Did Sup Forums watch the World's Strongest Man competition this year?

Did Sup Forums watch the World's Strongest Man competition this year?

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whats the point of taking roids if youre still gonna be fat?

to lift heavy rock

Most of these guys don't need to impress women. It's a competitive attitude. They like to train, they like to be stronger than the other guy, and they like to win.

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What the fug, they held it in Africa? Why?

I guess steroids really do make you bald

Why are they all white?? fucking racists wont let poc compete i bet becuase they know they'd lose

Koklyaev is so dreamy. It was great when showed up in those Strength Wars videos. The music video featuring him is catchy.

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I saw this last week

The "tower"/guy from game of thrones should have won btw but he screwed up on one event or something

That brit did a hell of a job...fucking dislocated a few of his fingers and still was able to deadlift like 400 something pounds

Yes, this is what unnatural muscle looks like. Zyzz was natty. Action movie stars too.

Dipshits.

zyzz was not natty. In fact the drug use probably killed him.

humans are not supposed to be able to live 1000 pounds what the fuck

heart attack in his early 20s, yeah thats roids

>mfw Mariusz is still the record holder

POLAND STRONK

I've watched his career skyrocket over the last several years. Just a few years ago he was a newbie in WSM. He started pushing records, schooling big names in the circuit. On his youtube channel (with like 5k subs), he matched and bested personal bests made by the world record holder (an icelander) in deadlift. Then, last year, he shattered the world record deadlift.

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Kind of a cunt, though. Sucks Arnold Schwarzenegger's dick when that cunt inserts himself into these events for publicity.

Here's his WR deadlift. It had hung around 460 kg (like 1015lbs) for the last 10 years. Eddie lifted 500kg (like 1100 lbs) last year. He'd mentioned wanting to do that, and I'd thought he might be able to do it, MAYBE, in like 15 years. And I wasn't the only one who was dubious that it was possible. I was stunned.

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They've done it before. One time South Africa hosted it. Probably cheap to get shit done.

400 something KILOGRAMS mate. Multiply by 2.2 and get pounds.

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Rob Oberst is Comfy Strongman Kino

>cheap

There's your answer. It's not a huge sport. The top athletes make peanuts for doing this. In Marius' day, like ten years ago, the #1 placing at the World's Strongest Man got a $30,000 truck.

>he has an autistic brother

These digits prove that his brother posts strongman threads on Sup Forums

>do roids constantly, and then lay of them for a while when its time for drug testing

>"natty"

>do steroids for 4 years, lay of them for a month and then go to the olympics

Why not?
Let me guess, because 'niggers' right? Shit's getting old man

I'm sorry you'll never make it

The Olympics isn't a natural competition. Strongman isn't a natural competition. Football and (American) football aren't natural competitions.

It's ashame, but soon all professional sports are going to become, first and foremost, pharmaceutical arms races.

What is natural? God made all of those chemicals.

Cool. Natty sports are boring. I want to see super human chads on drugs bashing their skulls in.

Sup Forums are not the instigators, if you can believe it or not. They are sheep being provoked to react in that way

Before they were genetic arms races. Now they're still genetic arms races, because some people take better to certain compounds, chemicals, and mixtures than other people.

It would just be nice to watch a sport and know that the athletes are performing under physiological conditions that reflect the ancient genetic history of humanity, not superdrugs made in a laboratory. Might as well just replace all human athletes with biomechanical robots, if that's how you feel about it.

Exactly

When you think about, shouldn't it always be hosted in Africa? Intimidating Africans into thinking white people are other world giants. There was actually a black strong man from England, I think his last name was Felix.

>Before they were genetic arms races
One thing does not necessarily equal the other

>Now they're still genetic arms races, because some people take better to certain compounds, chemicals, and mixtures than other people.
This statement contradicts itself

>that reflect the ancient genetic history of humanity

Send me a carrier pigeon about how you feel instead of posting on the information superhighway.

M8, even Scoob did roids. He isnt natty.

Mark Felix, yes. And fortunately for Sup Forums, he happened to be a very humble and unimposing man.

Don't let ((social media)) condition you to have an 85 iq, knee-jerk reactionary opinion of every black you see. (I'm not condoning the white genocide, btw. Before any of you jump on that fallacious argument.)

Why are you even posting on the primitive internet at all, instead of laboring to develop electro-telepathic communication to deliver specious arguments more efficiently?

The way you type is more pathetically condescending than every Sup Forums poster I've ever talked to.

