This is a little song I wrote in my head... It's a little rough around the edges. Just gonna do a little jam here, oh yeah.
*picks notes on acoustic guitar*
This song goes out to all the fucking white males out there. All the fucking white males who are tying to make a difference. The kind of male who eats kale, instead of normal veggies like spinach. The kind of male who marries a whale. Because fuck fascist beauty standards, oh yeah.
*begins strumming*
Oooooh, my wife's son! My wife's son! The light of my life, I'll protect him But I'm a pacifist, I don't own a gun.
My wife's son, oooooh! My wife's son! Yeah! Honey won't you use your strap-on with meeee tonight! Stick it up my bum! Oh yeah, it's tight. Destroy my ass, I deserve it 'cause I'm white.
*ceases strumming and picks notes*
I'm the kind of man who's active on social media. Everything I know, I learned on Wikipedia. I wear thick-framed glasses, And lick black guy's asses. While my wife sucks their cock. Black lives matter, and refugees rock! I want more diversity on every city block.
*begins strumming*
Oooh, my wife's son! My wife's son! Raising a mixed-race child is so fun. Go ahead and call me a cuck. It's really a compliment, just my luck!
Do you hate trans, gays? Oh dear. Didn't you know it's the current year? Being demiqueer is natural you have nothing to fear. And don't be afraid of Muslims either, Only a minority are extreme I hear.
Huh, what was that I wonder? With all the diversity this should be a safe neighborhood.
*6'2" black male approaches*
>AYO WHITE BOI >SHUT DA FUCK UP >DAS A REAL NICE GUITAR >GIMME DAT OR I BEAT YO ASS FAR >YA'LL WHITE BOYS IS WHACK >SO I'M STEALIN YO SHIT >SO I CANS BUY CRACK
Y-Yes s-sir... you deserve it more than I do.
>DAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY TO ME CRACKA?
S-Sorry...
>YO I CAN'T HEAR YO BITCH ASS SPEAK UP
I-I'm s-sorry f-for slavery...
>DAS RIGHT PUNK
Ryder Watson
...
Kayden Adams
A
Camden Morales
FUCKING
Andrew Wilson
I would assign chords to this and sing it before posting it on this thread, but I'm gonna need better lyrics OP. Those are 5/10 at best
Ethan Parker
That was beautiful.
Adam Peterson
I fucking swear to god I'd pick up my guitar, record myself, and upload that shit if I didn't live with other people, it's beautifully memetastic
Levi Cox
Why are Canadians so unfunny, yet try so hard?
Alexander Hughes
They want to impress big brother
Easton Lopez
I'm not a musician, I just thought of it in the shower 5 mins before I posted it.
That would be cool. Feel free to edit the lyrics for a better flow if need be.
Matthew Russell
I gotta tell you guys, this kids got talent. He's special. He really knows how to convey that conservatives are racist no matter what.
