Tonight on Top Gear

James eats a sandwich

Richard files some papers

And Matt has a conniption fit.

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What was the BBC thinking when they hired Chris Evans?

Those top gear specials are great m8. I enjoyed the Africa one

>>BBC
>>thinking

Erm....

They'll probably replace him with something that has 16 genders and is part of 3 species.

>there are plebs not watching superior anime

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I seriously hope the BBC goes bankrupt from slaughtering its golden cash cow.

>MFW Britcucks end up still having to pay TV license fees once the BBC folds

FACT typing FACT makes you look like a fucking asshole.

Next show the bike washing scene, that was great.

>SERIOUSLY GUYS, THE SHOW IS DOING GREAT! FACT!

They're pretty even in my book. Both are based.

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Because he is

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Chris Evans is like 70% legs, he should give some of that to the manlet to his left whose legs seem to be missing a few inches.

>tfw America cucked England again by getting their biggest show

lmao enjoy the new Amazon "not top gear".

>we need a numale cuck self hating white to appeal to all those millennial leftists who don't watch this show anyway!

Old Top gear is a representation of the UK before the EU and multicultural policies.

New top gear is the result of marxist EU import niggers policies.

I just half fixed Top Gear just by looking at faces. This alone will boost rating by 25%.

What anime is this?

>there are "adults" masturbating to cartoons instead of getting laid

Fact: Nobody that I introduced to top gear here in the US has any interest in watching the show without Jeremy, James, and Richard.

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Exactly

Those three were the only reason anybody watched the show

>British individuals filming a British show
>broadcast on a US streaming provider
>paid a fortune
>target market primarily brutish
>British humour
>US amazon purchases provide most of the funding

>fucked

You have it backwards m8

He said cucked.

>target market
>british

token nigger present

The funny thing is that the original cast hated each-other as well but they got on with it because they respected each-other. The beta nu-male cuck-cast has no concept of respect so surface tensions are getting in their way. The forced diversity probably isn't helping, either.

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I wish it had stuck to cars more than blokes and jokes in the latter years, but those three complimented and contrasted against each other wonderfully, right down to the different sort of character you'd get any given pair or solo presentation.

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Was this a glitch in the despair code??

When the fuck is actual new Top Gear starting on Amazon?

BBC cucks shot themselves in the foot for getting rid of the only credible and humurous cast, I love it.

>watching anime

fucking manchildren, when will you ever learn...

>Jeremy and May are remain cucks
Shame

>leaving the cunt with the feminist swastika on her chest
Purge them all

As a rider, this pains me extensively.

Nah, Chris Harris and Sabine are the only candidates worth casting who have knowledge of autos.

Although that symbol on her shirt makes me question her even more than before.

That's the meme you dip.

Evans was a terrible choice for host, he's shouty, has a head designed for radio and a complete and utter lack of charisma.

>he hasn't killed himself on camera yet
:(

Fucking this.

Nobody watched the shows for the car reviews, they watched it to see three ridiculously good mates getting into shenanigans.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTZVi6gaOrk

wtf is he wearing, the guy has almost priceless collection of Ferraris and he dresses like a fucking retard.
nothing fucking matches, Chris Evans should be executed.

>mfw I once saw a fit, big tittied girl wearing a bikini swim suit riding a motorcycle
That was good for like two weeks of fapping without visual stimuli

>irrelevant cocksucker from Friends
>the nu-male's nu-male
>feminist
>token black
>token 'just paki enough"
>other useless faggot
>and tue stig
Christ almighty

Clarkson predicted this years ago.

youtu.be/dJfSS0ZXYdo?t=450

Don't expect most normies to know Chris Harris

Satire that became completely unironic.

I didn't know they had a black guy. I haven't watched any of the new episodes.

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>Viewers complained about Clarkson's provocative remarks concerning the country's clothing, trains, food and history
kek

I'm not that familiar with Chris Evans, can someone tell me why he brings his children on TV all the time?

>gaffes
More like basedclarkson.jpg

Shitposting 'round the World with Jeremy Clarkson

he was one of BBC rape-babies but turned out to like it very much so they hired him.