Nah, they come here all the time derailing topics
Everyone knows this, this exchange was a waste of time. You should already know this

>pathetic

I think you're just using that word here because you're intimidated, and insecure.

The only sport I can really tolerate. I find it "pure," in a sense. I also have a soft spot for power lifting comps, especially the lower weight class women. Anyone remember Poundstone? What's up with some of these oddly fitting names?

The way you type is more condescending than every Sup Forums poster I've ever talked to.
Point remains, and I still think you're pathetic.

For all the /fit/ fags obsessed with never eating carbs:

My energy comes from my diet. Breakfast is 10 eggs and two to three pounds of bacon. Between meals, I eat lots of candy. In the morning, it will be several 3 Musketeers and/or Snickers bars; I need them for energy. Lunch, at 1 or 2 PM, is a double meal of a Polish pork chop, sauerkraut and potatoes. An hour later, I work out, then take lots of supplements: magnesium, creatine, amino acids, all that stuff, and more chocolate. Dinner is whatever meat I can grab—steaks, pork chops, bacon—plus more sauerkraut and potatoes. At 9 or 10 PM, I work out again. Afterward, I have a protein shake and more chocolate. At 3 or 4 AM, I wake up and have more chocolate, then go back to sleep until morning.

>they come here all the time derailing topics

There is far more Sup Forumsbait and cuckporn spam on Sup Forums than Sup Forumsspam.

If you want to cut then cutting carbs makes sense. But you've got to eat big to get big and carbs is the way.

It can't be more pretentious and condescending than repeating yourself verbatim, like a child. You would help yourself by finding better things to take offense to.

>Sup Forumsbait
>on Sup Forums

You don't see the problem here? This isn't "Sup Forumsbait" because this place is actually Sup Forums. This board is not Sup Forums
You are not welcome here, the threads are not meant for you

You're the only offended child here. Offended by an image board operating on half irony and jokes. Pathetic.

Can we get back to strong man? Those Botswana locals have a lot of enthusiasm.

not him but Sup Forums is practically impossible to discuss without dipping into politics occasionally especially considering 90% of the shit on tv now has some political statement or meaning

How many holocaust threads do you see on Sup Forums, vs. how many cuckporn spam threads and other forms of Sup Forumsbait threads? Clearly, Sup Forums is not the primary problem here, although they definitely can be.

>Sup Forumsbait threads

This isn't Sup Forums, you clicked on the wrong board

Faaaaaaaaaaaaat

>say it to their face
>can outrun them

I don't understand the appeal.

The fact of the matter is that Sup Forums posts less derailing threads here than people who are trying to upset crossboarders, and are a less of a problem for the board, if we compare the two. How did Moot put it? >Hating another culture is not a culture.

It's upsetting to you because you're a Sup Forumstard who can't check his baggage at the door

You'd be surprised. Some of the top finishers are quite quick on their feet. Hafthor is known for that, and there is a young pole who looks like he's going to be even quicker than him.

This is why I only watch fighting.
Pic related number 1 MMA fighter in the world and natty. Fuck non-heavyweights.

It's ironic, and I'm not sure you'll be able to follow this, but that line of reasoning is precisely what characterizes Sup Forums, and what is hated the most about them.

>You don't agree with me about X
>Therefore you are an X defending X

Maybe this analogy will help you understand why I don't jump on Sup Forums's ass like so many on Sup Forums do.

Is this back kino?

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You can never trust them, for all I know you can be pretending to be human

These "people" have no dignity. On that stupid HWNDU livestream they instigated a fight then sent a guy to jail over a shove

>On that stupid HWNDU livestream they instigated a fight then sent a guy to jail over a shove

Sup Forums is really an embarrassment to white nationalism. I wish they would behave and act more like functional adults. And it would probably be better if they didn't exist at all. But I don't hate them. It's pointless to, and furthermore, I can understand why they feel the way they do, and why they act the way they do.

>Sup Forums is really an embarrassment to white nationalism.

That's like being an embarrassment to an embarrassment

>straps
>record

Yeah, nah, Magnusson is still the king.

Are you from reddit or something? Sup Forums isn't white nationalist, Sup Forums is the most diverse board on this site. You're thinking of 8ch

I would've agreed with you a year ago when he'd beaten Bennie's record by, like, 4kg. But he's beaten it now by 100lbs. I'm not sure Bennie could have done that on his best day, with straps. He definitely hasn't been able to do anything of his former caliber recently, with the injuries he's sustained.

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This lift definitely has not been bested in a clear and unarguable way, though. That is certain.