/heem/: Bones edition

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who is your favorite female fighter?

marina morozova, patiently waiting for her next fight.

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>average /heem/ posters gf

>38 posts early

Colby Covington

>I revv'd him up boys

One on the right looks a lot like my wife. Its already been 5 years since she walked down the aisle. So blessed

other than deadpool, what's she been on?

UFC 220: Mandrama my shit up

Mcgregor vs Diaz IV
Miocic vs Lesnar
Rousey vs Carano
Werdum vs Rockhold
Krazy Horse vs Wanderlei

r8 this card

lucky lad

Floyd won

h-happy for you bro

cejudo is still going to beat pettis easily

Ragin Al bless!

Cody won the decision

Cruz won the fight

I think you'd be surprised

Cub Swanson vs. Brian Ortega
Liz Carmouche vs. Alexis Davis
Scott Holtzman vs. Darrell Horcher
Eryk Anders vs. John Phillips
Antônio Braga Neto vs. Trevin Giles
Alex Perez vs. Carls John de Tomas
Chris Gruetzemacher vs. Davi Ramos

>the city of this card

>Deadpool
It was a sarcasm, on account of she quit fighting to become a movie star.

About her fighting again. She's only 35. She's been hovering around the last few Belator events. I've seen a few 35+ women fight in Belator lately. Not that there is any correlation, but obviously Belator isn't opposed to letting old battleaxes fight.

On the other hand she lost her name value years ago. Would anyone even care?

Would like to see it either way.

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Its not for another two months and theres 7 fights, calm down

Cub-Ortega is possible FOTY

liz carmouche has tko wins over valentina and jessica andrade

alexis davis has a tko win over amanda nunes

lol

Pettis meme dies soon, I still remember Sergio got subbed by Caceres

she's 35 but in bellator she can use "supplements".

JUST

*top 10 in the world in the smallest, least talented division in the sport

Would watch/10. All it needs is Gabi-Horiguchi

Josh "The Weeb" Barnett would shadow realm that bitch

realistically, would gabi win that fight?

Womens featherweight?

fucking no, horiguchi would ankle pick that huebeast and bring the pain

Pretty sure Horiguchi would heem the shit out of her, but she's so much bigger she might be able to smother him. It's honestly an interesting fight

Barutto in UFC when?

you /Baruto vs Lewis/?

I once fingered Tony Ferguson in a nightclub toilet in Victoria, Aus.

AMA

Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding
Bonus: Mauro Ranallo
>mentally ill (confirmed bipolar) cuck who works for a shit company like Showtime and enjoys mandrama
Ariel Helwani
>instigator; should quit MMA journalism and pursue a career with TMZ
Ben Nguyen
>midget “””fighter””” who fluked his way into modest relevance

Sup Forums Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Bonus: Brendan Schaub
>multi millionaire who turned a successful fighting career battling legends into superstardom
Dana White
>does everything for this sport and its fighters; a pillar of integrity
Andrew Tate
>only boisterous because he can back it up; speaks the truth and embodies masculinity

>it's the fight the fans wanna see

TKO(exhaustion)

what PEDs does joanna take?

I once watched a guy finger Tony Ferguson in a nightclub toilet in Victoria, Aus.

AMA

Is this you?

Khabib and Turkzdemir will never be my boys

That's the lil rascal right there

ipecac syrup

nice legs but I need to see them toes first

That is Togert my man

*gallops towards you*

is moral spring a kill? he's unbannable with pass

What the hell is this conference for? There are people in suits and ties getting up in the row behind them but the guys in front are wearing virgin shirts and the woman is wearing stuff that would be appropriate in a club or bar
Seriously where is this?

This desu

Probably Minecraft convention

Do you think Rogan wants UFC to change it's outfit policy to be the same as ancient Greek wrestling, where fighters have to be completely naked?

Lads bet the house on GSP, he is dominating Bisping on the feet and molesting him on the ground my UFC 2 sim

imagine being the middleweight champion, but the betting underdog to a welterweight who hasn't fought in 4 years

Any martial arts purist would be on board with that’s my guy

hehe funny

literally everyone at jackson's is on roids

Rogan has a pretty serious Ancient Roman Gay vibe going on

Everybody's on roids, my man

100%
youtube.com/watch?v=J6b2YGx41c0

Rogan has no actual virtues or beliefs or even real opinions on anything besides for DUDE WEED LMAO
It's the only thing he doesn't flip flop on

>when ben said right to his face "i think people who use drugs are idiots"
rogan didn't take the bait lol

Except for me though

>Conor McGregor Reportedly in Talks to Appear at WrestleMania 34


JUST LIKE THAT

bleacherreport.com/articles/2737972-conor-mcgregor-reportedly-in-talks-to-appear-at-wrestlemania-34

Bryan Caraway vs Luke Sanders confirmed for UFC Fresno

And he just killed Bisping in the fifth with elbows from the crucifix

I’m a HUGE Conor fan, but he’s never ever defended a title for whatever reason. He won the 2 world title at Cage Warriors, never defended them – I suppose he did go straight the UFC so he can be excused there.

He won a featherweight title, and then avoided fighting Frankie Edgar like he was some kind of superman. Okay, maybe the lure of a second world title was the reason, he went and done that. But he has got to defend the title now. There’s an interim champion for crying out loud.. And he wants to defend against Nate Diaz??? A guy not even even the title picture and only shows up to fight when he can be bothered!!

How would he have felt if Aldo had went and defended against Edgar after Conor became interim FW champion.. He’d be crying about it. The champion has to fight the interim champion. You went off and made your money with Mayweather and now owe it to everyone to defend against Tony. Ferguson is right, you either defend of vacate. And I think Conor beats Ferguson 8 out 10 times anyway.

My only fear is after he’s defended the title, we won’t see him defend again. He’s never going to fight Khabib, no chance in hell. You’ll get the " I need to see him make weight, I need evidence he will show up". He’ll try go after another world title at 170 and it’ll be the same story all over again. You can’t be considered the best ever if you don’t defend your titles.

he's going to the WWE bro

forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2017/10/10/wwe-in-talks-with-conor-mcgregor-5-ways-he-can-make-wrestlemania-34-a-must-watch-pay-per-view/

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bisping is a known roider

why 426? is that your lifting number?

WHERE YOU AT MCSPAMMER YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT

His weight in kg

>he's literally fake wrestling instead of fighting tony

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literally fucking who

remember when masvidal literally embarrassed cerrone?

How well would he do in the UFC?

One liver kick from Till and he's done.

He's going to WWE for Wrestlemania, which is a single event in April. He'll fight before that.

Sage Northcutt is a young lightweight fighter in the UFC with an 8-2 record, last fighting in December 2016, losing by submission to Mickey Gall

funny, you know I meant the other guy

remember when maia literally embarrassed masvidal?

Probably a can to get his record padded out.

I like this list

Sorry, Mickey Gall is a young welterweight fighter with an undefeated record of 4-0, facing Randy Brown at the upcoming UFC 217 PPV on Nov. 4

Remember when Tyron Woodley absolutely embarrassed Maia

Hi I'm Cody Garbrandt and I'm the future of the UFC say something nice about me

What the fuck is wrong with you?

rememher when tyron BTFO le orc man

I remember when Woodley was in camp a month before they announced the fight

maia got the judges' nod

jorge won the fight

fondly

Sure he did buddy, Diaz 1 2 5 as well right?

lawler is so blatantly a steroid abuser

Not an argument.

No, Diaz 2nd round RNC

Diaz 235, goof

don't ever stop