/epl/ - Sick and Tired of international footy edition

Road to Matchday 8:

>Saturday, October 14th
12:30 Liverpool - Man United
15:00 Burnley FC - West Ham
15:00 Man. City - Stoke City
15:00 Crystal Palace - Chelsea
15:00 Tottenham - Bournemouth
15:00 Swansea City - Huddersfield
17:30 Watford - Arsenal

>Sunday, October 15th
13:30 Brighton - Everton
16:00 Southampton - Newcastle

>Monday, October 16th
20:00 Leicester City - West Brom

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telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/11665938/David-Gold-announces-new-signing...-and-welcomes-the-wrong-player.html
bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-41565814
youtube.com/watch?v=RpE_vEzZYD0
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Who /squires/ here?

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not political/10

i like these

>fantasy team has zero injuries from international break
>only jesus left to play

plz

>Big Sam's head on the 4th panel
Losing my sides here

I'm cancelling my sky sub, newcastle have been on tv almost every weekend and its disgusting

>replying to yourself

They should just show the top teams on sky cause then everyone will be happy. The bangwagoners get to watch their team and the non-bandwagoners don't get fucked about for tv for matches they are going to go to anyway

i think the super league needs to happen, the epl is a relic of the past and just ruins the game for the top teams, the bottom teams arent needed any more and need to fuck off

>epl
>wanting a super league
Way to show your true colour mohammed

no one wants to see your shit team and you are sucking money out of the league you cunt

i hate the championship

>you are sucking money out of the league
How is that even possible?

taking away tv money from the teams which can actually use it rather than giving the top 6 more so they can compete in europe you take it and waste it to do nothing with it or just avoid relegation which does nothing

>so they can compete in europe
>he supports the league as a whole rather than just his own team

i support man utd, but the league should be dominant as well, man utd having more money to spend to do better in the cl is infinitely better than no name fc getting more money to do nothing at all

>taking away tv money from the teams which can actually use it
I have no clue what you're trying to say.

All leagues need their shite clubs. Someone has to finish bottom.

Removing 14 clubs from the PL wouldn't stop that.

>i support man u
>i support the richest club in the world
>we aren't competitive even when having more money than everyone else and need more money given to us
Jesus mohammed, are you just trying to play up to your stereotypes?

"Super" Sunday

Have an English super league instead and make it like the NFL with much more parity.

>Netherlands
lmao of course you are
>eplel

>"I went and asked him for his autograph at the Portmarnock Links Hotel and he said 'no'. I'm sure he's alright, but it sort of stuck with me ever since.
Lol.

Thank fuck this is back I've missed decent footy threads.
Have you thought of the possible long term consequences of this? Eroding the whole league?

Realistically speaking, if Liverpool manage to beat United this Saturday, regardless of the manner, just what exactly will Sup Forums's reaction be?

>if Liverpool manage to beat United

My reaction either way.

My reaction will be .

Some >mouyes posting but then the realisation that Man City are going to walk the league followed by sadness

no matter what I win

>kill Fellaini
>confirm no contact with Mouyes
>Lukaku still questionable with ankle
>"hes fit and will play"
based Martinez

Probably happiness - I love upsets.

Although Liverpool losing 4-0+ would be great.

Fucking cunt, hope he gets 7-1’d

I used to like Martinez, but if >we end up with Lukaku and Fellaini injured (+Pogba), I'm gonna be mad.

based Bobby M, clearly hates utd like any other sensible human

>tfw >we are back again

MANES DONE HIS HAMSTRING IN FOR FUCKS SAKE

>that Liverpool feel

>Liverpool star Sadio Mane set to be out for up to six weeks after suffering hamstring injury on international duty
mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-star-sadio-mane-set-11319973

>Liverpool forward Sadio Mane could be out for up to six weeks with a hamstring injury picked up playing for Senegal.

Hahahahh P W N E D. Now we just need Salah to go the same way and the battle for 4th is on!

>letting it slip already

>Iran U17 are beating Germany's U17 2-0 atm

Are Iran elite?

Lads. We need to get more posters. I cannot build more anti-Arsecuck support without new posters. We all hate the Arsecucks and they should be banned, but until the majority of the board agrees, it won't happen. What can we do?

>could be
Mongs. ABL is a mental illness and it won't work. We've got plenty of depth.

When does the team have to be submitted? If Barkley or Wilshere manage to stay fit and actually play, they could be the solution desu. Neville has already selected Barkley for 2018 in his list.

fugg a fatty

...

