Is this the corniest song to ever exist?

Is this the corniest song to ever exist?

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yeah. the lyrics are straight up incel

A friend of mine said it's La Dispute mixed with a retarded White rapper.

is hobo johnson here? i wanna kick his ass

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what this?

Do you really want to know? Because once you know it. There's no unknowing it. Beware.

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oh no im just a young man

holy fucking shit this is horrible

lmao @ this comment
>This is basically just a 2018 version of I Set My Friends on Fire or brokeNCYDE

that's a picture user, not a song

Cuck-core

I wish I could go back

>scones
what does he mean by this?

>I won't pull any stunts, but I'm a freaking stunt puller from birth.

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>BrokeNCYDE
Keep their name out of yer mouf kid. They are pioneers.

I mean it's pretty intense niceguy shit, but it's no more cringey than any young folk punk or screamo band. Hell how is this much cornier than Why Bother?

please don't blaspheme ismfof

>listening to Smoshcore

British/Irish baked goods.

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does anyone have recommendations for singing like this but not about being a loser incel?

yooooooooooooo

like spoken word?

>implying four years foreplay isn't a banger

>does anyone have recommendations for singing like this
Listen to a lot of 21 Pilots
>but not about being a loser incel?
hmmm

am I the only one who finds this shit cool?

>Smoshcore
how did I forget about this

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Oh that makes sense
yeah any good bands who do some cool spoken word stuff

No, and I admit this as a huge Dylan fan. This is fucking toe curling.

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Been there done that I'm not 14 anymore

jewish neuroticism

Tighten is that you?

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listener
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or mewithoutyou

el abominacion...

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MC 900ft Jesus... only he's actually good at it.

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this is cool, thanks man

check out their album wooden heart

also
if you like emo at all I'd suggest Old Gray
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seems cool at first and on the surface. Watching it back a few times just seems like "le quirky awkward heart broken cuck man"

Why?

I like it too user

Yeah the first time watching it I was like "this isn't half bad it's kind of creative", and then I actually paid attention to the lyrics.

With all the white guys there it starts to make you wonder whether he could have tried a little harder on those lyrics.. I mean if it’s about your lyrics and that’s the best you’ve got ffs dude. Oh well I get his image is just representing his life

It would be cool if not for the incel lyrics

He somehow made slam poetry even cringier

i mean honestly. its ok? does it deserve the 6 mil views on fb? fuck no

because I've never really listened to much spoken word stuff and it sounds cool.

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SCONE GAAAAAAAANG

topkek

someone in the comments called this the frendzone anthem lole

haHAA

nice use of twitch emotes on Sup Forums, it seems you are lost
ice poseidons youtube channel might be more your speed :)

God my chest hurts

from laughing?

From cringing, my chest fucking aches I hope to never publicly embarrass myself like that

jesus christ that is fucking awful, like the worst shit I've ever heard in my life. how do people seriously listen to this garbage?

Hobo Johnson is some rapey incel nice guy shit

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I liked it.

>incel
>bad at talking to girls
>autistic
is he "our" guy?

he talks like the homeless guy outside my grocery store. I love it

Sup Forums is loveshy, not incel

why are the yt comments so positive
fucking bizarre world man

also, anyone have the video of that screamo fest somewhere in the middle of bumfuck?
some kid with pink and green hair screaming and rapping over a pa with like 10 kids in the crowd.

mewithoutyou?

I feel like he has a very half-assed attempt to seem like he's D.I.Y. also I hate how the tom drummer doesn't try to open up the beat a bit more till the end. The addition of the rim taps makes me almost like the last chorus

lol I can't tell if he's sincere or if he's taking the piss out of the average fuck boy? Help

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OH my gosh. Thanks for sharing man

I can't do it

this bg kumbi?

Jesus Christ, this is trash.

slint

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I think what Dylan fans forget to realize is he sucks... he was always the minimal effort of a bigger studio effort....he's fake too Joni Mitchell says so, he's trash and untalented.

Folk punk is fucking trash, but you better leave screamo alone.
This shit fucking jams.
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what would harold bloom say about this?

nice entry level taste

I love Joni but she was always pissy cause she knew she'd have been on top if not for Bob. He just ran himself into the ground is all, his early to mid shit is gold.

>fans forget to realize is he sucks
He doesn't suck, he has several shitty albums mostly concentrated in the mid-late 80s.

>he was always the minimal effort of a bigger studio effort
It's the opposite actually. Dylan's best albums are the ones that are not overproduced - i.e. almost everything from the 60s to mid 70s and the 90s to present, where the bulk of the albums have been recorded without overdubs.

>Joni Mitchell says so
So the fuck what? Joni Mitchell has at most five good albums, Dylan has at least twenty good studio albums and a shit tonne of excellent live albums and bootlegs.

pioneers of SHit yea rite bruv

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Agree with this except joni has a lot more than more than 5 good albums and some amazing live albums out there

Y'all will bash this but spam Andrew Jackson Jihad into being sub-Sup Forumscore?

take it back.

really sucks cause i liked the album cover i thought it was funnie

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youtube.com/watch?v=7Br4VWVECqI i like his newest track

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO

What the fuck, this is like Kitty Pryde but sung by a Mexican Guy.

This the type of shit "cool" theatre kids do

oh my god

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scones < donuts < pie < everything else < cake

>make it 20 seconds in
>"okay when does the music start"
>skip to 2 minutes
>mfw realizing what's happening

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Don't associate merchant ships with this fucking garbage

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I’ve been obsessed with this song ever since it came across my fb. It’s so raw

is this xiu xiu

but he doesn't make good music

I regret all the memes, we ruined his life and his mom got doxxed guys

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Hotel Books is comfy sometimes, less incel and more actual heartbreak and depression

the accuracy is what makes me say this is kino