Who's on your "short list" of famous celebrity chicks you'd like to hang with...

who's on your "short list" of famous celebrity chicks you'd like to hang with? I think Aubrey would be a cool hang out buddy.

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I would like to introduce my erect penis in her vagina if you know what I mean

dead careers general?

not this ugly boring bitch that's for sure

kstew

Huh?

>you'd like to hang with

is that a code for sex?

No, I don't know what you mean why would you ignore those big soft pouty lips, and head straight for the part that's probably like every other girl.

Juliette Binoche
I want to hear her hearty laugh in person

Dawn French, her personality seems as bubbly as her figure.

Plaza is one of the biggest cunts I've ever had the displeasure of working with.

- "There's no Diet Coke anywhere on the set."
- "I can get you a DC, no problem"
- "No, you don't get it. THERE'S NO DIET COKE HERE OR ANYWHERE."
- "I'll buzz someone up and get you your diet coke, not a problem."
- "Are you LISTENING TO ME? Do you fucking HEAR when people say stuff???"
- ". . ."
- "There's no FUCKING diet Cokes here. I never said I wanted one, OK? I'm saying there IS NONE. Do you fucking GET THAT?"
- "Yes, so I'll cancel the Diet Coke order."
- "I could have you fired SO FAST you fucking RETARD. Who the fuck do you think you are?"
- "I'm sorry, I'm needed on set. I'll take that into account"


Grade-A cunt.

Really jiggles my juices

Did this really happen?

>not having diet coke in the vicinity
>blame it on an actress for pointing it out

I guess that's why you're posting on Sup Forums instead of penning an oscar acceptance speech for best director, right?

Aubrey and Anna would be a great gaggle of gals to hang with.

I'd also like to listen to Jeff Bridges jam out and tell stories for a while.

Can't think of any good bar buddy celebs though. Except maybe Renner.

why is she smoking meth?

>> I guess that's why you're posting on Sup Forums instead of penning an oscar acceptance speech for best director, right?

I do makeup, you asshat. She knew it, I knew it.

i will love to "hang out" with ariel

No, it did not.

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>famous

honestly there are way more b and c listers i find interesting, most of the more obvious ones or the "famous" but not a list ones seem like boring cunts

let's go to the pool user

I would love to hate fuck her.

No, thanks, you fucking whale!

don't be mean user, dont you wanna rub my feet?

shes hardcore

its a weed you dip

I worked on a movie that she was in, actually. She is exactly how you'd imagine she would be - but also nice. Definitely a weird one though.

just the one weed?

who is that actress who did a proper masturbation video and its on pornhub now

Dawn French does seem like a cool ass nigga tbf

That's not how you smoke meth, normie idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=l1Sa9hXA4mo

Rooney fascinates me, she would be really interesting to hang out with.

I'd love to hang out with young Felicia.

i wanna hang with jenny slate, smoke a bowl or two with her, and piss ourselves laughing at fart and shit jokes.

>I'm a PA is the new "My Dad works for Nintendo".

to be fair that does sound like something she'd do just to fuck with people

are you a dyke?

would drink beers with

yes

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>would netflix and chill with

>that leaked photo of her pussy and asshole
Best fappening pic imo.

she looks like she'd bee drinking expensive cocktails while verbally abusing you

that's her in op's pic

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Delete that picture of my daughter, please.

By 'hang with' I assume you mean 'bang until their tits pop off'? Cos that's what I want to do with Aubrey.

I'd love to help her build the UCS Millennium Falcon.

All of them are huge cunts and the ones I think might not be would just disappoint me so none of them. I'd just rather be alone, kinda like how I am today on my birthday

ITS SO THICK!!!

would smash in the face with a beer

happy birthday user.
What movie/tv show will you be watching?

Fat is the word you're looking for. How anybody likes that fat wetback is beyond me.

Can't wait for her to turn into a degenerate whore.

This QT

;_;

>Can't think of any good bar buddy celebs though

Norman Reedus

her accent would drive me insane

Really? You don't think her Celtic lilt would turn your cock hard as a fossilized glass of Guinness?

You kids are real cute with your "I'm sure this hot girl has a neat personality and isn't a complete birch at all" but if were we're talking about a woman that has some character, personality and isn't just there for us to fap to then pic related is the Dame you're looking for.

>it's a Rooney postson /toy/ to find friends episode

>Can't think of any good bar buddy celebs though
Kiefer Sutherland
Russel Crowe
Eric Roberts
Ron Perlman

I've really got to teach my new phone how to swear....

rude

>smoking from a fucking bowl of things

She seems boring

sorry I'm not following

Michael?

This, I just want to shoot the shit with the classically trained brits in a bar. My best professor to hang with was an Opera star in East Germany who had all kinds of amazing stories from the thick of the Cold War

I want to watch Ancient Aliens with her.

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can a /tg/fag explain picrelated?

I want her to peg me tbqh

4th edition is a more cut down version of the game.

Irish accent has been proven to kill any erection within a 10 mile radius instantly

Going to the beach with big sis aubrey!

wtf is going on with her toes

would love to get kicked in the nuts with that freaky-toe

>spics
Not even once.

ouch

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:3

>that pic

If true, my opinion of her has increased.

Sam Raimi, every line is dialogue he writes is fascinating

>tfw she'll never slowly roast you over a fire for supporting The Patriarchy

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I dont know whats it with her but i find her very hot 2bh

hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

This hypothetical scenario only works if the celebrity would actually enjoy their time with me too.

Regardless, this is my choice

Drinking tea with big sis aubrey!

i'd put my teabag in her hot cup if you catch my drift

Taking modeling pictures of big sis aubrey!

She's thin now, and the weight loss aged her terribly

Wearing silly hats with big sis aubrey!

I'd put a rocket in her butt if you know what I mean

Looking pensive with big sis aubrey...

Taking pictures of big sis aubrey's butt!

Reciting lines from Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever with big sis aubrey!