/mlb/ general - SIXTEEN FAILED ATTEMPTS edition

ARZ: Hazen: D'Backs will try to sign J.D. Martinez
CLE: Giovanny Urshela feeling soreness in left leg
CLE: Indians optimistic about Encarnacion for Gm 5
WAS: Werth second, Harper third for NLDS Game 4
MIN: Sano could need surgery for right shin issue
CHC: Baez in lineup for NLDS Game 4 vs. Nats
LA: Darvish terrific over five-plus in Game 3 win
LA: Bellinger stars as Dodgers advance to NLCS
NYY: Severino bounces back; Yankees force Game 5
CHC: Quintana holds down Nats; Cubs rally for win
WAS: Scherzer (hamstring) superb in Game 3 Monday
HOU: Bregman has big homer as Astros head to ALCS

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Mets

>rain

D O Y E R S
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Doyers worlds eries

doyers vs astros who wins
be honest

Based on their track record with minor league teams. Unless the team is really good all the time they won't go

/r/ memes for this team, other than pic related

Why do people think the South is a good idea for expansion? It's a college football region. The only teams in the South that draw or have drawn good crowds in the past are Atlanta and Texas. No one else can do this.

>people will only see a team if it's winning
That's the same for literally every baseball team, settle the fuck down.

Also it's minor league so who cares anyway.

Also I just meant in general. In the past week I've had like 5 separate groups of them accost me on campus asking if I have a church and if I'm crazy enough to believe a dude found a hat and a stone and read the word of God that Jesus chilled with natives. I'm in Ohio too so it isn't like it's Utah where one might expect it

>playing baseball outdoors

this delay is inexcusable in the modern era

>the South shouldn't get a new sport because no one goes to see it
>no one is currently going to see it, because the South doesn't have the sport yet

Oh, South.

Why do people think that Canada is a good idea for expansion? Its a hockey region. The only teams in Canada that draw or have drawn good crowds in the past are no one.

Because you think they'll support a big league team?

>Mlb

Naw .

Yes.

MLB =/= minor amateurism

no one knows

hence, the reason they play the game

The Southern League is one of the more poorly attended minor leagues. And only the Texas teams can draw nice enough crowds in that league alone. Src: I live in Frisco, right by the RoughRiders park.

>a washout in Chicago
fuck this gay earth

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What are the Cubs fans who went to the game doing right now?

>AYEAHGAYEAHGHGHHAHZ

Здpaвcтвyй

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Baseball sucks when the Rangers aren't doing well. The league needs a villain and who else but the ultimate bad guys.

>Came called


REEEEEE IT'S MY DAY OFFF

Yankees are just about as bad of guys as you'll get, user.

Yankees are America's team!

The jays?

most of the seats are under a roof, so most are just waiting, some already left.

Well the redcux already lost

good guys win again

Now what the fuck are we gonna do all evening?

>tfw no playoff baseball

went to buy garbage to fill my mouth FOR NOTHING

Wrong!

Their tickets will work for tommorow's game. If they had other plans, well tough shit.

Shitpost?
Here ill start.
>yaks

Just save it for tomorrow you dumb paki.

What if he got fried chicken? It's never the same the next day.

Post anime related pictures of your team.

I remember when all the >mest fags were boasting about winning the NL East in March and early April. That was some funny shit. I tried to talk some sense in to you guys, but you were too busy posting *strikes you out* and Thor memes to listen. How does it taste? It's bitter, isn't it? I hope you choke on it. Fuck the Mets. They'll be irrelevant for the next 10 years. You may as well join the rest of your 'brothers' and become a Yankees fan now.

>worst girl

I can't believe I am even giving you a (You)

noooo i gotta work and my tendies will be dry ;3;

That's a funny way of spelling 'Girl who is going to win in the end'

The fuck? Cold fried chicken is the GOAT.

God is on >our side!!!!!!
See? I told you the cubs were the bad guys.

It's not

Fresh >oven > cold > microwave

>implying God is not the villain that needs to be killed.

>oven
Philistine.

Objectively correct. People that thinks cold is better than the oven are out of their minds.

>@BillShaikin: Dusty Baker said Tanner Roark, not Stephen Strasburg, starts tomorrow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Meh. Whatever. I'm an atheist anyway.

ahahaha holy shit dusty just doesnt give any fucks

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Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

I'm only upset the game was delayed because I assumed >we'd mids Roark. Jesus, Dusty is an imbecile.

Guess I'm watching divegrass tonight. Hopefully we can qualify for the Worldc Up

I guess in his retarded Dusty logic he wants Stras for game 5, BUT THERE WILL BE NO GAME 5 IF THEY FUCKING LOSE.

Next time Rizzo comes up with risp & 1st open, what will Dusty do?

>rain delay

why don't cities who know they have shitty weather build dome stadiums?

>domes

Baseball is meant to be played outside.

>tanner roark

NO BASEBALL REEEEEEEE

I think Dusty's plan is to have Roark start, and then have Strasberg come in as relief if shit hits the fan early. Also, you have to remember, the Cubs cracked Strasberg and beat him already in game 1. So you can't assume it's a free win for the NEETs if Dusty did pull Roark for Strasberg.

>dome

Name one fucking decent domed baseball stadium. Go ahead. I'll wait. I fucking double dog dare you. I'll save you the trouble. There aren't any. They're all shit. Every last one of them.

I don't think any exist.

NATINAL MEMS PLZ

>Nazi Frog poster
>Making a terrible post
It's almost expected.

>Cubs autistically cheering because they're making an assumption as to a free win
Come on, guys. You should know baseball better by now. A year is more than goddamn enough

I'm one of only a couple Nats posters on Sup Forums and I suck at shoop.

Daily reminder that if you think the cuns or nats are anything but utter garbage this year, then you are delusional and will be rudely awken on friday.

You literally have a walking meme as a perennial all star

HEY!!!

And he's going to the Cubs after they knock his team out the playoffs tomorrow.

chase field

Retractable roof stadiums are patrician I love how Minute Maid Park looks

chase is actually fantastic

>opposing teams can celebrate in the pool after eliminating the DBacks in the post season.
NEXT!

DG lives in my head rent-free

I'll cum in your ass for 20$

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>Claims his players are feeling under the weather
>'It's the AC and mold in our hotel.'
>Baker in charge of excuses.

DG lives in my head rent-free

Well, consider this an eviction notice. You owe me back rent for at least several years. I'll see you in court.

>cusb and gnats manage to fuck up the one game today by not playing it

just contract both franchises

You live in my head rent-free

Sup Forumsstros!

Go blow a moose.

Why didn't Harvey sweep you out to sea?

Giants aren't playing today your stupid leaf.

The Dodgers choke in the playoffs

Gnats is nationals you stupid newfag.

>jints

nah

yeah

nationals meme name is walgreens

Getting assfucked in a boystown bathroom

>nervous mets fag says for the 30th time today

I prefer >nast honestly

Nervous dodgers lose the pennant for the 30th time in a row

literally every time a losedians pitchers acts cocky, they get btfo. kluber will be no different

Feels like 2003 in here.

Dear Nats fans,
Wanna win for once?
Dont trusty the Dusty

Ur right. Because the best team starts on Saturday