She hasn't texted me back yet

>she hasn't texted me back yet

no shit.

You have us :)

sports.

related.

red

dit

she's asleep

some of the best girls i've dated took a long time to reply too, it's just how girls are
they ignored me for hours only to spend the night fucking like rabbits

She’s fucking Tyrone and/or Chad

sloppy seconds.

Oh yes I'm sure inexperienced 16 yo girls are sloppy seconds

what's it like having a phone

feels worse than when my favorite sports team loses desu

If you don't see the 3 dots, it's because she's texting someone else

>caring about females when you should focus on acquiring aesthetics

It's been 12 hours though

move on mein nigga

Well of course? Good looking girls talk to dozens of people all the time, I have met only one cutie who wasn't popular, but her father or brother were always there to cockblock me and I assume everybody else who wanted a piece of that ass.

That may be a bit too much I guess

>16 year old girls are virgins
fucking kek nice one

>not being alpha enough to be the only one she talks too

I never said anything about virgins, girls start fucking at 14 or so.

Chadito got her all lubed up for you.

She's just having a little sex. She'll get back to you

Exactly, sloppy seconds

Only people I know of with that mentality were muslims and felons

What's up with Americans and cuckoldry?

#1 rule of Sup Forums: the rumors of female whoredom are often exaggerated

my ex was a very qt (she wasn't "gorgeous" but she had classic all American girl good looks and 9/10 males would be very pleased to have her) 25 y/o virgin until I popped her cherry

I guess you didn't go to a public school? A lot of if not most girls start having sex very early

>"Oh user, I've been saving myself for you."
>he believes this to be true
>in the current year
KEK
E
K

>my ex was a very qt
>25 y/o virgin

the amount of virgin in this post is stunning, the worst part is you don't even realize it, there are ways to confirm virginity bucko

>we broke up almost 4 years ago and I think about her every day

H..haha..

>"the amount of virgin in this post is stunning, the worst part is you don't even realize it, there are ways to confirm virginity bucko" is what he typed through tears of rage at the shattering of his worldview

i love my gf lads

>he fucking believed her

lmao, no wonder amreica is full of cucks

>A lot of if not most girls start having sex very early
I'm not denying that, my point is before I went out into the real world, Sup Forums had me convinced 99% of girls had already fucked a ton of guys by age 16. The fact is there is a non-negligible percentage of girls who either have not had sex that early, or have never had sex yet, or who may have had sex early but only have a few or one partner over their lifetime, even girls going into their early/mid 20s.

Not sure what kind of world you live in buddy. I walk past 13 year old girls talking about anal on a regular basis

>he doesn't know that the expression "popped her cherry" is derived from the fact that when you fuck a virgin it "pops" (breaks) her "cherry" (hymen, called "cherry" because it bleeds when it breaks)

That's true I cannot argue against that

>Every Vagina works the same
t. virgin

>tfw i'm shy so texting back takes me a while
>this fucking drives the attention whores INSANE

sometimes it works out

top post

>still trying to desperately hold onto his dignity
Poor post

No, but if a hymen wasn't broken, you fucking know it, because when you try to stick your dick in you hit a wall, and after you push past it her pussy starts to bleed, ya fuckin' virgin

Some girls don't even bleed nigger

She probably won’t bud. Let it go.

I love you all, bro/sp/ is best Sup Forums but I'm off to bed. Good luck OP

;^)

>25 year old virgin
>who also never went horseback riding, ice skating, or played a sport in her life

you got rused my dude. Nobody's hymen is intact at 25, virgin or not

The girl I'm fucking bled from yesterday and she definitely isn't a virgin and my dick isn't that big so explain that.

females often have these things called periods

Sry forgot to add that part I asked if it was cuz of her period she said no. I don't know how my dick is capable of such things but apparently it is.

...

she'll text back when she's hungry after getting plowed all night by chad

ya got worked ya fucking mark

kill her.

26 v here never asked a girl for a date

whoa there buddy you're not allowed to go talking sense out here

>she texted back straight away
>says please don't contact me again

i always figured there were people fucking on street corners in yurop, especially espana. don't you have billboards n sheit will full on naked titties?

>women despise him
>Sup Forums bans him
I'd consider hanging myself mate.

Well Id say every girl here loses her vcard at 14 but not with me lol

>can feel you have little shit nuggets near your anus but you can manage to shit them out
>every fart that comes feel like a gamble

>every fart that comes feel like a gamble

Keep texting her until she responds. Text things like:
U up babe? ;)

Literally just happened two night ago with a coworker.

>have a habit of holding my shit in
>always have
>always turns to the shits
>eventually leads to gall bladder being removed
>now every shit is runny
>Iwillnotbedeturd.mp3
>still holding shit in regularly
>sitting at a crush's house
>brand new white microfiber couch
>been bragging about it at work for days
>go to sit down
>feel the urge
>sit really fast and clench
>liquid shit shoots out of my ass as I make contact
>blows right up the back of my pants
>streams down my legs
>liquid shit stops and foamy crap fills my pants
>I can actually hear it crackle the way turds do sometimes
>feel it lift and surround my balls
>get up and walk out without a word
I called my boss and quit over the phone the next morning. He laughed and told me he didn't want me shitting all over the store anyway. She'd told everyone, apparently.