MacLeod!

MacLeod!

Chief?

>you now remember the original cut of the sequel

RAMIREZ!

Are you a of faggot, OP?

Och Aye

Why? You cruisin' for some ass, user?

Haha. Whatever you say, user. You're the master race.

Fasil... wait... all right...

...

head chopping commences.

KURGAN

CAME INTO MY VILLAGE

BEHEADED MY FAMILIA

Doing your gymnastics routine in the middle of a sword fight will get you killed every time.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY!

*Grabs ear and spins*

Wooo

What kind of skulls was Kurgan's helmet and armor made out of? Some bear or tiger?

I think it was meant to be a sabretooth

My favorite part of the Highlander tv show is the fact that you can regularly engage in sword fights in broad light in the middle of a city that result in lightening strikes and explosions that destroy several city blocks and no one ever seems to notice.

You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap!

MacGyver!

Fasil, wait

I'll tell you what happened, user. You went down to that garage for a blow job. But you didn't want to pay for it.

Wouldn't he have to be super old for that? I figured it was just a regular old siberian tiger 'cause I think he's from what is now Russia

You're probably right. Some of the immortals were around five thousand, however. Maybe it was a Zeist sabretooth.

>Zeist sabretooth
Yeah, why not