>wake up today feeling good
>walk to the gym for the first time ever to keep the positive feeling going
>half the gym turns and looks at me
>stiffly walk over to the sign in counter
>before I can open up my mouth the guy says "Ok..lets see your member I.D"
>I scramble looking for my wallet
>"maybe its in your gym bag that you put behind you on the chair" he says
>"haha yeahh your right" I say
>The fucking chair falls over as I try to grab my bag from it
>Everyone in the gym looks directly at me, literally pausing mid sets
>hand over my moms id to the guy at the counter
>he looks back and forth at me and the id
>"This isn't you" he says
>"Well yeah, it's my moms but it says she can bring a friend"
>"actually that's only for accompanied minors. Your mom would need to be with you"
>"how old are you even" he asks
>turning 27 next week" I say
>he looks at me out of pity
>"well look, seeing as its your birthday soon I'll let you off"
>He hands it back
>I juggle the I.d then it falls on to the ground
>think to my self that I'm such a fuck up I can't even go to a gym correctly
>At this point I don't even want to do cardio
>I walk over to the weights instead
>Think that while I'm here I should try to talk to people and make friends
>spot a group of 3 guys and 2 girls
>walk up to them and say "Hi hello there, my name is user"
>The girls look at the chads
>One Chad says with a smirk "uh hi there bud, are you lost?"
>I say "Haha noo, I am just looking for some buddies to train with"
>one of the Stacy's busts out laughing "I have to go to the bathroom" she says
>I say "safe travels"
>Her friends "I really can't take this weirdo anymore, lets leave"
>they all agree to leave
>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"
>They leave
>I sit on a benchpress staring at the wall for an hour just thinking
>Finally leave
Why can't I act like a normal human? What did I do wrong guys?
Wake up today feeling good
Kek
brah, dont hate the player hate the game
>"safe travels"
What is that supposed to mean? Stop talking in sayings.
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics
heh, brah, it means keep on doing you little man, youll get it one day
Here's some news, you're adopted!
Just be yourself bro.
at least the chad was nice
Though I walk through the Valley of the Chads, I shall fear no spaghetti.
Chad was able to sympathize with you.
Even some Chads start off like you. Don't pity yourself or get self-conscious.
Remember you're shitty today, but one day you'll be the Chad that puts his hand on your shoulder.
Gotta start somewhere.
>Safe travels
you're just scum, that's all
"safe travels"
What the actual fuck.
>safe travels
Jesus dude just lift weight.
Get big, ignore the women and they will eventually come to you.
>I sit on a benchpress staring at the wall for an hour just thinking
>hogging the benchpress for an hour
That story went from funny to enraging real quick.
You fucked up again because this isn't /r9k/ you mega autist
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How do people come up with these stories?
it's romania, so I know it didn't happen for real since they don't even have running water there much less gyms
This isn't /bbc/ either but you're still here
Din ce oras esti?
>"safe travels"
Burger are you really sure you want to pull the running water card?
Jet jidane
>implying a nation of gypsies haven't just sold all the pipes by now
qeq
Remember to breath fatso
>Burger has learned to use a gypsy joke, aproximately one century after it stopped being funny.
You do realize our biggest shitole does not even compare to proud cities like Detroit.
Pariu 5 lei ca esti un mitic.
Report this thread for not being politically related.
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>Talking to retarded chads and their whore girlfriends
There's your first fuckup there
>going outside
trying to be normalfag.. this is what you deserve
Come on guys, this thread is our chance to give advice that will influence positive social change in Europe, by that I mean we can potentially talk a depressed gypsy into killing himself.
You have not much to live for OP, consider suicide
~~~~> /adv
Go back to rebbit or /r9k/, newfag.
>Leaf
Having American propaganda saved as a non-american is quite pitiful
stop shitposting stupid canadian
>canadian
>white
>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"
That's actually a pretty bro thing to say, i bet in words it didn't sound like i read it
btw this isn't /fit/
>"Don't worry bud, keep trying"
There, that's all you need.
