Netherlands vs Sweden: Pre-Match Thread

Kick-off 20.45 CET
Venue: Amsterdam Arena
Official: Sergey Karasev

Expected Line Ups
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Netherlands (4-3-3)
GK: Jasper Cillessen, Barcelona
RB: Joel Veltman, Ajax
CB: Virgil van Dijk, Southampton
CB: Karim Rekik, Hertha Berlin
LB: Daley Blind, Manchester United
CM: Georginio Wijnaldum, Liverpool
CM: Davy Pröpper, Brighton
CM: Davy Klaassen, Everton
RW: Arjen Robben, Bayern München
CF: Vincent Janssen, Fenerbahce
LW: Ryan Babel, Besiktas

Sweden (4-4-2)
GK: Robin Olsen
RB: Mikael Lustig
CB: Victor Lindelöf
CB: Andreas Granqvist
LB: Ludwig Augustinsson
RM: Victor Claesson
CM: Sebastian Larsson
CM: Jakob Johansson
LM: Emil Forsberg
CF: Marcus Berg
CF: Ola Toivonen

Well friends, let's discuss this match.

I'm expecting Netherlands going all full attack. They should win the match.

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>making a thread about a game between two literally who teams two hours before kick-off
Why?

can netherlands still go to playoffs or is it over already for them?

The have a small chance. If they win and France draws or loses to Belarus they win the group. If they win with 7-0 they qualify for play-offs.

Belgium will score 7 goals tonight in support of our northern neighbours

They have to make a clean sheet as well. That won't be easy considering their poor defending and the fact that Sweden haven't failed to score in more than a year.

this match is meaningless. from a swedish perspective, switzerland - portugal is a more interesting game because we will meet the loser of that match in the playoffs. of course, it doesn't really matter who we meet because we will be knocked out anyway

they can't win the group you idiot, their only chance is if they win 7-0 which is such a common result in football

be careful

Holland 8-0 I believe.

Everyone with me:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

if this happens i will kill myself, i wouldn't be able to handle the embarrassment

Honestly if it was Netherlands vs. Luxembourg it would be an interesting race against time.

What happened to Netherlands? Silver in 2010, bronze in 2014. I heard it's a generational change but other traditionally good teams have maybe 2 years of weaker play then they get back to the elite level.

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I heard Netherlands needs to score at least 6 goals, is it right?

They need to outscore Sweden by 7 goals.

>Dat Netherlands XI

Wtf happened. I only rate Robben. Wijnaldum is okay I guess.

I used to be like "shieeet" whenever I saw Netherlands XI...

They need to score 7 more goals than us so 7-0 is the easiest way to achieve it

>Toivonen
Finns, they're EVERYWHERE!

Prepare your Anus.

>football

Lol I believe you mean soccer

But Sweden's is even more shit. Just compare our players club addresses with theirs.

GK: Robin Olsen: Copenhagen
RB: Mikael Lustig: Celtic
CB: Victor Lindelöf: Manchester United
CB: Andreas Granqvist: Krasnodar
LB: Ludwig Augustinsson: Werder Bremen
RM: Victor Claesson: Krasnodar
CM: Sebastian Larsson: Hull
CM: Jakob Johansson: AEK Athen
LM: Emil Forsberg: Leipzig
CF: Marcus Berg: Al Ain
CF: Ola Toivonen: Toulouse

1 vs 1 stats Ned vs
Games won: 7
Games drawn: 4
Games lost: 8

Its all hockey and skating from here on.

Actually, from a swedish perspective, this match is very interesting because of multiple implications towards future ranking and seedings. A win will give Sweden an easier group in the next tournaments qualifiers

>still not a dutch poster itt

this is pretty sad, no?

they all fled this place in shame, they're a bunch of limpwristed faggots that can't take a loss

I'm guessing Sweden's wins came in the 50's?
Yes if we win we get to play in group A in League of Nations.
Dutch are bad losers.

This is FAKE NEWS

The Jointsmokers need to score 7 (SEVEN) goals to get 2nd place and advance to playoffs. Imagine they win 6-0 tonight KEK

>Playing a 4-3-3 when down 7 goals
Do you need any defenders on the field, let alone 4?
Just pump everyone into the attack

post yfw he scores 9 goals

I hope Sweden opens the scoring

Just to see the look of despair in the players eyes, if for some reason it's not already there

You don't understand, if they don't play a 4-3-3 Cruyff will spin in his grave

I know Aqua fresh had explained this before, but the Netherlands always tries to meme a 4-3-3, as if they had the talent for the formation

it's my fetish to see the defeat in the dutch their eyes, 1815 - 1830 never forget

Seven goals ain't hard. Git gud, Pattjacken.

