nationalities I could get along with

I don't know 5 countries where I am sure they shower every day

no stinky people plz

Mexican
Colombian
Chilean
Australian
American

>somalia
>irak
>pakistan
>afganistan
>turk

>Japanese
>Taiwanese
>SouthKorean
We probably share a lot of interests
>bro tier afro american(Not ghetto nigger)
Because fair amount of black guys are amusing and funny to be around with
>German
For some interesting discussions

>finn
>argentinian
>south korean
>american
>canadian

>Japan
>Korea
>Finland
would all leave me alone or be polite

>Canadian
probably chill and polite

>Thailand
polite and either gender would give me the succ

>Moroccan
he'll cook
>Egyptian
to recite Quran together
>Iranian
i'll bully him for fapping to traps
>Omani
to chill with him
>Turk
to genocide white people together

why ?

nice tastes

May they be 5 single Slavic girls?

>An Italian Chad to go out with and pick up some chicks with
>An Aussie bantmaster to have fun with and get drunk with
>A feminine Frenchman that'll keep the place clean and cook for us
>A retarded Turk that we can bully and beat up when we feel like it
>An autistic yet really smart Austrian that'll get all the paperwork done and bother no one really

>Dane
>Norwegian
>Faroese
>Icelander
>Finnish cumslut (male)

>Russian

Awsome to drink with, has always some deep story to tell. And will actually go out every weekend with me regardless of how he feels that day.

>Turkish

No jokes, once you get to know them they are legit funny as fuck. And i also want to have satirical history discussions with.

>American

True bro tier people once you befriend them. Will invite you to places and will always introduce you to other people.

>German

Always fun to make fun of eachtothers language and nazi jokes. Will also keep things organized and clean.


>English

Just to see him and the American fake fun about echothers countries. And also because you can always learn something from the English.

He might let me try some cow tongue though.

>American
The leader of our adventures

>British
Second in command and cool as a cucumber

>German

The smart guy

>Russian
The big guy

>French girl
For those lonely nights

Finnish
Estonian
Mongolian
Irish
Chinese

Could start a band with that lot
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Maybe add a kazakh instead of the poor irishman for max azn effect.

>portubro
>argentine
>uruguayan
>italian
>cuban

Japan and Korea to watch them chimp out at each other.

Then Finnland, Sweden, and Norway for more chimping.

Russian, kazakh, belorussian, jewish, armenian

Argentine
Japanese
Russian
Brazilian
Romanian

>Portuguese bro
For the lulz
>Cuban
Usually smart and easy going
>Mexican
For the banter
>Andorran
A rich bro always is welcomed
>Brazilian girl
That tender and spicy touch

>american jew
+ wholesome
- degenerate and wears shoes indoors

>netherlands
+ helps with bike maintenance
- doesn't know how to eat properly

>random southern european
+ lightens mood
- unorganized, chaotic

>canadian
+ friendly
- depressed

>serb
+ resourceful, entertaining while drunk
- smokes a lot

>Russian
>Kiwi
>Finlander
>Uzbek
>Icelandic

I expect them all to be at least as big as me, except the Uzbek who should be a woman. A local place by me has prize fights every month and I need sparing partners. The Uzbek qt can do the cooking/cleaning/wound tending while we become the most dominant fighters in the state.

lol
1 random must have sudaca-bro
Italy
Canada
German (for beer drinking)
Jap/Pole at coin toss

>Japan
Teach me Japanese
>Denmark
I met one irl, very cool person.
>Scotland
Same as above
>Canada
Behaviorally the same as a USAmerican.
>Norway
Often very nice posters, hopefully that carries over to being a roommate as well.

Germany, China, Japan, Nigeria, North Korea

meme answer
>nip
>s. gook
>n. gook
>chink
>beninese

non meme
>japanese
Every jap I met irl, brazilian or from glorious Nippon, were super friendly and respectful
>bavarian German
Catholic, knows how to drink, white, achtung, etc
>brit
REALLY like brit banter and autismus
>argentine
Closest to being a brazilian while also being european, white, they drink chimarrão
>russian
Would drink with him and the germ to get drunk and depressed together, probably produces cp

fug forgot this, why the fuck suomi of all languages has a featured page about Benin? are finns really that autistic they improved Benin page because of memes?

>Scotland
They seem like cooler englishmen
>Spain
I went to highschool with a spanish girl, she was nice
>Italy
Muh heritage
>new Zealand
They seem like nicer aussies
>France
Fuck it why not, the country is full of French cunts anyways

Since I'm Canadian
>Aussie
Drinking buddy, meat on the BBQ, translate MCM
>Serb
For the herb and the Vodka and all the antics that follow
>Brit
Silly, good conversation
>American
Muscle cars, loud rock music, adventures
>German
Keep some stuff in order, Nazi jokes

russian or some eastern euro
american
aussie
south american
idk who else i dont care

really anyone
i like everyone


i hope you are all doing well today

Sounds like someone's gonna get murdered in that house pretty quickly.