When they say "be yourself" what they really mean is pretend to be exactly like everyone else and say nothing controversial and dont fuck it up by spazzing out.
>I have such a shallow mind and lack of actual political stance or thinking, that I've been very easily completely enveloped by the Majority Poster perpetuated propaganda
Wow buddy, I thought I misscliked on r9k for a moment, the chad was right, it seems you are lost.
You give way too much of a shit what people think. That's what caused every problem you had.
Ugh Its one of those reddit tier threads
Where the shitty op makes a fake story
Uses a trigger phrase. Uses shitty vpns to do something like this.
>safetravels
+a shitty laughing reaction.jpg
Then takes a shitty screencap and posts it in a YLYL thread to sweep in some ((yous))
Shits fucking gay. Not funny. Fake. and Reddit tier.
Get the fuck out, faggots.
>Haha! It's the Americans fucking everything up!
The fact that you're shiposted to death at 7% might mean something.
BTFO
>safe travels
Also, never talk to chads.
this never happened
what dude? I mean pretty lame that you cant buy you're own membership, but I really enjoy the company of people willing to approach and introduce themselves. That rarely happens in america.
@78849894
You're just mad no one gave your shitty wordsoup a (you)
cooeee, sari de pe un pod in mortii tei
> be beta nu-male
> be autistic in public
> shitpost feelings on Sup Forums
Jesus, stop shitting this board with ur bullshit, you fucking gypsy.
you did nothing wrong
Here's your problem.
You're not acting like yourself and you making
too much of an ordeal out of every situation.
If you really want to get exercise, find a hobby that
has exercise in it.
Find some people with like interest. Don't force yourself on chad.
Poti sa am explici gluma care a zis ca nu o inteleg.
Old, stale pasta.
The difference between U.K and Canada, and why the U.K would not be in the Americans crosshairs nearly as much is due to the simple fact that Canadians are much more inclined to be anti-american.
In fact there is no other poster that is likely to be anti-american than the Canadian- this is a good thing
In response the American naturally will simply try to paint the Canadian as a *shit poster *
>1.28%
I guess Finland wins the most Sup Forums posts per capita?
I get that you hate being pitied so just FOCUS on gains and ignore humans.
BBC is superior to white boys. As a white female i stopped dating white men because too many of them are just limpdick, video game playing, anime watching manchildren. Black men are naturally more fit, have bigger cocks, and last longer in bed. Most of you neets talk shit about how us white women have careers, well it's not like any of you neets could actually provide for a woman anyway. It's really cute to see you white boys get so angry about who women date, when the majority of you are the equivalent to fat bitter tumblristas who can't get any sex. Black dick is way better at making me cum and i will never go back to white boys. They're nothing like black MEN
GO and get your sex-bots, you're not good enough for a real woman. Seriosuly do you have nothing better to do than to cry about two girls having fun? Seriously you white boys sure are pathetic lol. Go back to making love to your 2d anime waifu pillow.
White boys are some of the most insecure people I've ever come across. You all act like you're some bastion of morality and success, when in reality most of you really are losers. I came to this website because there were some racist small dick white losers that were from this board that were talking shit to my boyfriend on facebook. All of them weren't using their real name of course but I came here so it would be clear that you limpdick white-boys understand that I am sick of you. There's a reason why your called white BOYS instead of men. The majority of you like i said are neets and the only place you can act tough is online. My boyfriend is 6'4 240 lbs and ripped. So stop talking shit, because it doesn't make up for the size of your puny white cocks.
I can date who I want, I'm happy to have a career, and my future child will be mulatto. I'll be enjoying life, while you losers are STILL here being bitter as fuck, thinking your opinion of women matters as if you interact with them.
HAHA
let me do this
>safe travels
GoldenLEL.jpg
Yeah. Ok. Vpn faggot.
