1. Your country

1. Your country
2. Which dialect of your language do you hate hearing?

>Denmark
>Western Jutlandic

1. U s of A
2. Bwastahn Dialect

I don't really dislike any of the dialects 2bqh. They're all more interesting than my neutral ass northeast american stinkin' ass speaking ass.

USA
Southie, Staten Island or one of the shitty Deep South Accents.

actually does afro american count? because it really is an entirely different way of speaking english and it sounds like shit.

we have no dialects

I hate southern accents though, black people somehow made that accent even worse, since it's how all of them talk for some goddam reason

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Any dialect that is not mine, especially that of my neighboring town

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Anything outside of Leinster

I don't know
no one speak any other dialect

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>Geordie, Scouse, Brummie, West Country, Glaswegian, Cockney

Austria
Viennese 'dialect'

It's not a dialect anymore though, it's devolved into an annoying accent

>we have no dialects
I think Tangiers Island probably counts.

>French
>Every accent other than standard Parisian sounds retarded

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Roman, Tuscan, any central Italian drivel

literal subhumans the lot of them

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>capital area finglish

The parisian accent died. What you hear everyday is the french accent.

Ehhh Mec t’aurais pas une clope?? Une clope SVP UNE CLOPE SVP

Fuck Parisians get your own fucking cigs I don't even smoke anymore and it still haunts me

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Randstadese

Holy Roman Empire

Upper-austrian accents, including Salzburg. Imagine Farmers who speak like academiacs, that's exactly right they are a bunch of pretenious faggots and borderline unbearable.

>Finland
>Savonian

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Ukrainian

France
Alsacian

All non-standard Finnish(Uusi fucking maa) dialects are equally shit.

Is there any French Alsacian dialect? Or do you mean the German alsacian one?

Ik haat die accenten uit het oosten. Kanker aan mijn oren

>t. homo

Germany
Dutch

Portugal
Brazilian "Portuguese"

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"""""""""""""""""standard""""""""""""""""" swedish
immigrant """"""""""""""""""""swedish"""""""""""""""""""

GO TOOO HELL OPRESSORRR

1. do i really need to answer?
2. northeastern region... they litteraly pronounce the vowels wrong.

Dutch
German (east)

Japan
Kansai (by far the worst), Northern Kanto, Aomori

fuck u svenne

Slovenia
Koroško narečje

>Canada
>Quebecois English
They all hate English in Quebec, so they always sound really spiteful and condescending when they speak it. Imagine a French meth-head who hasn't had his fix in a couple days.

Dialects without guttural R

tfw no dialects in Poland
why live?

You'd be pretty condescending if you had to share your country with quasi-Americans, too.

USA
Not-english dialect

1. Denmark
2. Bornholmsk

Should just sink the island into the sea desu

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>Rio

Srsly, it makes want to vomit.

You can always say the same thing as russians

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Ukranian

> Flanders
> Antwerp (ear-rape)

Only southern Ontario could be considered quasi-American imo. I guess they are neighbors with Quebec tho. Quebec doesn't even consider itself Canadian at this point. They're the Texas of Canada.

Purchasing a wife?

You're lucky, it's better to have one standardized language that everyone speaks rather than dozens of different regional dialects that you can't understand.

Dutch is older than German vuile moffenkop

>Thailand
>wife

1. USA
2. West Coast/Midwest and Lower class Philadelphia/S. NJ accents

Two danes in the same city will have trouble understanding eachother. Your country's FUCKED.

Swabian (South west) or Saxon gibberish (east Germany)

If all German counts.

Fuck off Yorkshire cunt

Copenhagian

cuck

Only when they change E and I though

also in one of the cities of the Belo Horizonte metropolitan area they don't use articles, it sure pisses me off.

They don't say:
Fui na casa da Ana com a Julia transar
They say:
Fui em casa de Ana com Julia transar

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2. Styrian dialect

I can barely understand people from a town 5 kilometers away from where I live, such is life in western jutland.

Yea getting a tanned wife (male)

Bagging one out of the millions of Chinese tourists instead

Boston, jersey, Brooklyn, Irish

Why?

I got family from Northern Jutland, my mom and dad was raised in Middle of Jutland, after which they moved to Southern Jutland, where I was raised. I can understand every dialect of Danish, even Western Jutlandic, save for some krollebolle Bornholmsk, but that's because it's basically Swedish

>don't use articles
Oh yeah, that's disgusting as fuck
the way they pronounce É instead of E and Ó instead of O is especially aggravating to me since somehow every online cram course teacher for my area seems to be from Bahia and up, and they will always say something like "É (huge pause) xoneração" which makes me write it wrongly in my notebook and I'm that much of an autist to be bothered by it.

Stadin slangi
I want to kill myself and everyone around me whenever I hear/read it.

Nobody speaks it you idiot. It's not 1954 anymore.

I usually never have trouble understand dialects, even bornholmsk wasn't really troublesome, but some parts of western jutland tend to really mangle the language on an entirely different level. It's not just the phonology, the grammatical systems are almost completely different, which is why it's sometimes hard to understand.

1. also for Pennsylvania German
2. Lancaster and Ohio dialects

there's no other PA German posters on Sup Forums but there's a handful on Sup Forums and we can barely communicate with each because we all are from different regions or have different backgrounds. I've ran into at least three posters that spoke their Dutch completely fucking differently

How is it even possible to make danish less comprehensible?

1.France
2.English

Kobenhavnere

Guess I'm used to grammar being discarded to the trash, from being raised in Southern Jutland, so I'm immune to that.

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2. Every southern and eastern dialect

you danes should just all learn norwegian

Kobenhavnere speaks the worst form of Danish, it's easy to understand, but it has no personal flair, except for the arrogant phonetis

Do you notest how there they say words like ban na na and pan ne la isntead of ba na na and pa ne la? I actually like this

Aren't you a bunch of special snowflakes

The unwarranted ã before N's? Don't quite care for it.
I do like the way southern girls really emphasize the ^ in words like "vocês".

it's just never been standardized and is spoken differently by region and religious background, add in varying levels of German knowledge in the speaker and English influence and it's impossible to follow. Don't know why this bothers you

I like how they use tri in south to emphasise like:

"Como foi seu dia?
Foi tri bom" ou
"Que guria tri gata"

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2. Vienna. Fucking disgusting alongside with the people there.

Because you shouldn't be speaking german at all. You live in America, the only acceptable foregin language is french

Also cute. They're very cute in a very awkward way in general.

*Spanish

It kind of is but it's not very good sounding

I try to speak basic Finnish, some times add a few Helsinki words

T. stadilainen

That's what modern day slaves speak

I bet both my German and English ancestors have been here longer than yours have

You're family has been here since before 1617. You need to go back

i hate hearing spanish

is this supposed to be English? You legitimately did not get your point across

america
ghetto dialect spoken in slum areas, influenced by gang culture and rap culture

I think your English is shit if you need punctuation marks to understand what is being said

Sweden
The people around Stockholm...
There is no more disgusting, gay sounding dialect in this country...
Can't even watch the news on tv because all the reporters and hosts are from Stockholm. Disgusting.

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2. Basel, St. Gallen, Thurgau

stop it Patrick Alfredo Menendez, you're just embarrassing yourself

*sharp inhale of breath*

1. Spain
2. any northern wh*Te dialects

t. andalucian

"shuup"

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USA "English"

Go back to refugeeistan

>Muh quasi-Americans

And Quebec are retarded French, the fuck is the difference.