Are you Walloon? A lot of people in Sweden have Walloon ancestors.

No Flanders.
>A lot of people in Sweden have Walloon ancestors.
Didn't know that. Why?

I told you I had nothing to do with that stop bullying me

Sup. Most of us have accepted that we're in for some rough times. LvG did great, but that was a serious fluke. We just dont have the quality right now and wont for some years. It is what it is. We'll be back one day. Probably wont win a WC, but hopefully we'll be able to dazzle and entertain the world with our tactics and technique once again. One fine day.

Hello darkness my old friend

Dubs and france chokes

Guestworkers of sort.

They were good Ironworkers so the king Gustav II Adolf encouraged many to settle here in the 17th century.

They were recruited to come work here for a period of time, but most stayed afterwards.

Oranje is going to beat Swedecucks 7-nil

screencap this

What was wrong about that era?
It was probably the worst mistake that was ever made.


Also, I for one welcome our Viking cucklords

>being a cuck
Zelfbeschikkingsrecht jongen

Why aren't the Dutch starting 11 Syrian refugees?
Then the Swedes will just allow them to do whatever they want
Because tolerance

Belgian identity is artificial though.
It exists nowadays but it is quite hollow.
Only feel Belgian when the Red Devils are playing.

Belgian identity is growing, especially with young people. Too much nationalism isn't good either. We're good in this place and time

>merifat with their cuck jokes
Every time

What if Netherlands and Belgium merged? Wouldn't they have a kick-ass NT and domestic league? I don't understand why this isn't happening. Most Belgians are dutch.

>What if Netherlands and Belgium merged
because we'd rather not, thanks

they were like 1000 individuals who came here

one drop rule

We 36% now

So there is literally ZERO chance of this ending 7-0 tonight right? It would be be far more interesting if they had a 4 goal deficit, or something with an outside chance. This is just ridiculous

Ake as a wingback?
Blind as a central midfielder?

>Wouldn't they have a kick-ass NT
It would just be Belgium + maybe 3-4 Dutch players on the bench
>Wouldn't they have a kick-ass league
Shit + Shit =/= Good

>elderly wingers
>teenage defence
>JUST midfield
>sunday league forward

godspeed weedland

>Going with 4 defenders
>Having less attackers than the number of goal they need to score
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

I hope we're motivated enough to go for the win.

1 Robin Olsen, 2 Mikael Lustig, 3 Victor Nilsson Lindelöf, 4 Andreas Granqvist, 6 Ludwig Augustinsson - 17 Viktor Claesson, 7 Sebastian Larsson, 13 Jakob Johansson, 10 Emil Forsberg - 20 Ola Toivonen, 9 Marcus Berg.

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE NETHERLANDS \o/

I hope you beat them 7-0 so that one autistic Swede fucks off of this board.

You don't need to worry about us as long as you don't slip up.

Very rude.

>Janssen
>Babel
>Vilhena
>Blind
>Aké
>REKIK (REFUCKINGKIK)
>Tete
>Cillessen

Only LCIM, Van Dijk and Wijnaldum are ok. wtf happened

Reminder we got refballed in the first match against sweden, when Bas Dost's winner got illegitimately disallowed.

Not that we deserve to be in the world cup...

Give your energy to your NT so i doesnt consist of 100% niggers, jean-pierre

I have a feeling France will drop points, so if we could win that'd be swell.

Wasn't it Vincent Janssen's goal that got disallowed because of an elbow?

Post yfw Holland wins 6-0.

I'm really hoping that the Dutch pull it off so Sup Forums will be flooded with nothing but "SWEDEN YES" threads and posts

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Nee maar echt, wat de kanker is zijn probleem? Wat een fucking vieze, gore, enge vent

>Not shitposting on all flag boards

Missing out on easy (you)s mate

Netherlands will not win 11-0

And Cycling and Formula One, Giuseppe.

If the Dutch and Swedes played 7 times could the Dutch score 7 goals combined?

I hope """"""""""""""we"""""""""""""lose.
Fuck this semen slurping sport.

I hope we win.
I love this semen slurping sport.

When he loses his job will the advocater of Dicks forever be remembered for his "Sweden will not win 8-0" comment

Is Dick Advocaat a mens rights activist or a homo activist?

that one is going to stick

Anyone have a stream?

An advocate for men's right to dick men.

Of course
If it involves foreigners and semen slurping you just know the Swedes are all over it

Swedish victory gives you 4 times the money on most betting sites. What are you waiting for?

No big dick is an alpha

Not gonna watch it lol

YANKS OUT

>Samenvattning
>Sammanfattning
Dutch is pretty similar to Swedish.

Sweden will take the lead

Sky Sports has 8 games to choose from, and this isn't one of them

Nice placing a bet soon.

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