Not funny, irrelevant to Sup Forums
and pretty sure this fags going to post this in YLYL thread.
Is that not the aim of this entire thread?
Or is it just a shitty slide/newfag thread.
There's nothing of value here. And the Forcing of
>safe travels
Is quite obvious.
>What did I do wrong guys?
you made this thread
oddly enough that Chad was encouraging you. Instead of being a total faggot to you he is actually seeing you are trying to follow the path of Chad while being a sperge. I would take that as some positive encouragement. Also, if you noticed, he didn't take the stupid Stacy side he just told you to keep trying regardless because Stacy is just a hole to him.
Great, now do a per capita
More like there's 2-3 continuous leafs shitting up any given thread at any time.
I see maybe 1 Brit in 5 threads shitposting. Why can't you write posts that are coherent and improve board quality?
Also, that's the shittiest shop I've ever seen.
Holy fuck..
Atleast its better than "Sup Forums BTFO" "BREXIT BTFO" "HOW CAN WHITEYS EVEN COMPETE" etc.
Atleast this gave me a good laugh
>humans interacting
>politics
pick two
Gunna get big, matey. From now on, one more scoop until you can bench at least 2pl8, then they won't talk to/about you that way anymore. That one chad sounds like a bro, tho.
R9k gypsy fuck
what kind of r9k shit is this?
Kill yourself fat fuck
You haven't done the coming of age exercise of denting dry wall with your fists and forehead.
Be sure to scream really loud during and after you do it.
Once you have practiced your technique a bunch at home, go show the folks at the gym what you learned.
They will be so impressed that you will get a free membership to the county gym next to the courthouse.
6'3 180lbs
>Romania
>When his height starts with 5
my Sup Forums paranoia said demoralizing propaganda
>Don't go out, normies will laugh at you
Hard to argue with you when you look like this
copy pasta
wew you're right what was i thinking
HAHAHA absolutely hilarious
HE SAID A FUNNY
>safe travels
HAHAH HOW FUNY AWKWARD HAHAH
LE GOLDENLEL.JPG
reddit tier/9fag cancer shit in an unrelated board.
>2 days later
>OP in YLYL thread
>posts this with select posts having
>safe travels
>lelface.jpg
such an easy formula
Improving board quality WOULD mean removing the American.
Following Brexit- a wave of negative threads were being spammed as if to leave a bad taste in the tongue over what happened- overwhelmingly American OP's.
Additionally if such a thing were to exist something like a George Soros shill group it WOULD originate in U.S.A
>uk
>country
Sounds like the plot of an 80's movie
Um sure it happened though.. In your head
Also, who the fuck hogs a bench just to stare at the wall for an hour?
Learn to bait
Your autism is too much man
better yourself
i await your retort
>over 50% of 80 million posts
>can find 6 examples
Very convincing find friendo.
>90 replies in 40 mins
Delete your account
>"safe travels"
>my sides
Except that the story is probably fake, he's lucky he didn't get pushed down hard and laughed at by everyone who witnessed the encounter.
He should try out political debate club next. Except those politics nerds can be even more rage tier than the ultra jocks.
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what you don't find it funny?
>safe travels
HAHA he said safe travels to a girl in the gym while she went to the bathroom
Isn't that funny and awkard. haha
it's so hilarious and totally not artificial and forced
also
Not an argument
>shitposting leaf telling anyone to be removed
Why on earth were you even thinking of doing cardio?
>safe travels
Oh no, please tell me you didn't
Was does that even mean?
Go to bed my man
Thread Hiden
lmao keep digging. If you dig deep enough you might find some bants.
>safe travels
kekd
Kill yourself newfag nigger
I second this.
Recognition and acceptance is earned.
thats pretty normal? Just lose the self pity.
This story can't be real, if it is - kill yourself, there's really no help for you.
Your autism is the funniest thing in the thread, thanks user, safe travels
>Safe travels