>gets called fat because she is fat
>says she doesn't care that she's fat, fat is beautiful
>loses half her body mass
>is no longer fat, now constantly pouts and tries to look good
>gets called ugly because she is ugly
What happens next? #uglypride for 6 months until surprise plastic surgery to reduce ugliness?

For me, it's Kane. And you?

first good one in a while

wenga out blud
Lukaku

for me its

Why is Didi Hamann such a miserable cunt. Spends his days retweeting inane anti-Brexit and anti-Trump shite and writing bollocks articles

>have shitty meme defense
>if we lose 1 forward, the gegenpressing meme dies and the team goes bonkers like last year during february
>Klopp:"Let's get more midfielder la"

I want out of this ride

Lost all his money gambling. He only does pundit work to pay off the debts.

Just stop bandwagoning them. You're a Canadian soccer fan and decided to follow Liverpool of all the team you can follow. Just choose your Citys, your Uniteds, your Chelseas and the like.

Please somebody tell me what happened to Obiang?

>I want out of this ride
No one is stopping you getting off and going to support a canadian mls team

Was he the guy West Ham signed to not appear racist or the first guy they signed?

lol what the fuck?

Him and Ogbonna. They signed one and put a photo up of the other, they then signed the 2nd one to try and cover their asses

Based Vaughany got the Welsh seething

twitter.com/MichaelVaughan/status/917492079869259777

taff can't handle the banter

GOTTA RUN FAST AT PLAYERS REALLY FAST MAN

What a loss

Who's your club's top 3 managers lads?

Mine:

1. Nigel Pearson
2. Martin O'Neill
3. Matt Gillies

Udo Lattek, Jupp Heynckes, Ottmar Hitzfeld

nice list

John Carver
Joe Kinnear
Alan Shearer

1. Shankley
2. Klopp
3. Rodgers

Source?

ofcourse you would be sick of international footy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/west-ham/11665938/David-Gold-announces-new-signing...-and-welcomes-the-wrong-player.html

Yeah it's boring as fuck going undefeated in qualifiers every time

>tfw we've been through 3 managers since we last lost a qualifer

Reminder Palace get their first (maybe only?) 3 points of the season at St. James Park on the 21st

nice try, but it's actually:

1) Taylor
2) Holloway
3) Levein

Mate, I think you'll find it's:

1. Sousa
2. Megson
3. Bassett

>not Sven at number 1

We have plenty of forwards. Just need a quality midfielder for when Coutinho goes and a CB.

>bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-41565814
absolute madman

>Wilshere
stop

What a lovely photo

>Just need a quality midfielder for when Coutinho goes
naby's already on his way lad

Blades here
1. Bassett
2. Wilder
3. Warnock

what did you think of TG podcast with Shearer?
For me, Geordie's mate needs to boil to death
youtube.com/watch?v=RpE_vEzZYD0

>Arsenal match on Saturday
Feels so foreign now

doesn't seem that long ago where he was ranting on about nile ranger in a webcam quality vid

happiest he has looked in a while. probably because international week and no nonstop shit day in day out

he's such a faggot, clearly sheltered from lifes cruelties and clearly never been punched in the face.

Cocky twats always need a punch to the face to humble them

Think it's terrific

this tbqh.
Look at this worldie from Sven's era.

I was there that day too

youtube.com/watch?v=umfbe4-73fI

>haha look at me I'm not including the manager that won us the fucking Premier League haha we're so hipster and cool haha proper lads am I right haha lifelong fans haha

Genuinely fuck off.

I said Pearson though you gobshite

there were some really fun games that season, seem to remember naughton and van aanholt scoring great goals in convincing wins

plus >we had roman bednar for a few games, who was entertainingly shite

yes, my selection was entirely serious!

He's biked to Fair on his own apparently, bless his cotton socks.

he is the madman we don't deserve

comes across as a nice guy desu

Don't forget Bruma mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=EBio7fqdTMM

>roman bednar
I randomly remembered him the other day.

He wasn't that good from what I recall.

We really don't deserve him. Ehab's going to give him an aneurysm or PTSD.

By all accounts he's lovely, if a bit nutty. Seems a bit naïve tactically, but long-term he's never going to build the team he wants with us sadly.

Hull are 5 points ahead of Sunderland.
They are 23rd though.
Please lad, Meyler is too good to be in Lower League 3.