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dabbing on the haters edition

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me

*dances like an anime girll*

Wanna sit on the couch on a hot day in nothing but our underwear and watch TV while the AC runs in the background with Victoria Justice

*grinds on you*

>watch TV

depends what's on desu.

ew nigger dancing

why can't you just make a good post for once you worthless, stupid piece of shit?

she has nice nips

Time for your sports /cum/.

I don't have any particular preference for drawing style, i've seen some anime that looks ok and some western stuff that does too, i think that more depends on the particular thing than the culture of origin

i've seen a few anime movies and tv shows, i watched welcome to the nhk all the way through, and i've seen dragon ball obviously

We'll watch reruns of Game of Thrones like a couple of normal people.

>usps says my package is out for delivery
>should arrive today
>mail comes, no package

Hello?

haha btfo

DELET THIS

Saw something fall out of the back of a USPS truck earlier and ran the box over

anyone remember that time CB said he wanted to lick that Dutch guys nipples

Yeah, canada! god you're so stupid

fakenews

eh, why not. might get a handie.

youtu.be/lCBF_XSFmng

really get this song

every good boy deserves fudge

In the pipe, five by five

is anyone playing starcraft remastered?

i wouldn't mind playing some of my favorite UMS maps again

why did UMS fail so badly on starcraft 2 anyways? have e-sports killed games?

if you google to word for "woman" in japanese, misa comes up lol

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wow rude :^)

*goes to a public theater to watch a movie and yells "HE'S GOT A GUN" every time a gun appears on screen*

just ate chinese food

*calls the cops on you for causing public disturbance*

i love sushi

anybody wanna play cave explorer

*vomits feces*

kys

i love gimbap

*has valid excuse and is able to clear up this unusual scenario to the cops but is warned severely*

i liked it

>FUMAREMUUUUU
>KANA
>FUMAREMUUU
>HAJIMARUUUU

Did you eat it before or was it a health issue?

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HELLO FRIENDS

I love your guys' knives and cheese!

Thanks :3

*runs quickly all the way to the bathroom*

wew, I'm pooped.

how come sometimes Spongebob can survive without water and sometimes he can't

don't give a fuck about the guy ordering me to do shit in the old thread

do you love Nippon?

日本が大好き(￣ε￣@) ヽ(‿)ノ ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~
(─‿‿─) (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

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>go to chinese place
>order california rolls and teriaki
>get death threats on a korean dojin service
???

looks like my grandma's floor

begone thot

The
Hope
Of
The world

today was a good day

I'm more of a S T I C C man myself

am now in the possession of beer.

Business idea: Sell cell phones that have non rechargeable batteries and demand 5 USD per battery. Tell people it's not that much per month they have to spend on batteries.

Business Idea: sell rechargeable batteries and put the swiss out of business

Business idea: Sell cell phones that have non rechargeable batteries and demand 4 USD and 50 cents per battery. Tell people it's not that much per month they have to spend on batteries and is a much better deal than the Swiss guys'.

Business idea: Invent proprietary, 100% patented, non rechargeable batteries for cell phones

Business idea: Sell cell phones that come with gfs to lonely neets

When was the last time you had a nice cock in you throat. I'm talking thicc, none of that slope shit.

when was the last time you were over?

Business idea: Ancestry.com meets Tinder.

Business idea: going to sleep

doesn't Iceland have the exact reverse of that in order to prevent accidental inbreeding?

When I was picking up your mother. She needs to lose some weight if she wants a second date.

Business idea: Make an illegal price agreement with the American guy whose cell phones have the cheaper batteries.

I would love to fuck an unknown cousin

Why would you be picking up my mother while I was sucking your thicc cock??

Business idea: give everyone HIV

Yes it's called 3 degrees to Kevin Bjäcon

I play it safe and keep a beard nearby at all times

lol

ganbatte!

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This is my gf. Would you fuck her?

yeah

>her

first trap I've legitimately been attracted to.

Only if she had a feminine penis

Only if you watch

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i would lick her brown nipples

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Guys how do I tell if a hooker is legit or a police scam/a couple of people who want to steal my money?

All the ones in my area are super overpriced (~$300) and often fat/ugly. There are ad listings that are spammed to hell all over the page and I decided to text it today after assuming it was spam the whole time (see pics provided, obviously models).

Texted the number today and it turned out to be way cheaper than I anticipated ($170/hr) and they told me to wait at this one intersection and to text back when I was there. I wasn't there, but I texted anyways and I was given an address to a house about a block away and told to just stand outside and to not knock (thought this was weird). It's not a bad area and is right next to a hospital. I asked if she had real pics and she kept insisting they were real when they obviously weren't.

Anyways decided to just stop responding at that point and then she texted me asking me if I was actually coming and eventually called me and I actually talked to her. Definitely an asian female

Should I actually go there sometime soon or is it a scam?

whats that one repost about that one anime guy that gets a magical phone and can call his girl self in an alternate universe?

go, fuck, post pics

dead

>seeing a hooker
grim

Feels like you're going to get jumped then stabbed desu

I'd assume so to but its not in a bad area and I talked to her on the phone

Made a picture that's fitting for all /cum/ threads

I'm 22 and figure its best to get it out of the way

Go for it my friend, just be yourself :)

that's all really shady.

hmmhmm, ur lucky the janny is watching me

would you an autistic ebony princess?

youtube.com/watch?v=18c_oZ_3slg

mmmm she is crosseyed