Tfw im going to die a virgin

>tfw im going to die a virgin
really makes me think

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l-lewd

so what, it's the norm in our geneation, I will die a virgin too probably, and know 2 friends in the same situation

lol nope

young people is having a lot of sex, we are virgins because our looks, im 168cm and ugly

You live in Spain, everyone is 150cm there, go outside you stupid NEET.

You're a virgin because you're a neet who only sees the sun when you have to go to the head doctor mate. Try getting out there a bit and meet a girl. If you're christian try going to church

So, society is shallow. How is that any better?

Stop being a smart-arse. You know perfectly well that "just going outside" isn't going to do jack shit when you look like a hob-goblin.

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actually it does.
not all women come from a beauty magazine

or you could just hit the gym, get swole with a low bf% and nobody loks like a hobgoblin anymore, at least not to the extent that they wont get laid

Clearly a virgin. Think horny schoolboy who bring porn to school.

Ohohoho you ain't seen shit if you honestly believe that, look at your average Finn and try to tell me that with a straight face again

How the fuck do these threads get replies every single time?

>losing weight and building muscle doesn't make you look bet-

I have a degree, have good paying job and spend lots of time hiking, that doesn't make me any less of a kissless virgin that will die a kissless virgin

I know a dude who goes to my gym who has a literal Babyface

Post your face then and we'll tell you if it's possible to be fixed.

If you're so ugly that you never go outside then it doesn't matter anyway if Sup Forums sees it

Sex isn't that great. I got a girl pregnant once; it was scary.

If you won't post it then you clearly dont want any advice or help. Your face is probably average as well and you should stop making threads.

It's really funny how no one who complains about their body or face ever posts it on here. Probably because they realize they can get a better haircut, or lose/gain weight or fix their acne or anything else that will massively improve your face unless you have terrible burn scars

Why don't you get involved in places you'll meet women? Joining a hiking group springs to mind. Failing that just get out and about, go to the pub with your mates and meet their friends. Or get some mates

No, no one posts their face on here because it's fucking Sup Forums

>deletes his posts and makes a new thread

>Why don't you get involved in places you'll meet women?
I have been in classes half made up of women for 5 years, I am still a kissless virgin
>Joining a hiking group springs to mind
Sure I did, it's all middle aged men
>Failing that just get out and about, go to the pub with your mates and meet their friends. Or get some mates
Ok, let me put on my mates-making hat and go to town to make all the mates I can so I can go chat up their mates about football, skiing and how the harvest went

If you're so fucking ugly that you're "suicidally depressed" and "will die a virgin" then who the FUCK is going to dox you? Your mom?

I've posted my face and phone number on Sup Forums before no one is going to do shit

>Ok, let me put on my mates-making hat and go to town to make all the mates I can so I can go chat up their mates about football, skiing and how the harvest went
Well what are your interests?

Are you massively autistic or something? What's going on?

If worst comes to worst just find that camwhore from Piedemont and chat her up. Pretty fit actually

>Are you massively autistic or something?
Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
Also, half of my face doesn't move due to nerve damage

>arse

Stop

Literally no reason to be a virgin.
I'm a 5'7 skinnyfat autist, yet I've had sex a handful of times with two different sluts.

Oh wow man. Sorry to hear that.

Just pay for it I guess. Might help your confidence I or something.

Its it curable?

Nope. It also made me completely deaf in one ear

That's really sad man. Feel like telling the story?

idk what to tell you man. Might be hard to meet someone. I'd try something online and just being open and honest about it.

I mean like I say it might be worth paying for it. idk.

I don't really know how it happened, I've been like that since 3, probably a vaccination against parotitis gone wrong.
Also, I have already been to two neurologists, both told me there is nothing that can be done about it.

RIP my uncle was in a car crash so half his face is fucked, hes payed for a bunch of surgery but it still seems a bit "off"

luckily he has a PHD in a STEM field so he was still able to buy a big house and nice car, and what do you know some slut married him and they have kids now.

That's a pretty shit go of it mate.

So what's the plan?

Sure, but I'd rather be alone than marry some gold digger that will dump my ass as soon as she knows she can get alimony and keep the house
>So what's the plan?
Dying alone, of course

Eh you might find someone. People bang on about the sex etc but its really the company and someone to spend your life with.

Like I say man try okcupid or something like that. Or try to pick up someone on interpals.

>DUDE I CANT FIND A GF OR FRIENDS BECAUSE IM UGLY NOT BECAUSE I HAVE ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS AND THINK WOMEN ARE PROPERTY

lazy fuckers prefer to blame their failures on their genes or on women etc instead of actually improving themselves. Just an excuse to stay pathetic.

you guys have an unhealthy obsession with sex, not even /r9k/ is this pathetic

>I never leave my house, NEET master race here working is for slaves. Going to the gym is for cucks, having hobbies is for normies

>"Why aren't women knocking my door with a battering ram to suck my dick and let me creampie them?"

>yeah dude, it doesn't matter that you are unable to emote like a normal human being and that makes everyone subconsciously freak out, just hit the jim bro
I was actually thinking of doing that, since the remote alpine village I live in is not exactly full of girls my age

It could be worse.

At this point /r9k/ looks like healthy and welladjusted people.

Yeah man might be the go hey. What's your degree in?

Trying to build a social life is pretty important. I mean I figures you'd be well aware but the way we perceive ourselves is pretty massive man. But when someones met you a few times its your personality that matters. It might have impacted your social skill pretty heavily but it actually won't matter to most people. Shared interests go a long way

Better to give it a go than to wonder why you didn't

I don't even want to have sex with a girl, I just want someone cute to talk to and crush my balls occasionally, I'd never want to put my cock in a girl

I agree you are fucked, if you could fix it I would recommend doing that but you cant. You will always be a outcast, focus on other things in life. Like working at a farm, I heard there is many cute animals that can keep you company and help you with loneliness

Good to see that welsh culture is thriving in the modern era

I'm not ugly, never been a NEET and I am a 27 years old virgin

Stop being autistic then. Would have thought it would have been pretty easy to pick up in your army years

Go to you pussy worshiping cuck. Virginity should be kept until marriage, and within the marriage bed sex is had daily.

The West is dead because it's not Christian anymore.

/r9k/ just wants a gf/waifu, if you don't count the incels and roasties that venture in from /soc/. /r9k/ is pure, or was.

They just want cock these days mate. Sad times

I'm a kissless friendless virgin

you are unable to emote like a normal human being because you spend 24/7 complain about MUH UGLY GENES AND HOAR WOMYNS on Sup Forums than improving yourself.

He's hurt from an injury from when he was 3 you fuckwit.

Shit, you better go tell that to my neurologist, he has been wrong for more than 20 years about a virus destroying the nerves near my right temple! The problem was Sup Forums all along!

what's the purpose of these constant whining threads? It doesn't belong here and it never even gets anywhere. Why arent mods deleting this shit?

Would you like some more gay anime role play threads instead?