Fash choons edition
/brit/
The gf
who is this ejaculation station
A Brazilian male. You're gay now.
Salut les gars .
I'd suck her dick
Hello poof.
the absolute state of you, fruitcake
Headhunter said she'd call me this week about the results of my final interview from early last week
CALL ME ALREADY EEEEAAAARRRGGHHH
jokes on you i was already gay :^)
gf
alri fag
You have to admit he is a sexy lad though
still upset air new zealand moved from cute teal to boring black.
That's undeniable
still upset this doesn't fly.
never had to rape a kangaroo, they're always up for it
why did the brit go to the dentist?
to get his teeth dented
while i never really cared for the notion of having a favourite single colour, i do have a soft spot for teal
Grounded forever, just like British relevancy
mental how people in the early 1910s though aircraft were bollocks and then ww1 happens and suddenly they're everywhere
HATE foot blisters
haha terryfolds
*succs ur toes*
:3
At the beginning of the war, generals thought that airplanes were just a toy and that zepplins were going to continue ruling the skies.
Wish they did
Poop wiener cock balls fanny twat arse willy bum shit todger dong minge
zeppelins are for benders m8
zeppelins were the first effective bombers after all
I am going to take a shower now.
Zeppelins flew higher than anti air guns could hit until planes got got guns and have the cheeky cunts a bloody good shooting.
Recommend me a movie or documentary featuring the English Civil War / Oliver Cromwell for someone, who knows little-to-nothing about the whole thing.
>I was a neo-Nazi. Then I fell in love with a black woman
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40779377
wow brazil has some very clean and accurate step ladders
Pokemon
>But an encounter in prison changed her life forever.
Stopped reading right there.
Told me everything I needed to know.
Minge sniffers, the lot of you. You all should be ashamed you filthy squealing piglets.
how was your shower?
Take back our future
Cromwell is good. The rest make Cromwell out to be a bad guy which is wrong.
saucy bruce, i like it
name (1) flaw (good luck)
Rearranging some files in my music folder.
Now I'm gonna take it.
Keep me apprised
too merciful in Ireland
dead
zeppelins were cool, we should bring them back now that disasters can't happen anymore
Didn't kill enough Irish
Buy fish sticks
prefer wacky bruce to saucy bruce tbph
destination england
yo blair
*dies in combat because of the shitty quality of the guns*
slavs aren't human, they're a cyborg race created by pyotr
*flies into the thread with a propeller*
wa-ha-ha hey lads
*propeller starts spinning me*
ohhh nooo I'm gunna get siiiiiccckk aanadddd horrrnyyyyyy- BLLBADWDAWDWJHEEAAUGHBBBRRRAAAPPPPPHNNNGGGGPSSSHHH
*start farting, cumming, pooing, throwing up and pissing as I spin about rapidly*
Destination: the grocer, to buy a nice tasty salmon
it's a pic of insides of a german ww1 zeppelin going to bomb england or maybe returning after bombing
>Friends call for police probe into hotel fall death of young British woman in Thailand
>The university student was on vacation in Southern Thailand from the UK and mysteriously fell 31 floors to meet her end.
weather gods seem very unhappy with texas lads
Best post in this thread so far.
youtube.com
>tfw we let the old flag fall
at least the empire stopped the krauts on the way out ;_;
alri tas
she was a fine british lady
thinking to visit thailand myself but with all these women falling 31 floors and people realizing that there is a dead tranny under their bed i am a bit scared
>MICHAEL MOORE: AMERICA WILL BE A “BETTER COUNTRY” WHEN WHITES ARE A MINORITY
>“I can’t wait for that day to happen”
Reminder that Leftism is a mental disorder
the age of the white man is over
How does he reckon? Every country better than the USA is also much whiter than it.
Just invest in a pair of these, I've "fell" several times and have had no problems.
off to work lads
is it the stuff that spring-healed jack has used
How about you put those on and bounce, kid
must be because of gay marriage
what's a good film about the first world war that's not all quiet on the western front, oh what a lovely war, or war horse?
who? yeh
>implying I'm not bouncing rn
Doubles
>people who call themselves british in real life
just say english you mong
breaker morant
gallipoli
If I were Welsh or Scottish I would go with British. I don't think people even know where Wales is.
When will the EU put their dummy back in?
I'm starting to think we should just accept the turmoil and cut ties with them right now and fuck their obnoxious approach to Brexit deals
what if my surname isn't english?
Wales is in the ocean haha
What do your wardrobes look like
Mines in fucking disarray right now and not all is shown but this is about 10 grand in clothes not even counting gunz
Wales is just England we should stop memeing
>>people who call themselves british in real life
> just say english you mong
Change it because it bloody should be
Modern Britain can't survive without at least
A) good relations with the mainland
or
B) reducing itself to being the USA's fulltime bitch
P A S S C H E N D A E L E
i've honestly thought about it
>I'm starting to think we should just accept the turmoil and cut ties with them right now and fuck their obnoxious approach to Brexit deals
that's because you're stupid lad
Every time Brussels gets shady with Britain over this, it proves what a toxic relationship they have with member states. Just like most politicians, they have an inflated ego. It's obvious they all secretly want to rule, not serve.
rasheed
look at this yank thinking he's on facebook lmao
nonce
can literally tell you're an insufferable faggot nobody likes just from this utter shambles of a post
Good lad.
Are you actually a paki tho?
Are you actually a nonce tho?
no, u?
you've got more pairs of shoes than my mum
>tfw social democracy doesn't fly either
the tu-144 was an airborne turd