Thanks, I would live in Canada if I could

in case they are allowed to be female, 3 taiwanese, 1 uzbhek and 1 colombian girl solely to make it as pleasant for me to live and as easy to have sex with various girls as possible while also learning something about different parts of the world

if they have to be male:
1 american to have someone who is always up to do something if i feel like it, NO east coast or west coast faggot, only from the south or mid-west
1 brazilian to bring the down to earth yet fun vibe
1 swiss to be on my side on rational decisions
1 japanese because I like asian people in general, japanese food and want to visit the country
1 indonesian because they are the friendliest people i ever met and I like their humor

>achtung
that word means "attention", maybe you meant ordnung which means "order"
also fuck you for specifying Bavaria

>force my Finnish slave to build a sauna

English (Anglo)
English (Welsh)
Scot
English (Cornish)
Breton

>chimarrão
kys, we drink mate not CHImarrão

>Hong Kong
>Japan
Best Asians I've ever met
>Cuban
Prob most decent Latin American
>Scot or Irish
Europeans with best personality
>Keyan
All the Keyans I've met were so nice

american
kiwi
australian
paddy (republic, not the shithole)
brit (cornwall/devon)

>canadian
can speak english fluently
>american
can speak english fluently
>nz
english fluently
>ireland
english fluently
>singapore
because ive exhausted the anglosphere and singaporeans would make neat roommates

everyone else itt have fun living is zoo full of miscommunication etc

>all of these normies ITT

lucky4u, most singapore people also speak english fluently

Yeah, I really meant ordnung, but I'm too retarded to actually know what the fuck I'm talking about.
And the thing is, the few germans we have over here are all bavarians

kek, but I drink tereré. Chimarrão is faggy tier

That shit is good. You'd like it.

>because ive exhausted the anglosphere
>Canada
>USA
>New Zealand
>Ireland
I think you may have forgotten a country?

>exhausted the anglosphere
But no bong?

what's anglo about scotland, n. ireland, wales or especially england?

>Korean

Im assuming were gonna keep living here so obvious choice. Also, we can talk shit about the other roommates without them understanding it.

>Brit

Easily make for the best mates

>Hong Kong

Chill, maybe they can cook some nice food, talk shit about PRC

>Taiwanese

See HK

> Spanish

Milder version of Brazilian

>Argentine
(almost) only intelligible spanish dialect
nice
>Uruguayan
See Argentine
>Dutch
Muh heritage
>South African
The white ones seem nice
>Indian
They do pretty allright if they're not with other indians, also bro tier

im a dumbass sorry guys and sorry dad

would rather not having any roomates, at all tbqhwy.
if I have to choose, well,
finland (for bullying and stress reliever)
canada (to protect the bullied and sjws sauce)
dutch (to reach the unreachable)
indonesia (for quarreling and cooking)
german turkic (reads Quran)

I'm gonna assume all of my roommates are men, so

>japanese
To help him to be less shy and more extrovert.
>czech
To drink good beer with and all sorts of alcohol.
>saudi
To make him hate himself and his own country
>english
Party monsters. That's all.
>canadian
Friendly(?).

Idk why, I feel the urge to help others. Makes me feel good.

Haitian
Ethiopian
Cambodian
Albanian
Dane

I want to see them fight

Two israelis and two arabs.
A beta japanese to be the referee.
Sit down with beer and chips, enjoy the show.

Smelly kitchen

Can I pick women? Is it random? IT FUCKING MATTERS

Five East Asian countries so I can more easily store them under the floorboards when convenient.

>Englishman
>Canadian
>American
>Australian
>Kiwi

>German
For cleaning and keeping things in order
>American
Will do dumb shit, so I will be entertained
>Japanese qt grill
Obvious
>Belarusian
Someone normal to talk to
>Pole
Will be constantly asspained at me and the German, so another source of entertainment. Also will probably join american in dumb shenanigans.

Thanks to people saying American :D

Norwegian
Dutch
Kiwi
Spanish
Pole

Actually I must add Russia to this, two of my best friends right now are from Russia

>Romanian
I'm down for it as long as you don't eat garlic.

>two of my best friends right now are from Russia
Sorry to break it to you, user, but Zarya is not real and a Russian girl from a picture you are fapping to doesn't know you.

No, only cocaine

Computer science students at my school actually

>serb

>macedonian

>greek

>romanian

>turks

+swords

there can be only one

I'd get a big strong american so I can make him watch our sport

""Russian"" friends is more like it. No actual Russian would ever befriend a westerner.

Nice
I used to play rugby here in the US before I went to college, it's a hard man's sport. Got a big scar on my brow from it and there was revenge violence every game and brawls at every tournament
Back to your village now

thanks for the (You) mr BSA

Bronited States of America?

>Palestine
>Israel
>North Korea
>USA

Let the fun beggin

most russians would be glad to have a westerner as a friend, Mykola

Me and the Jew would play baseball with the Nork manlet as the ball and the Palestinian skeletor as the bat

I'd choose your mother, your sister, your aunt, your female cousin and your niece. i know they all are from the same country but i just like to have a bunch easy whores around me

>German
so I won't feel lonely
>Japanese
I don't like them but they clean
>Brazilian
fun people, will cook great food
>Bosnian
>Serbian
to listen to some great songs together.

And most Americans would be glad to have a Russian as a friend. My friends are Oleg and Aleksey; everyone agrees they're great

Women from various Caribbean nations because they're attractive.

Cool. I also have 2 american friends who are totally real. Their names are Abraham Lincoln and Buzz Lightyear.

Awesome

100% oriental people and I'll install some surveillance cameras indoors. They'll shut up and keep to themselves, which suits me just fine. The only potential problem is behind-the-back stealing from me/each other while we're out, but the cameras will take care of that.

Kek

>Lithuania
>Poland
>Russia
>Belarus
>Ukraine
No reason to choose any other really.

>Russian
>Serbian
>American
>German
>Estonian

an actual good Sup Forums thread

>Dane
quality people, unlike the Swedes

>Portuguese
potentially fun

>Dutch
for the humor

>illegal Mexican
do all the housework, cook all the food, and threaten to deport him if he doesn't do it

>Brit
so I can remind them every waking day that they lost their empire and it was mostly our doing

>>russia
>sissies also
lel no

>Just to see him and the American fake fun about echothers countries.
it's deadly serious
1812 never ended