The Mexico one wasn't even Clarkson. That was Hammond.

youtube.com/watch?v=VhsMGDuU8tA

>a muslim, a ginger, and a jew walk into a bar
>they meet quota and immediately become top gear presenters
>"Shalom"! I told you this combination would work. We are goi..."
suddenly
>HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>SO HOWA COM WHITEY GET A CAR N I DONT?
"t-trayvon I thought you were in priso.."
*evolves from primate*
>HOL UP HOL UP SO WHAT YOU IS TELLIN ME
*breaks spicy chicken wing bone and sucks out the marrow*
>SO WHAT YOU IS TELLIN....DAMMMN THESE LIL NIGGAS ARE HAWT
"Trayvon I'm sure we can fit you in the show, they don't call it the BBC for nothing"
>SO WHAT YOU IS..
suddenly, again
>CAR SLAMS THROUGH WALL
>CRASHES INTO BAR
>4 causalities, one was a girl celebrating her 21st birthday
>Aren't you boys, forgetting something? :)
>points to chest with a female symbol on it
>nods seeking acknowledgment that she is a woman
and then
"Ok, that's great, I guess if we ask the taxpayer for mor.."
>For some reason the guy that plays Joey from friends walks in
>HOW U DOIN ;) ;) ;) Xd

>the nu-male's nu-male

everytime

For some reason all Americans on this site are convinced Chris Evans is gay

Dear god I think I prolapsed

God that's fukin hilarious

He didn't predict it. He made fun of it as it was happening.
HIGNFY routinely takes the piss out of itself for having minority quotas.

The only reason he wasn't a black woman all along was because he was exceptionally good at his job.

autumn apparantly, they're still filming.

there's some pictures you can look up.

>"murder prostitutes"
>(((murder prostitutes)))
what did they mean by this?

>implying we could get laid even if we tried

>we need someone that has such a big ego he thinks the country will love him for than they loved the trio.

No idea. They should fire him. Right now Matt is practically carrying the heavy burden of the show on his weak little shoulders

This. Top gear with those 3 was my favorite show to watch.

literally none of these are actual gaffes and shouldn't even be controversial. God you brits are fucked.

> getting laid
>trusting women enough to stick your penis in them

i can tolerate matt. the germoney cunt is ok...i guess.. stig is the stig so fine there. but the rest are shit. evans is the worst of them all. cant wait for him to commit suicide and write FACT IM DEAD FACT. evans is nothing more than an unfunny self absorbed dipshit. so in other words a faggot with way to much money and it went to his head. also hes a ginger so that's enough reason to have him killed.

I haven't watched the new series, and do not intend to, but the only good host out of those is Sabine. She's got a sense of humor and can drive.
Chris Evans is a tool (Evident even from the one segment they did with him a few years back) and the others I've never heard of. Aside from Matt LeBlanc.

Literally
>Shitposting: the TV Show

Utter brilliance. I don't think the BBC ever fully understood exactly what brand of special rare gem they had under their roof until it was gone.

He never got in any real trouble for any of them.

He ended up punching his presenter in the face after calling him a "lazy Irish cunt" and that's why he can't do top gear any more

Is the chic the one that they had do some driving in the past? Like the van on the Nuremberg ring.

Yeah, she's barely in it, which is probably bad because she's alright compared to the other four or five or however many there are now.

Isn't the reason all the other people were fired because one of them slapped a Jew

Sucks she doesn't get much airtime.
I haven't seen the new one yet. I can't stand the US version, Australian version pretty much sucks too.
But I always liked her when she was on in the past.

Jeremy got fired, James and Richard quit.

Only Clarkson was fired for punching a mick, the other two left out of solidarity.
They were punished with a massive paycheck from amazon almost immediately.

It's shit, it really is DIVERSITYGEAR

still watchable, but a tragic shadow of its past

This, there's a reason Top Gear US and the other national versions suck ass.

I'm glad the show is failing miserably.

Chris Evans is a pompous dickhead.

>still watchable
No. Stop that. Stop that right fucking now.

That show out yet? I wanna see it.

this fall m8

Forgot new Top Gear is out today, that's how much it sucks.

>"Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican."

FACT: Pick -any- episode of top gear with Clarkson in it, it has better ratings.

fucking hamster bantz

I fookin dieed m8

Someone pls answer this

>driving through Argentina with a number plate referencing the Falkland war

What?

I can't imagine the producers meeting going any other way.

They almost got killed because of that shit, it was intense.

God, that's my favorite episode
Bakuon, literally K-On! with motorcycles. I read the manga for a while and got bored.

Which season and episode was that one?